Literotica's Writers Site

[Lance Hardrock]

I've posted some stories here at Lit, mostly awhile back. Then I learned that I can also have a writer's profile along with my main profile and I will then be able to get on the Literotica Writer's Site, which is not the MAIN site.


This is where supposedly publishers might see my work and maybe even offer me a contract where I can earn some money. I enjoy earning money by writing what I love to write, so I filled out the profile on the submissions page and included my stories as samples.

Then I click on the hotlink to go to this writer's site and I get an error message, because it doesn't like my ID or my password, which are what I use for the main site.

Do I have to register somewhere or do something to be able to get out there and at least see my own writer's profile?

Any help would be much appreciated.

Thank you one and all.

 

[KillerMuffin]

It's not fully operational yet.

 

[MathGirl]

"Lance Hardrock" <hur hur>

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Thank Ya, thank ya very much

Killermuffin, I guess that explains it. Thanks.

hello mathgirl. May I help you in anyway?

 

[DurtGurl]

"Lance Hardrock" <tee hee>

 

[Wantonica]

Twins?

He looks an awful lot like Holden McCrank...

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[MathGirl]

Good grief!

He looks an awful lot like Holden McCrank...

Oh, my God! Holden McCrank.........

Of course there's Ivor Biggun, Wyden Long, etc.
MG
Ps. Names like that, of course, always turn me on. Also names that include "69."

 

[Wantonica]

Just Observing The AVs...

Oh, my God! Holden McCrank.........

Of course there's Ivor Biggun, Wyden Long, etc.
MG
Ps. Names like that, of course, always turn me on. Also names that include "69."

What a sore subject with me! My ex-hub of 17 years always noticed the number 69 everywhere we went until he got busted having 'relations' with the female tenants at our rentals (I got the computer proof). Then he said, "I didn't realize that my screen-name ended in 69; the service provider gave it to me like that." I always knew he was dumb... thank goodness the kids took after me!

Smiles,
Wantonica

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Pat McCrotch. A fine man.

 

[TheEarl]

Heywood Yablowme.

The Earl

 

[snooper]

I've posted some stories here at Lit, mostly awhile back. Then I learned that I can also have a writer's profile along with my main profile and I will then be able to get on the Literotica Writer's Site, which is not the MAIN site.
...
Then I click on the hotlink to go to this writer's site and I get an error message, because it doesn't like my ID or my password, which are what I use for the main site.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"Writers' Site" not found.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

That's a very sad haiku *sniffle*

 

[MathGirl]

That's a very sad haiku *sniffle*

She said with a frown
"that's a very sad haiku"
her toilet is plugged

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Holden McCrank

Actually, I've conversed with McCrank on several occasions. He seems to have fled the playground where I normally play.

But I do thank you for comparing me to that great man.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

How about Duncan McCaukin?

 

[MathGirl]

Ewwwwww

How about Duncan McCaukin?

Good grief! I guess I don't get out enough. I've never seen most of these. They're so ....... macho.
MG
Ps. I'm all like gag me with a spoon, dude. Totally.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Wow.

Behold the buttocks!
bulbous as they do gyrate
Like ham in a can

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmmm

How about the two Scottish gay boys, Ben Doon and Phil McCrakin, they aren't macho.

Or the O'Reah brothers, Dia & Gonn.
One would be running
One would be creeping

Sorry I'll go, funny mood take no notice.

yours Sid 69-Jones

 

[MathGirl]

Re: Hmmmmmmm

How about the two Scottish gay boys, Ben Doon and Phil McCrakin, they aren't macho.

And, of course the lovely Dover couple, Ben and Eileen.
Errgghh,
MG
My all time favorite and worse knock knock joke, perpetrated upon me at a tender age by my father:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.
Sam and Janet who?
Saamm and Jaaanett Eeevvvnniiiiiiiing, you will see a stranger.....

Sorry,
MG

 

[Guest]

Maths, I love that, really. A delightful dad story.

OK, I'll stop embarrassing you, but I'm glad you posted this.

affectionately (but not overdone),

Perdita

 

[Wantonica]

She said with a frown
"that's a very sad haiku"
her toilet is plugged

Get out the plunger
pump it in and out a bit
perhaps that will help

 

[MathGirl]

Get out the plunger
pump it in and out a bit
perhaps that will help

Dear Wan,
That haiku was so sweet, so gentle ....... <sniff>
MG

 

[snooper]

That's a very sad haiku *sniffle*

Sorry, and I may be wrong. L & M may be enforcing some stern rules on the Writers' Site.

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[PepperTed]

Sounds like a good place to be registered....

people pay us for our work if they like it...