TheOlderGuy
Purveyor of Pleasure
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- Nov 21, 2001
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“Most of you probably already know why I’ve asked you here today. I am announcing the formation of an exploratory committee to determine the feasibility of running for President of the United States as the Literotica Party candidate. While this move is, strictly speaking, not synonymous with declaring myself as a candidate, I think that it is clear to all of us that we want to move this forward as quickly as possible, and I’ll be counting on the support of each of you, as well as whatever time and money you can contribute to make this trip to the White House successful.
“We live in dangerous times. We have a monkey in the White House now who believes that distracting us with constant threats of war and terrorist activity will keep us from noticing that he and his cronies are robbing the working class of every dime they’ve earned, and redistributing that wealth to the richest few. We’re going to change all that. We will have the first truly successful grass roots campaign for the office of PODUS.
“I will be announcing our platform in stages, as well as announcing my choices for a vice presidential running mate, and for cabinet positions. I want our plan to be out in the open, for all to see, for the electorate to be able to judge in full, before casting their votes on Election Day. I have not yet settled on a Vice President, although I am leaning towards Lavendar if she will join me. But I will tell you now that I have chosen former Texas Governor Jim Hightower to head the Treasury Department. Jim will bring the kind of fiscal responsibility and integrity to our country that we have been lacking for a long time.
“I want to invite all of you now to give us any questions you might have about the future of this campaign, and to offer whatever help you can be in this endeavor. We will get back to you with answers as quickly as we can. And thank you, one and all, for joining us here today.”
“We live in dangerous times. We have a monkey in the White House now who believes that distracting us with constant threats of war and terrorist activity will keep us from noticing that he and his cronies are robbing the working class of every dime they’ve earned, and redistributing that wealth to the richest few. We’re going to change all that. We will have the first truly successful grass roots campaign for the office of PODUS.
“I will be announcing our platform in stages, as well as announcing my choices for a vice presidential running mate, and for cabinet positions. I want our plan to be out in the open, for all to see, for the electorate to be able to judge in full, before casting their votes on Election Day. I have not yet settled on a Vice President, although I am leaning towards Lavendar if she will join me. But I will tell you now that I have chosen former Texas Governor Jim Hightower to head the Treasury Department. Jim will bring the kind of fiscal responsibility and integrity to our country that we have been lacking for a long time.
“I want to invite all of you now to give us any questions you might have about the future of this campaign, and to offer whatever help you can be in this endeavor. We will get back to you with answers as quickly as we can. And thank you, one and all, for joining us here today.”