Little Chicken story of the week...

[4est_4est_Gump]

I'm sorry, I did not say Chicken Little...

If that is what you thought you were going to get, go away. This is for the rational people.

I set free the chickens from the tractor while I was tilling the garden and as usual the first thing in order was the dust bath then one was first to the spot under the bird feeder and the yellow chicken went back to the roof of the tractor. She was up and down and into the garden checking my progress, or so I thought, the ground was still kind of wet.

I took some newly found potatoes that I had missed in the early summer to the house and as I rounded the corner, the yellow chicken flew from the top of the tractor right to my feet. I was surprised, but with a sneaking suspicion, I picked her up, carried her to the tractor and put her in it. She immediately ran to the nesting boxes and twenty minutes later we had another egg.

As in so many other things that all creatures great and small do, she could easily figure out how to get out of the tractor, but not how to get back into the tractor because the door is at the opposite end of the tractor from her goal of getting to the nesting boxes...

 

[Saint Peter]

That is beautiful.

Did you check out the Broncos on Sunday?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

That is beautiful.

Did you check out the Broncos on Sunday?

No...

I worked all weekend.

 

[Saint Peter]

Union Yes!

I tried to teach a bunch of little punks how to weld on Saturday. I think I would have had more success teaching them how to juggle bowling pins.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You need to clean up your grammar college boy; I find it hard to understand what you are trying to say.

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry.

I am still really drunk.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Was it the late game?



The women insist on watching "Animation Domination," so I took a book to bed and read...

 

[Saint Peter]

Late for a farm boy.

Early for a city slicker.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

The line at Denny's is not bad at four pm.


Just cut in front of the walker or the oxygen tank.

 

[miles]

Did you have free range chicken for dinner?

 

[RobDownSouth]

I saw that episode on Nickleodeon last week too!

♪♪Green Acres...♪

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Did you have free range chicken for dinner?

Not until the day comes that their egg production drops off.

Now, Throb knows that he is on ignore.

Do you troll him?

I don't.

 

[RobDownSouth]

The Squawking Squaw King is not amused.

Not until the day comes that their egg production drops off.

Now, Throb knows that he is on ignore.

Do you troll him?

I don't.

AJ, I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking about you.

Think of this as "Let's all laugh at AJ" hour.

 

[miles]

Not until the day comes that their egg production drops off.

Now, Throb knows that he is on ignore.

Do you troll him?

I don't.

Every time someone says he's on ignore he goes into rabid dog mode and mentions either their children, polls he invented, lies he created, Nazis, or Jews. Sometimes all of the above.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Every time someone says he's on ignore he goes into rabid dog mode.

Goes into?

He has been there from the beginning; all it takes is a counter opinion.

 

[miles]

Goes into?

He has been there from the beginning; all it takes is a counter opinion.

I edited my post to add more information.

 

[RobDownSouth]

AJ and Miles have some obsessive need to remind me that I'm on ignore.

Every single day.

Ask your respective doctors about clomipramine, guys.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Every time someone says he's on ignore he goes into rabid dog mode and mentions either their children, polls he invented, lies he created, Nazis, or Jews. Sometimes all of the above.

Do not forget the racial slurs and homosexual insults.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Do not forget the racial slurs and homosexual insults.

Did someone say......RACIAL SLURS?

I call him a nigger all the time. It's funny to watch him turn purple and start spitting...

 

[miles]

Do not forget the racial slurs and homosexual insults.

All those wonderful things go into making him who he is.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Every time someone says he's on ignore he goes into rabid dog mode and mentions either their children, polls he invented, lies he created, Nazis, or Jews. Sometimes all of the above.

No matter how you spin it:
Downsouth 110, Miles 4


"Denial" is more than a river in Egypt.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

All those wonderful things go into making him who he is.

Sad, lonely, pathetic, needing to lash out?

Hate makes him important and his opinions valid, it is magic...

Magic H8 Ball™ sez Yes, my Precious!.

 

[Saint Peter]

You are all a bunch of pussies.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You are all a bunch of pussies.

Get back to us when you sober up.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Sad, lonely, pathetic, needing to lash out?

Hate makes him important and his opinions valid, it is magic...

Magic H8 Ball™ sez Yes, my Precious!.

Pfft. I do not hate my fellow man, to do so would be to lower myself to the depths of Libertarianism.