Lit's #1 Rule of Being Cool

[lavender]

 

[Dillinger]

Dillinger is in total agreement with you.

 

[Cibo]

Cibo thinks this is a good idea.

 

[seXieleXie]

i'm not cool enough to do that

 

[Weevil]

Talk about yourself in the third person. It's the new rage. Don't you all just love it.


Lavy

Who is feeling a bit cantankerous tonight. (maybe I just need to get laid)

No, the #1 rule is " Be a saucy left wing Canadian wit."

I think the second rule has something to do with the right to bear something something.

 

[cymbidia]

...cym looks in, realizes she has nothing of substance to add, and tiptoes out quietly...

 

[lavender]

 

[modest mouse]

Lavender is an angry bitch with an axe to grind!

Lavender

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby looks around the thread in a daze. The devine mixture of her head cold, wine and an incredible orgasm minutes earlier cloud her vision, but she's sure somebody just mentioned Lavy had a little shit.

 

[lobito]

Lavy isn't making a dig at anyone in particular.

Lavy just has seen this a lot lately.


Lavy
Who hopes not to piss anyone off. I'm just being a lil shit. I'm good at it.

Lobito thinks that Lavy shouldn't have used that S word, for now Nasty will be here in mere moments, Lobito Thinks.

It's all in fun and games, Lobito knows that. Lobito sometimes does this too lately.

 

[Dillinger]

Its very interesting to look at how people post in 1st or 3rd person and understand the psychological duality inherent in such behavior.

First person is spiritual. Third person is very shallow. From the third person point of view the brain is quite easy to understand - its nothing but a physical system. Reductionist.

In first person its more than convenience... its experience.

 

[cymbidia]

cym stops and smiles supportively at lavy, nodding in understanding at lavy's need for some gentle poking in this egregious matter.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

lexie would very much like to give lavendar some of that oral sex she mentioned...

woohoo! lexie is posting in the 3rd person! lexie is cool!

 

[lobito]

Lobito thinks that this should just turn into an orgy, since most of the right people are here now. But that's just the opinion of Lobito.

 

[lavender]

 

[seXieleXie]

lexie likes lots of aliteration

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby feels the strong pull of Lavy's need to eat pussy. She lays down in front of her, spreading her legs while keeping steady eye contact with Lavy.

Ruby's hands find their way to Lavy's hair, so silky and fine. She grabs hand fulls of it to pull Lavy's face to her slippery cunt.

 

[cymbidia]

"Literation?" cym counters coquettishly.

 

[lobito]

Lobito's feeling awfully left out, like he should just go back to the kitchen and continue baking Cyms' pies and cakes.

 

[lavender]

 

[Laurel]

Laurels are so cool, they not only refer to themselves in the third person, but in the plural as well.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Ruby is so pleased that this thread has emerged to first person.

 

[Guest]

 

[lavender]