Lit's back? Gawddammit!

[KillerMuffin]

Don't tell Ollie!!!!!

Hey doc, I'm still feeling, ummmm, sick. Oh yeah, definitely need some more mouth the mouth, the world is getting black!

Oh my gawd there is something to be said about a fine nekkid doctor diagnosing you. It's breast cancer month, doc, you'd better check, and, please, I'm begging here, be thorough. Very very very thorough.

*flips to the doctor is out side of the sign, slaps do not disturb on the handle and slams the door shut*

 

[Julian Kay]

http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/ruinkai/biggrininvasion.gif http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s/contrib/owen/council.gif

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Hey doc, I'm still feeling, ummmm, sick. Oh yeah, definitely need some more mouth the mouth, the world is getting black!

Oh my gawd there is something to be said about a fine nekkid doctor diagnosing you. It's breast cancer month, doc, you'd better check, and, please, I'm begging here, be thorough. Very very very thorough.

Hmmmm... let's see. Hardened nipples? check. Dilated pupils? check. Lubricated genitalia? check. Flushed skin? check. Elevated heartrate? check.

Yes, Ms. Muffin, it seems you have all the classic physical signs of Fuckme-Harder's disease. Of course, I'll have to do some other tests to confirm the diagnosis if you don't mind. *pulls out odd-looking diagnositc instrument*

I know this looks like a sex toy, but it's actually a very sophisticated medical thingamabobby. You'll have to trust me on this. Now open up. No, not your mouth....

 

[thumbs2_ca]

LOL

Thank God it is back. I put more Ram in my computer and counted all my paper clips. Got some sleep.

 

[estevie]

I think I overworked myself cleaning today! I'm so glad Lit is back

 

[Harbinger]

It seemed like we passed through some kind of anomalous space/time distortion. I suspect that this may not actually be Literotica, but an identical duplicate. We ourselves may not actually be the original us's, but identical copies. Also, it gave me a headache.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh no Doctor! I have what? Is it curable? Can you fix it? You want to take my temperature with what??? Where??? This could be fun...

 

[Harbinger]

Well, at least nothin's changed...

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Oh no Doctor! I have what? Is it curable? Can you fix it? You want to take my temperature with what??? Where??? This could be fun...

Now now, Ms. Muffin. This is nothing to get terribly worried about. Fuckme-Harder's disease is actually very common. Named for its discoverers, early 20th century internists Schlomo Fuckme and Roger Harder, it commonly afflicts young to middle-aged women. Although it can't be cured, it can be treated effectively with frequent regular "treatments". The bad news is that this is a chronic disease with frequent exacerbations, but as your personal physician, I'm committed to provide you the treatment you need to survive this unfortunate affliction.

Also, don't let anyone else give you these treatments. I'm a trained professional. You don't want to trust your health to untrained hands.

 

[Siren]

It was Owen-- The Bat Cat.

 

[Phoenyx]

So what happened? Do you know how hard it was??











Going without Lit I mean.

 

[GuyJD]

It may be back, but it's still moving very slow.
Sometimes, even taking me to the email to Technical Staff page.