Lit's Get-Together.... for the clueless only

[Rex1960]

Let's make a party.

Only if you're clueless you're invited. Sexy outfit is a must. Doors open at 7pm.


And please, no PMS.

 

[juicylips]

*Laughing my fucking ass off*


I adore you.

 

[Coolville]

Duh... can I have a martini, please?

 

[Rex1960]

*Laughing my fucking ass off*


I adore you.

Not that your outfit isn't sexy, but how clueless are you ?



Now can you show me some more of that ass, please

 

[bknight2602]

No PreMarital Sex? I'm not coming! hehehe

 

[Rex1960]

Duh... can I have a martini, please?

Sure thing, ya danish dynamite


May I introduce you to Miss Juicylips
Just in case - There's a bathroom down the hallway

 

[Rex1960]

No PreMarital Sex? I'm not coming! hehehe

hell no

we have a lot of postmarital fun tonite

 

[Coolville]

Sure thing, ya danish dynamite

May I introduce you to Miss Juicylips

Duh, Hold the olive.
JL? Been there, done that, jerked off to her image...

 

[Rex1960]

Duh, Hold the olive.
JL? Been there, done that, jerked off to her image...

join the club

 

[juicylips]

Not that your outfit isn't sexy, but how clueless are you ?



Now can you show me some more of that ass, please

Damn. I didn't know I was going to have to pass some kind of test!

Trust me. I'm blonde.

 

[juicylips]

So happy to hear I provoke such a positive response in you two.

 

[Coolville]

Here's the test.

A. Spit?
B. Swallow?

If the answer is B, you're in.
If the answer is A, keep trying until it's B.

 

[bknight2602]

Ok I clueless to The Barney Conspiracy Will that work?

 

[Rex1960]

Damn. I didn't know I was going to have to pass some kind of test!

Trust me. I'm blonde.

See...
that state of cluelessness disappears sooner or later
somehow reciprocal to your state of arousal

 

[juicylips]

Here's the test.

A. Spit?
B. Swallow?

If the answer is B, you're in.
If the answer is A, keep trying until it's B.

Are you the test subject?

 

[Rex1960]

So happy to hear I provoke such a positive response in you two.

like I haven't told you before

 

[juicylips]

See...
that state of cluelessness disappears sooner or later
somehow reciprocal to your state of arousal

Actually, the more aroused I get the less focused I become. My mind shuts off and all I want to do is...Feel.

 

[juicylips]

like I haven't told you before

It's something I never get tired of hearing.

 

[Coolville]

Are you the test subject?

Hey, this test isn't easy!
Me and Rex.
Northern Europe's Greatest Wankers!
Double Trouble!
Swallow......

 

[juicylips]

Hey, this test isn't easy!
Me and Rex.
Northern Europe's Greatest Wankers!
Double Trouble!
Swallow......

Talk about imagery!!! My clit is twitching and my panties drenched.

Of course I'd swallow.

 

[Rex1960]

Actually, the more aroused I get the less focused I become. My mind shuts off and all I want to do is...Feel.

Sounds like a widespread for me, while i focus on a detector that is only 6inches long

 

[Coolville]

Talk about imagery!!! My clit is twitching and my panties drenched.

Of course I'd swallow.

We knew that.
We signed you membership papers AGES ago....
!

 

[Rex1960]

Me and Rex.

Since you're my guest at this party you're first, kind Sir.

 

[SexyWench]

I never get invited to these parties!

 

[Coolville]

I never get invited to these parties!

I'll put in a good word with Herr Rex.
Meanwhile, go and wait in the bedroom down the hall...!
Martini?