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Jenny_Jackson

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Updated: 7:44 p.m. PT Dec 5, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. But not while on a plane.

An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way, but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16064706/

Updated: 7:44 p.m. PT Dec 5, 2006
NASHVILLE, Tenn. -

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.
With her odiferous "unspecified medical condition" I suppose the other 98 passengers were a bit negative on the idea of having her back among them for the rest of the flight.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
With her odiferous "unspecified medical condition" I suppose the other 98 passengers were a bit negative on the idea of having her back among them for the rest of the flight.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
I kind of like to think she wasn't allowed back on the plane because of her "explosive" nature :D :D :D
 
Jenny_Jackson said:
The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

Obviously not a Mythbusters fan, there. They spent half an episode collecting farts and dispproving a half dozen or so ways to kill the smell -- including the "light a match" myth.

I suppose if she was actually lighting her farts it might help.
 
Weird Harold said:
Obviously not a Mythbusters fan, there. They spent half an episode collecting farts and dispproving a half dozen or so ways to kill the smell -- including the "light a match" myth.

I suppose if she was actually lighting her farts it might help.
As long as she's not aiming at critical flight systems and crying "Allahu Akbar!" as she does so.

:devil:
 
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