LITEROTICA'S POETIC JUSTICE (as posted on another thread)

[GuyJD]

I love the people who visit this site,
I'm assuming that we're all grown.
So why the hell, when visiting this site,
Alot of you bitch, whine, and moan.

Get up, get out, go find something to do,
For God sakes, GET A LIFE.
If all else should fail and you've tried all that you could,
Caress your husband or make love to your wife.

Pet the dog, play with the kids,
Just don't get the two confused.
Join a gym and get in shape,
Don't come here singing some damn blues.

Literotica's board is a fun place to be,
To kick off your shoes and rest a spell.
But with all due respect, if I offended anyone,
Grow up and Go to hell.

(my piece well said. Thanking you in advance for the applause.)

 

[Ambrosious]

GuyJD

This looks familiar...

 

[GuyJD]

Re: GuyJD

This looks familiar...

And indeed it should. I just added another verse to it. It was suggested to me by another Literotican, whom I hold to remain anonymous, to post it as a thread.

 

[Whispersecret]

(my piece well said. Thanking you in advance for the applause.)

God, I thought I was vain.

 

[Madame Pandora]

God, I thought I was vain.

WS...was that YOU in the apricot scarf?

MP

 

[Cheyenne]

(my piece well said. Thanking you in advance for the applause.)

Hope you're good at waiting.

 

[GuyJD]

THAT'S NOT VAIN

(my piece well said. Thanking you in advance for the applause.)

God, I thought I was vain.

It's not like I was hoping for a standing ovasion.

 

[GuyJD]

SINCE YOU'RE CLAPPING, I'LL PAT MY BACK FOR YOU.

(my piece well said. Thanking you in advance for the applause.)

Hope you're good at waiting.

I am but I won't hold my breath.

 

[riff]

bravo bravo

 

[JadedHeart]

I think you deserve applause. I liked it!

 

[GuyJD]

THANK YOU RIFF AND JADED HEART FOR YOUR COMPLIMENTS

I noticed that with this thread, just as I had noticed with another thread that I once posted in the past, that alot of the members here has a deep undesire to hear about themselves. Stand up and be heard and admit it. Just say, "Hi fellow Literoticans, my name is ___________ and I bitch, whine and moan for almost nothing with people online of whom I do not know. I should have been casted in Seinfield." So far, only one member was adult enough to admit that they've spent alot of time here bitching and moaning about tidious shit. To my surprise, it is one of the more popular members here. Out of respect, I will allow them to remain anonomyous (though it is posted in another thread).
I'm sure that this may be a waste of time for I will only get either "bitched" at or ignored after this post. But, what the hell, it's my 2 cents and it's been spent well. For those who prefers only to bitch, whine, and moan online for whatever reason, aw well, enjoy your life and what little it's worth.

 

[Ambrosious]

Bitch, Whine, and Moan

Their latest CD-available now through this special Literotica offer.

You'll be singing along with chart toppers, such as:

I'm a pisser.
PMS-It's real, goddammit.
Why me?

And...

I'm feeling bitchy today, hide the dogs.

Yes, you'll get all this and 13 more if YOU ACT NOW.

I try not to bitch, but sometimes...

Human nature.

 

[GuyJD]

LOL........I LIKE THAT AMBRO...

You left out the name of the group that performs those songs. Lucky for you, I bought that 8 track last week, they're BMW (not the car, bitch-moan-whine).

 

[Whispersecret]

I don't see how it's showing respect by not mentioning them in your thread, especially when you're complimenting them. But sometimes stuff goes over my head.

 

[GuyJD]

I DIDN'T WANT TO START A LYNCH MOB, WHISPERSECRET

I don't see how it's showing respect by not mentioning them in your thread, especially when you're complimenting them. But sometimes stuff goes over my head.

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them? Afterall, this had occurred with a past thread of mine when POOHLIVE agreed with me. Before long, a Literotica Lynch Mob was formed against the guy. That is, more BMW (bitching, moaning, and whining), along with some name calling.

 

[Whispersecret]

Re: I DIDN'T WANT TO START A LYNCH MOB, WHISPERSECRET

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Re: I DIDN'T WANT TO START A LYNCH MOB, WHISPERSECRET

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

I'm not vain. That's called humor. It would have been vain for me to say something like, "Please, send me $5 and I'll send you all an autograph picture of yours truly."...LOL. Besides, it doesn't pay to be vain here. If you're not one of the Literotica Cliques, you're ignored.
My reference to the "Lynch Mob" remark was because I have noticed a few hate post of you and quite a few other Lit members. As Laurel stated in another post, I wasn't going to become part of the problem of another.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Re: Re: I DIDN'T WANT TO START A LYNCH MOB, WHISPERSECRET

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

I'm not vain. That's called humor. It would have been vain for me to say something like, "Please, send me $5 and I'll send you all an autograph picture of yours truly."...LOL. Besides, it doesn't pay to be vain here. If you're not one of the Literotica Cliques, you're ignored.
My reference to the "Lynch Mob" remark was because I have noticed a few hate post of you and quite a few other Lit members. As Laurel stated in another post, I wasn't going to become part of the problem of another.

Is it really neccessary to keep quoting each other? LOL

 

[R Nitelight]

DCL

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

I'm not vain. That's called humor. It would have been vain for me to say something like, "Please, send me $5 and I'll send you all an autograph picture of yours truly."...LOL. Besides, it doesn't pay to be vain here. If you're not one of the Literotica Cliques, you're ignored.
My reference to the "Lynch Mob" remark was because I have noticed a few hate post of you and quite a few other Lit members. As Laurel stated in another post, I wasn't going to become part of the problem of another.

Is it really neccessary to keep quoting each other? LOL

Probably not.

 

[Ambrosious]

Re: DCL

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

I'm not vain. That's called humor. It would have been vain for me to say something like, "Please, send me $5 and I'll send you all an autograph picture of yours truly."...LOL. Besides, it doesn't pay to be vain here. If you're not one of the Literotica Cliques, you're ignored.
My reference to the "Lynch Mob" remark was because I have noticed a few hate post of you and quite a few other Lit members. As Laurel stated in another post, I wasn't going to become part of the problem of another.

Is it really neccessary to keep quoting each other? LOL

Probably not.

But it give me something to do.

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Re: DCL

I apologize, WS. I kept it anonymous because I wasn't sure how everyone would react to one of the more popular Literoticans agreeing to one of my posts. I'm sure you already get your fair share of "hate posts". Therefore, why produce a post that would add on to them?

I suppose I get my fair share, but if there are a ton of nasty posts about me, I must be missing them.

I do find it interesting that you think there ARE a lot. The worst ones I can think of were those ones about slapping me, and that was pretty mild.

And, for the record, if you're expecting people to applaud, regardless of whether they're standing or not, it's vain. (From a fellow vain person)

I'm not vain. That's called humor. It would have been vain for me to say something like, "Please, send me $5 and I'll send you all an autograph picture of yours truly."...LOL. Besides, it doesn't pay to be vain here. If you're not one of the Literotica Cliques, you're ignored.
My reference to the "Lynch Mob" remark was because I have noticed a few hate post of you and quite a few other Lit members. As Laurel stated in another post, I wasn't going to become part of the problem of another.

Is it really neccessary to keep quoting each other? LOL

Probably not.

But it give me something to do.

Quote the GuyJD, NEVERMORE.

 

[*Eve*]

Nice poem, I would toot your horn but looks like you've already done it. ~