LittleRedDevil vs. Ravenloft. A fight to the death for Svedish_Chef!

[LittleRedDevil]

Gernades? check

jet fighters? check

sneaky spy stuff? check

everything ready to kick Ravenloft's ass? check


BRING IT ON!

 

[Ravenloft]

Haha! Your guns are useless against me!

...But scare the crap out of me anyway...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

*makes a scary face*

Like this?

 

[Ravenloft]

No... I actually find that look on your face quite endearing...

*Smootch*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Thanks, but that wasn't my intention.

How about this one?

*another scary face*

 

[Ravenloft]

Even more endearing...

*Smootch again*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Hmmmm...you seem to be ruining my plot to scare you.

Try this one


*puts on a scary clown mask*

 

[Ravenloft]

Pennywise! My love!

*Falling into your arms.*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

You cheating bastard! Who's Pennywise???!!!!

*drops you on the ground*

[Edited by LittleRedDevil on 02-27-2001 at 08:37 PM]

 

[Ravenloft]

*Sobbing*

Forgive my faithless heart...

*Sobbing again*

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Bitch! How could you?

 

[Merelan]

as the two are distracted by their "fighting" Miss. Merelan sneaks in and grabs the inoccent Chef. Taking him away to her castle. There to spoil, cherish and love him through eternity.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Ok children if you can't play nice have sex It works for me

 

[Nobody Special]

As Merelan takes the chef away, she is carefully watched by Nobody Special.. as he pulls out his PETER GUN and helps Merelan with the Chef to the car, I squirt both LRD and Ravenloft (AKA Stimpy) in the face wile laughing and taunting.. "WE got the Chef We got the Chef... HAHAHAHAHAHAH" As Merelan drives off with out me..

OOC: Pennywise was the clown from the Stephen King Movie/Book "IT" played by Tim Curry...

 

[LittleRedDevil]

OOC: I can't watch that movie, it frightens me.

IC:

Look what you did! You let them get away with Chef, now we have to fight them AND each other for him. Way to go stimpy!

 

[Merelan]

He is mine, mine I say. Mine for all eternity!!! No one else can have him. I shall hold him and pet him and love him on account that he's mine.

Hahaha... all you ladies. You were too slow, to sweet. Mine... mine.... mine!!!!!!

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I'll share him with ya. Pretty please with sugar on top?

*innocent pouty look*

 

[Svedish_Chef]

He is mine, mine I say. Mine for all eternity!!! No one else can have him. I shall hold him and pet him and love him on account that he's mine.

Hahaha... all you ladies. You were too slow, to sweet. Mine... mine.... mine!!!!!!

You hear that? Mine mine mine hahahahaha

 

[LittleRedDevil]

But I want some too. Woe is me, woe is me.

 

[Merelan]

No, but I might be bribed into making cheap omitations and selling them. I keep the real thing though. Mine... he is mine.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

Oh Mistress Merelan, I am here for you pleasure!

 

[Merelan]

Oh, my. What heady words. I am not a Mistress. A humble servant. It is the power of his sexuality and self that drove me to this life of crime. I had to possess him.

 

[LittleRedDevil]

I can serve you both. I'm very obediant(not really, but that just means I need to be spanked.)

 

[Merelan]

ooohhhh.... spanking. I couldn't. May I lick and kiss instead? I am not good at giving punishment, though, hmmmm.... maybe I should practise.

 

[Ravenloft]

He's mine I tell you! Mine!!!

Give him back!