Little Known Facts About Usual Suspects.

Those copious meals of dogshit not agreeing with your stomach, honey? Well, at least you aren't starving, right?
 
Usual Suspects own more cell phones than toilets.

Doesn't everyone?

In the UK at least the supply of mobile phones is way above one per person. I have two or three spares kicking around in a drawer. They aren't worth recycling because they are so old.

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P.S. Out-of-date statistics suggest that there are at least 1.5 mobile phones for every man, woman and child (including babes-in-arms) in the UK despite aggressive recycling advertising. Our three-year-old granddaughter has two "toy" ones and three genuine ones with the battery and SIM cards removed.
 
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I have one cell phone and two toilets. I guess that puts me on the proper side of the equation?
 
I have one cell phone and two toilets. I guess that puts me on the proper side of the equation?

I was just reading an article about an issue in Baltimore; the city wants to fine people who use the street for a toilet. The Usual Suspects are apoplectic!
 
Doesn't everyone?

In the UK at least the supply of mobile phones is way above one per person. I have two or three spares kicking around in a drawer. They aren't worth recycling because they are so old.

Og

P.S. Out-of-date statistics suggest that there are at least 1.5 mobile phones for every man, woman and child (including babes-in-arms) in the UK despite aggressive recycling advertising. Our three-year-old granddaughter has two "toy" ones and three genuine ones with the battery and SIM cards removed.
Recycle.
 
The problem here is the usual dependence on public toilets. There is a sentiment among too many people that the government owes them a toilet.

The peak of American freedom is not the free and unfettered possession and discharge of firearms, it is not the right to die to unassisted by medical science, or to carry poorly spelled signs protesting the government takeover of the IRS.

It is the right to piss off of one's own porch. Provided your mobile home has a porch. If not, right out the door will suffice. If one cannot make it to the door, do the best you can and open a window as soon as you can stand up.

This is true freedom.
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In my nearest city, many of the public toilets have been closed. Those that remain shut at 6pm, summer and winter, except two late-night toilets in obscure locations that are usually closed because of vandalism.

We have thousands of young people on the streets on Friday and Saturday nights, with no open toilets.

Urinating in the street gets a fixed penalty notice, eighty pounds a time. One small piece of undeveloped land on the route between the night clubs and the student accommodation is awash every Saturday and Sunday morning.

The young people would rather pay twenty or even fifty pence to use a late night toilet, but the City authorities won't consider it.

Og
 
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