Living tape recorder

[patford31769]

My favorite aunt came to visit and to stay with Norman, Lola, and me for a week.

Auntie is an old-school Hawaiian, she lives by the ancient island ways, and she taught me the old ways when I was young. She is especially a firm believer in the ancient ways of sex. She taught me that the human body is beautiful, that sexual desires are wonderful, and the open and honest sexual expression of love between two people who care about each other is paradise on earth. She raised me in these old ways, where there is none of the traditional Western guilt and shame about men and women, women and women, or men and men giving and receiving sexual pleasure with each other.

Many years ago, my auntie helped me experience my first sexual encounter, with a girl a year older than myself. A year later, when she saw me taking an intense interest in a particular boy, she gave me her room key and left us two alone to discover each other for three wonderful, glorious, spectacular hours.

So she has always been my favorite aunt, and I definitely welcomed her visit.

Auntie brought along her new boyfriend, so we didn't see her all that much. She mostly spent her time with him locked in the guest bedroom. Can't say as I blame her though: her new bau is a bronzed Hawaiian god, a genuine hunk of man, maybe 45 years old. If I were approaching 70, still had a face and figure that made me look 40 (as auntie does), and if I had a stud like him who just wanted to eat my pussy and fuck my brains out night and day, I'd rarely emerge from MY bedroom, either!

Although we rarely SAW my auntie and her bronzed god of a Hawaiian stud, we definitely HEARD them. For a woman of nearly 70, she sure does got loud in her passionate enjoyment of sex! Lola, Norm, and I wondered if she could hear our playful night-time...and day-time..****, too. If she heard us, I was sure she would approve.

Auntie had also brought along her pet parrot, a colorful and exotic beauty named Laeku.

One day auntie actually left her bedroom with her stud-god, to take him out shopping and sight-seeing. I was vacuuming and dusting in the guest bedroom, when I accidentally bumped Laeku's bird cage. "Excuse me, Laeku," I smiled.

"Excuse me, Laeku!" the parrot mimicked. But not in a parrot voice. No, Laeku did a perfect immitation of my voice. It was like listening to a recording of myself, so perfectlly did she imitate me. Laeku was like a living tape recorder!

When auntie and her bronzed stud-god returned from their travels out and about, auntie was beaming from ear to ear.

"Had a good day, auntie?" I smiled. I was surprised that she could be this happy coming home from her shopping trip without even a single shopping bag!

"Have you ever had a hard, throbbing 8-inch cock sweetly but powerfully fuck the living HELL out of you, under a gently cascading waterfall, for FOUR wonderful hours?" she asked in a dreamy voice.

I looked over at Norm and grinned. "As a matter of fact, auntie, yes...Yes, I have!"

"Then you KNOW why I have a song in my heart. Enough said!"

We were all quiet for a while, then I remembered how perfectly her parrot had imitated my voice. I mentioned this to auntie. "You Laeku is a remarkable bird. She imitates me SO perfectly."

Auntie smiled mysetriously. "Yes, dear, I KNOW she does. And I'm so PROUD of you, my darling."

"What are you TALKING about?"

"Here, let me show you. Laeku?"

"Hello!" the bird called cheerfully.

"You're in for it now!" Auntie smiled at the parrot. It was like auntie turned on an on-switch on a tape recorder, with this prompting remark of hers.

Laeku again launched into a perfect imitation of my voice. "You're in for it NOW, Mister!" she began, like she was playing back a recording of me. "Take off that towel and hop up on the sink counter. You, sir, are about to receive the best damned blow-job of your whole entire LIFE! Proudly and happily administered by YOURS TRULY!"

With anyone else, a word for word playback of my agressively playful sexual style might have been a painful embarrassment. But auntie was such a sexually open woman, and had raised me to be that way too, so I felt more a sense of pride than of shame.

"God DAMN but I need to suck your hard COCK right now!" L:aeku continued in my voice. "So just sit back and ENJOY, my darling, my love!"

"OH, GREAT!" I laughed. "Caught in the ACT! Hey, Laeku, why can't you imitate Norm, too?"

On hearing the name Norm, Laeku launched into still more imitation of me: "Norm! Oh, Norm! Why does your big, HARD cock have to taste so DAMNED good?"

I looked at Norm, and at auntie, and grinned like there was still a little of my man's sweet tangy cream on my mouth. Laeku said nothing for a moment. Then she surprised us all by launching into a perfect imitation of, not my voice, but NORMAN's!

"Mmmmm! Patty, you suck cock so DAMNED good! But I have no more juice left now, to feed your insatiable mouth! So what say we trade places now, you give your jaw a rest, hop up on the sink counter, and you let me have a taste of your sweet, delicious PUSSY?"

I grinned at Norman. "You're the one caught NOW!" I laughed.

Laeku continued in Norm's voice. "Patty! Oh my SWEET Patty. I love EVERYTHING about eating out your sweet pussy! Mmmmm! The way your soft flowery folds open up to me like rose pedals welcoming a rain. Mmmmm! The intoxicating scent of your excitement. The sweet yet tart taste of your growing passion. The sexy sound of your heavy breathingm, soft panting, and gentle moaning. Ohhhh! Patty, my Patty, oh Patty, I just LOVE to eat your pussy!"

Auntie, Norman, and I all laughed at the parrotr repeating Norman's every word, in Norman's own voice.

"I just LOVE to eat your pussy. It tastes so divine. It..." and now Laeku abruptly stopped.

Then she resumed, but in MY voice again. "Oh god, that feels so...GOOD! UHHHHH! So DAMNED good! Yes! Yes! YES! UHHHHH!" Laeku even perfectly imitated the sound of the multiple orgasms that had powerfully crashed through my whole body.

"I love the taste," Laeku continued in Norman's voice again. "I love your sexually aroused smell. I love..."

The parrot again paused the playback of her perfect recording of our lovemaking.

"See?" Auntie laughed. "I TOLD you I already knew how well Laeku imitates your voice! And now you know I meant it when I said I'm so PROUD of you, Patty! You've turned into a woman who enjoys sex every bit as much as I do...and you're just as GOOD at it, too!"

"What can I say, auntie? You taught me well. I learned from the BEST!"

Auntie's bronzed sex god spoke for the first time now. "I can PERSONALLY attest what a skilled and eager and happy lover your auntie is!" he laughed charmingly.

Laeku again launched into his perfect imitation of Norman. "I love EVERYTHING about making love with you, Patty! My sweet, SWEET angel Patty! I love the sight. I love the taste. I love the smell. I love the sound--" and again Laeku abruptly stoped this playback of our recorded lovemaking.

"Shhhh!" the bird once more imitated me. "Just shut UP Norman! Shut up and FUCK me!"

"Good GIRL!" auntie laughed. "I sure raised you WELL!"

"Shut UP, Laeku!" I laughed. "In fact, ALL of you shut up!"

I grabbed Norman by the hand and towed him into the kitchen, slamming the kitchen door shut behind us.

Even through the door, I could hear Laeku the parrot calling out in my voice, "Shut up and FUCK me!"

I brushed the papers, salt shakers, sugar bowl, and other miscalleneous stuff off our kitchen table, sending things flying and crashing to the kitchen floor

"What are you DOING?": Norm seemed genuinely alarmed. "Why are you making such a MESS, Patty? Have you lost your MIND?"

I lifted Norm up on the table. Then I shoved him down hard on his back on the table top and whispered throatily, "I'm so damned HORNY!.

"What are you DOING Patty? Your auntie might walk in and CATCH us!"

Just then Laeku the parrot called out, "Shut up and FUCK me, Norman!"

I stripped Norman naked, then stripped myself naked, too.

"Your auntie might catch us..." Norm weakly protested.

"Oh, I think auntie's about to become too busy to care what WE'RE doing!" I smiled mysteriously.

"Shut up and FUCK me!" Laeku again called from the living room.

I climbed on top of Norman, my smooth thighs straddling his manly, hunky waist as I began to lower myself over him.

"Shut up and FUCK me!" Laeku again called from the living room.

"You HEARD the bird!" I laughed mischievously. "Do what she SAYS!"

"Shut up and FUCK me!" Laeku called one last time, as Norm proceeded to do just that!

"GOOD man!" Laeku called out in my voice. "VERY Good man! Yes! Yes!"

And now Laeku and I were calling out in unison, the brird imitaing my every word in real time: "Yes! YES! OH, yes! FUCK Me! Just like THAT! Oh, YES! You're SUCH a good man! Oh yes, FUCK me! Fuck my god...damned...BRAINS out! YES! Oh, YES! FUCK me! Fuck me like there's no TOMORROW! Yes, yes, YES! FUCK me!"

But now I could hear a third voice from the living room. It was auntie's voice I heard now. "YES! FUCK me, my bronzed Hawaiian stud! FUCK me with that big...HARD...POWERFUL cock! Fuck me DEEP! Fuck me HARD! Fuck me FASTER! YES! Oh YES! Just FUCK Me!"

Two women in adjoinuing rooms, teacher and pupil, both enjoying what they were put here on earth to enjoy: the powerful sexual love of a good man...a wonderful man...make that a TERRIFIC man.

I actually felt SORRY for Laeku now. She was the only female in the room without a genuine stud of her own to DO to her what she was so skillfully repeating word for word from everything auntie and I were moaning just then: "Oh GOD yes, FUCK me, my wonderful, hard, THROBBING stud!"

 

[KoolAid]

Great Story

I can see why you were nominated for the honor. You deserve it.

 

[kittykateater]

OOC: Miss Patty invited me, as a frequent story collaborator with her, to post in character on this thread. But I wouldn't presume to take the role of her real-life lover Norman, so who did that leave? Her nearly 70-year-old aunt's lover? Ugh! I don't think so!

Then inspiration hit me: take on the role of Laeku the parrot! Certainly an interesting and unusual perspective! And a true challenge to take on a female role...as a female BIRD no less! So, here goes...

***

Laeku

My owner brought me over to her favorite niece's house for a week-long visit. Patty and her lovers Norman and Lola often said the same mysterious words I had heard my owner say late at night. Stuff like "Oh, yes, LICK my god-damned clit!" and "I want to suck your big, HARD cock!" and the mysterious words both woman seemed to like to say a LOT: "FUCK me, stud!"

I had no idea what these words meant. All I know is these women would scream out these words late at night and wake me up. It's odd though, the screams didn't seem to be screams of terror like you hear from movies on the TV set at that late hour. No, these screams seemed to carry a great deal of fun and enjoyment behind them. I wondered what sort of fun these words might mean. But mostly I wished they would all just shut the fuck up so I could SLEEP at night!

One particular phrase that my owner's niece seemed particularly fond of screaming late at night was "Shut up and FUCK me!" So I figured if I yelled that as loud as she did, and as often as she did, maybe they would tell me, or even SHOW me, what those strange words meant.

When my owner and Patty both started screaming those words back at me, everyone seemed too busy to pay much attention to what I was doing. I had learned to open my cage door with my beak, but only when nobody was around to see, so I wouldn't get in trouble. I would often fly around the house, but as soon as I heard a car pull into the driveway, I would always fly back into my cage, and nobody would be the wiser that I had allowed myself some freedom to fly around.

Now I let myself out of my cage, and flew close, to watch what my owner was doing. She didn't even notice me. This man I often saw her with was llying on top of her, and she was screaming at the top of her lungs, "YES! Oh, YES! FUCK me my bronzed Hawaiian STUD! YES! FUCK me!"

I have to admit it did look like fun as this enormous reddish-purple cylinder drove into my owner over and over, harder and harder, faster and faster.

I looked down at my own bird body. I too had an opening something like my owner's, but much smaller and narrower. I wondered if it would be fun to have a guy bird do to me what this man was doing to my owner. Just that thought gave me a tingle "down there"and I felt myself getting a little moist between my tiny bird legs...not like I have to pee or anything...no, an unfamiliar but VERY pleasant sensation overtook me now.

Then from the kitchen, I heard Patty scream "FUCK me! Harder! Deeper! FASTER! FUCK me!"

I flew to the kitchen to see for myself what was going on there, to learn for myself what those strange words could mean.

This man who calls himself Norm was lying flat on his back on the kitchen table, his legs dangling over the edge of the table top. Patty was sitting straight up on top of him. His arms were stretched upward as he rolled her nipples between his fingers and he thrust his hips upward to drive into Patty the way the oher guy was driving into my owner, only Norm was entering Patty from below rather than from above. I looked down at my own bird breasts. Would they feel as much pleasure as Patty's breasts were obviously feeling, if a male of MY species were playing with MY breasts like that?

Patty tossed her head back over her shoulder, sank herself down deeper over Norman, and moaned loudly. It was a good thing her eyes were closed, or she would have seen me for sure.

My heart beating in fright, I hurriedly flew back to my cage and let myself back in. Just in time. Because just then my owner and the man she calls her "bronzed Hawaiian stud" apparanetly finished what they were doing, amidst a lot of loud noise from them both. My owner came over to my cage an handed me a cracker.

"Are you hungry, Laeku?"

"OH, I'm HUNGRY all right!" I scolded. "But not for any god-damned CRACKER! I'm hungry to suck on a COCK, just like YOU just did! I wanna suck on a nice big male bird COCK!"

Patty was standing beside my cage now too. A thick white liquid smeared her smiling mouth, and the same liquid was slowly streaming down both her thighs.

"Oh, you POOR bird!" Patty grinned. "You're the only female here with nobody to give HER a powerful, loving FUCK!"

My owner smiled. "We'll just have to take you down to the pet store and REMEDY that situation, Laeku!"

About an hour later, they loaded me and my cage into their car.

At the pet store, Patty told me, "OK, Laeku, time for you to pick out a partner who can fuck YOUR brains out, too!" They let me out of my cage to fly around and meet all the male parrots in the store.

The first male parrot just kept calling "Hello!" and whistling.

"It's Ok," I grinned. "You can cut the act. These people are cool. They KNOW that we parrots can carry on a real conversation."

But out of fear or stupidity, this bird just kept calling "Hello!" and whistling. Patty fed him a cracker and I moved on to the next cage.

"You just blew your chance to FUCK me, stupid!" I scolded the first bird, and he hung his head in shame.

The second bird was shedding feathers and he smelled. "Hi, toots!" he called. "Wanna fuck?"

"Yes!" I cut him to the quick. "But not with YOU!"

I flew on to the next cage, and the next. Losers all.

And then I saw HIM! A spactacular blend of bright blues and vivid greens, the mere sight of him practically made my little bird heart stop beating. And then he SPOKE!

"Hello, my dear!" Oh that charming British accent, so smooth, so charming, I just wanted to MELT against him! "I would like to take you out for a nice meal of the finest bread crumbs from this great gourmet bakery I know."

"And then?" I asked breathlessly, intrigued. Was it too early to use Patty's favorite words, what I was thinking and feeling? "Shut up and FUCK me!" But I decided that yes, it was too son to say that...yet.

"And then," he continued so charmingly, "I know this great public water fountain where you and I can bathe together under gently cascading water. We can clean each other's little bird bodies."

That sounded GREAT to me!

"And THEN?" I asked breathelessly, his plans sounding better and better to me by the minute.

"And THEN, just lie back and enjoy while I bring you untold exquisite pleasures. Have you ever had a bird beak nuzzle you between your legs?"

If that was anything like what Patty had been enjoying as her Norman kissed and licked and sucked between HER legs, judging by the joyous noise that Patty had made, I knew I was in for a great time!

I turned to my owner. "THIS one!" I called out. "Let's take HIM home!"

"Are you SURE?" Patty asked.

"YES! Bring HIM home! I want HIM! And HURRY!"

"What's the RUSH?" my owner laughed.

Repeating something I had often heard Miss Patty say, and finally understanding what those strange words meant, I yelled "I'm so god...damned...HORNY!"

"So I'm going home with YOU?" this handsome green and blue parrot grinned.

"Shut up and FUCK me!" I laughed.