LMAO: Ever make a total fool of yourself over someone?

[kittykateater]

I'm a 51-year-old man. I recently lost 20 pounds, and I feel I'm looking better and I feel sexier. My wife seems to want me more often now, too.

OK, so I have this neighbor lady who's about 15 years older than me. She's not what I'd call hot, but she still looks pretty decent. Whenever I see her, she playfully flirts with me, and I politely flirt back. But I love my wife and I would NEVER take it further than that!

So this afternoon, about an hour ago, I'm mowing my front lawn and I notice her curtain peels back and she's peeking at me.

I was in T-shirt and jeans, but I was getting sweaty from mowing the lawn, so I went in the house and came back out in shorts and sandals, shirtless, and resumed mowing. I was much more comfortable, plus I thought I'd give her something to peek at.

Sure enough, I see her curtain pull back again. Only this time she comes out a minute later, with a glass of lemonade. I swear I thought she was going to offer it to me as an excuse to flirt again.

Instead she sat on her front porch swing sipping her lemonade, and I could see she was looking right at my chest.

As I mowed, and raked and swept the lawn trimmings, I could feel her gaze burning into my butt, right through my shorts.

I think she finally realized she was maybe being a bit TOO obvious, so she picked up her garden hose and began watering her outdoor hanging potted house plants. Understand, she normally waters her plants with a little garden water can. The hose was overkill...and she rewatered several of them as she continued to watch me work, continued to watch the sweat beads glistening on my bare chest!

When I was done and the free show was over, when I went back in my house, I noticed she gave up her pretense of watering her plants....already OVER watered...and she went back in her house too, now that there was nothing for her to watch any more.

I'm still laughing my ass off, over her antics.

So, have you ever made a total fool of yourself over anyone, like my neighbor lady just did an hour ago? Details, please......

 

[Vital_Signs]

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[monique1971]

I have made a fool of myself over someone, more times than I care to count. I hope none of those people post to this thread.

 

[daylightwarrior]

Look at it from her side. I don't know her story, though you may have made her day.

 

[Crazy_Jezabel]

Awww! I thought that was kind of swet of the woman.

I've made a fool out of myself checking out men several times. I remember one on top of my head. I was about 15 or 16-yeras-old. I was at the beach with my mother, aunt, and a friend. I saw a hot lifeguard and I wanted to flirt with him but at the time I had no freakin clue how to flirt. Apparently the guy over heard me talking about him with my aunt, my mother, and my friends because when I went to go ask him for the time (That was all I could come up with.) he laughed at me, looked up at the sun, and told me oh I guess it's about time to cool off in the ocean. I was kind of hurt and embarassed. The lifeguard was in his late teens are early 20's.

 

[kittykateater]

Look at it from her side. I don't know her story, though you may have made her day.

She's a widow, probably lonely. And although her obviousness made me laugh, I gotta admit I was VERY flattered, too!

I used to make such a fool of myself over girls in my senior year of high school. I was very scholarly, the good-looking girls and even the not-so-good-looking ones only wanted the jocks. So I was very surprised when a blonde who I considered very cute asked me to a school dance, which was for Senior class only. It was a 1950s theme, just a regular dance, not a prom, so I greased my hair and rolled-up my t-shirt sleeves. We were to meet at the school gym where the dance was held.

But she was very insecure and I guess she needed to make herself feel better at my expense. So she showed up with another guy on her arm and she laughed in my face that I thought she would ever seriously want to dance with me!

A girl in a poodle skirt overheard the whole thing, and she very kindly asked me to dance. We danced several dances together, and we chatted for a while, she told me she could never treat anyone like that and she was enjoying talking to me, she likes people who can carry on an intelligent conversation and she hates dumb jocks, and how I deserve better than how the blonde treated me. Then she told me there's a room off the gym, where they store equipment, and if I wouldn't mind, she'd kind of like to make out with me in there. After what the blonde had done earlier, I was wary, but she seemed nice and genuine and sincere, not acting out of pity or a need to further humiliate me, so I reluctantly agreed.

She led me into the equipment room, and asked for my help to pull down one of the wrestling mats leaning against the wall. We lay down on the mat and held each other and kissed for a while. Then she began to unbutton her blouse and told me she's like me to touch her and kiss her there. She unbuttoned my shirt and she began to gently rub my chest.

Neither of us wanted to take it any further, partly because we had just met and partly for fear of getting caught, but I think we both had a great time, and I didn't feel so bad about having made such a fool of myself over that blonde.

Sadly, I did make a fool of myself over a few more women before I met and married my M! So I do kind of understand where my neighbor was coming from! And if I brightened her day, I'm happy I could do that, and no harm done.

 

[kittykateater]

Awww! I thought that was kind of swet of the woman.

I've made a fool out of myself checking out men several times. I remember one on top of my head. I was about 15 or 16-yeras-old. I was at the beach with my mother, aunt, and a friend. I saw a hot lifeguard and I wanted to flirt with him but at the time I had no freakin clue how to flirt. Apparently the guy over heard me talking about him with my aunt, my mother, and my friends because when I went to go ask him for the time (That was all I could come up with.) he laughed at me, looked up at the sun, and told me oh I guess it's about time to cool off in the ocean. I was kind of hurt and embarassed. The lifeguard was in his late teens are early 20's.

That was YOU? So sorry!

Seriously though, I did have something similar happen to me once in my early 20s. I was traveling on vacation, I went to the motel swimming pool and this kind of average looking girl--cute, but not HOT....passed by me walking the other way, and I saw her look behind her like she was checking out my butt. I heard her say "Mmmmm, nice!" So I turned around and smiled at her. I was kind of surpised, though: I was 5'10" like I am now, but only about 140 pounds, my bones stuck out of my arms.

She was kind of embarassed at getting caught checking me out, and trying to cover, she said, "Yes, ice! I came down here to find the ice machine! Do you know where it is?"

I just smiled, told her she'd forgotten to bring her ice bucket, and I had heard the "n" on the front of that "ice" the first time she said it. I think she got a little scared over her own boldness, and she ran off quickly. I was kind of shy and inexperienced around women then, and I knew I had kind of botched it, but I didn't know at the time how I could have handled that better.

 

[knickerless]

Of course!

Just like every other guy on the planet. I could take the first post, change names and scenarious but the basic story would be the same!

 

[umchick5]

Just like every other guy on the planet. I could take the first post, change names and scenarious but the basic story would be the same!

Good point!

To be honest, there are quite a few women who could also do the same. Who hasn't had a naughty neighbor peeking at them in the yard at some point in their life? I know I've spied my neighbor watching me as I mowed the lawn in a tank top and pair of shorts before.