Literoticans Anonymous

Purple Haze

Literally Stimulated
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Yes, I am addicted to this site, I'll admit it. It's not a bad thing, although I can spend too much time some days. I have questions for you fellow addicts:

1. Does your significant other know you come here?

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?

7. Do you lurk everyday?

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?

9. Is your dog out of water?

Wondering.
 
I don't understand the purpose of this thread. I don't have a problem. I can quit anytime.
 
Are these the first 9 of the 12 steps? Am I admitting that I am an addict???

1. Yes he knows I come here.

2. I do tell somethings but not many.

3. Have never given the address to anyone I know because one look at my user name and they would know it was me.

4. Yes most do think I am a little nuts.

5. Yes depending on the original poster I do read older threads.

6. Yes several have shown up in my dreams.

7. Yes I do, I leave the computer on all day and check in while doing house work and playing with my daughter.

8. Yes, there is no one I would have asked for advice about my honey's problem with oral sex or announced that the problem was solved to either in real life.

9. No dog but my kitties do.
 
1. Does your significant other know you come here?

Uhm... Huh?

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?

I have one friend IRL, and she keeps pinching my ass... what's up with that? Anyway, yeah, I tell her about the BB.. I'm hoping to get her hooked too!

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?

Wouldn't do me anygood seeing as how I was dumb enough to use my real first name as my username. Talk about a brainfart.

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?

Nope. They know I am.

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?

Only when someone resurects them from the dead.

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?

Only the wet ones.

7. Do you lurk everyday?

Hell yeah!

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?

Not so far, lately I've been too busy being a smartass.

9. Is your dog out of water?

Nope, I hear her lapping out of the toilet as I type.




(ok, that last comment made me a little queasy.)
 
As I am SO completely and totally addicted myself!!! (And I haven't even been here a whole month!!

1. Does your significant other know you come here?
don't have one

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?
nope

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?
depends on who I'm talking to

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?
They've known that forever!

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?
Hadn't thought of that... damn it! Now look what you're going to have me doing!!

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?
not yet...

7. Do you lurk everyday?
yup

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?
I don't think I have yet.

9. Is your dog out of water?
I don't have a dog, only fish, and they're quite content.
 
I will always remain.....

distantly aloof regarding all that takes place here - and all that takes place in real life as well. At least, that is my intent.
 
<Standing up, clearing throat> Hello, my name is Lindsay <pausing for the group "Hello Lindsay"> and I am addicted to Literotica.

On to the questions:

1.) The new love interest in my life does know about Lit and he has a user name here (though I think he's posted 2-3 times and then stopped). Also, my ex husband knew about Lit also.

2.) Yes, I tell my friends about the "going ons" in my life. Though, I may not go into total detail to spare some people who may not want to hear them. lol

3.) I have Lit listed as one of my favorite sites in both my Yahoo and AOL profiles, and I have a link to my story in one of them. I always tell people my user name so they can find me here.

4.) Hell, I know my friends think I'm crazy. Right Ezzie? lol Hell, I had a first "date" with an online man last night and I took Ez along w/ and we went to the strip club. lol

5.) When I first came to Lit back in March, I checked posts from a few or so months back (mainly to see if I would be repeating something when I started my first thread: about female ejaculation).

6.) Yes. I've dreamt of Pooh and Gil several times. :)

7.) I don't lurk. I check and see if there's something worth responding to, then do it. I do come to this site daily though.

8.) No. I don't tell Lit things I would not tell people in my RT life. I think it's stupid when one feels they must "hide" or act like something they're not... be it while on the net or in RT.

9.) I don't have a dog. lol When my ex and I split up he took all the "babies" with him. :( (We had one dog, two birds, and like 7 fish. And even when he and I were together, I keep all the animals fed and watered.)

~TTFN
Tiggs~
 
"4.) Hell, I know my friends think I'm crazy. Right Ezzie? lol Hell, I had a first "date" with an online man last night and I took Ez along w/ and we went to the strip club. lol"


Yup, I was special enough to go on a "first date" with Tiggs and the new man. LOL Went to a strip club with a man and a bisexual female and I was the first to give one of the strippers money. Go figure, the straight, non male tips better than most people in the bar.

What can I say? She was dancing to Limp Bizkit...
 
Don't start with Limp Bizkit... lol Or else you'll get Sparky in here! :D
 
Dancing around and singing...

I did it all for the nookie!
 
All for you Purp!

1. Yes
2. No unless they are very funny and don't involve a lengthy explanation.
3. No, it'd be a waste of time since some people actually call me Cheri and the way I talk on here is to similar to how I talk in real life.
4. Every last one of them and most people on here. Like I said it's good to be me!
5. Not unless I'm stalking somebody. Did I say that out loud?
6. Nope
7. Oh yeah.
8. No
9. No but the children are drinking out of the bathroom faucet, so maybe I should go investigate.
 
Sparky dearest?

I see that you're getting really close to 1000 posts and was thinking about something. When you get to change the title under your name for the 1000 mark, how about:

"Sparky Kronkite
AKA Fred Durst"

Just a thought... *Shrugs shoulders and walks off whistling*

hehehehe

[Edited by Ezzie on 10-25-2000 at 11:43 AM]
 
Re: I will always remain.....

Sparky Kronkite said:
distantly aloof regarding all that takes place here - and all that takes place in real life as well. At least, that is my intent.
What an ass you can be, Spunk! I effin send you mail and do you respond in any way? Hell no. Heck if you didn't like the article a 'lick my balls' would have at least told me to lay off. I have an idea send your uber babe on over! They always say that the chick is the better half of any couple and I betting that's the case with you as well. Come on! Do it.

Ok, done venting and feeling much better. Have a nice day.
 
(Taking out the Number 2 pencil)

1. Does your significant other know you come here? Oh, yes.

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on? No.

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret? I don't recommend it. My friends aren't into this.

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo? Definitely, yes.

5. Do you check out threads from long ago? No.

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams? Only one.

7. Do you lurk everyday? Yes.

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL? No, I'm pretty much an open book.

9. Is your dog out of water? Haven't got one, and the cat sneers at a bowl of water.

Does this make me an addict?
 
Limply...hanging....

Addicted...I can quit anytime I want....just one more post please...one more won't hurt me!
Yes I am...starting to interfere with RL...I will adjust shortly.


1. Does your significant other know you come here?
Yes...and she gives me hell about it too(good naturedly)

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?
Hell no....they already think I am rather perverted...

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?
I don't refer them here...it's not their kinda scene...and I don't want them to see me nekkid.

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?

No......Big cock er cuckoo!

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?

No way! I can't even keep up with all the new threads..

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?

Some do...they know who they are.*wink*

7. Do you lurk everyday?

Lurk, no...crash through like a redneck on his way to a "rasslin" match, yes.

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?
Yes...just who in my RL wants to know this stuff???

9. Is your dog out of water?

No...I tied him securely to the brick....in the pool.


....and what self respecting guy joins a band with "LIMP" in the name....Hmmmmph!
 
not the kiddie pool I hope... poor puppy. Wizard was around earlier.
 
"....and what self respecting guy joins a band with "LIMP" in the name....Hmmmmph!&qu

An honest one my dear Thumper, an honest one
 
1. Does your significant other know you come here?

Umm, no. Of course I do have an online relationship and well yeah considering we met on here then yes I suposse.

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?

Nope, only my sister (is she a friend?)

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?

This is my secret place, and if I did, they would know considering that Nicole is my name.

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?

They have known that my whole life

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?

Sometimes, yes I do.

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?

Yes, one in particular every night actually :D

7. Do you lurk everyday?

Yes, when I feel I have nothing to say I just sit back and watch.

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?

Yes, because you all don't know what I'm like around family and friends (very shy).

9. Is your dog out of water?

Unfortunantly yes she is, can I go put her in some??? Joking people.
 
1. Does your significant other know you come here?
Nope, I'd be terribly embarrassed if the man sorta in my life right now found out.

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?
I've referred to discussions I found interesting, but only vaguely said "On this bulletin board i go to..."

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?
I've only recommended it to one friend and username didn't come up, though I'm sure she'd be able to guess. (No, Sally isn't my real name.)

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo? Yep!

5. Do you check out threads from long ago? Nope!

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams? Not yet...

7. Do you lurk everyday? Usually.

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?
Yep, cuz in real life, I'm a shy, repressed individual who can't quite say "cock" or "pussy" outloud with a straight face.

9. Is your dog out of water? Probably. He drinks gallons a day and is too short to reach the toilet! lol
 
1. Does your significant other know you come here?
Uhm no. I don't have a significant other *sob* No one wants me...

2. Do you tell your friends in RL about recent goings on?
Only one, and he's a member too. Topps

3. When you recommend the BB to your friends, do you keep your username a secret?
I don't ususally recommend the site to my friends. Some of them are rather........you know too innocent.

4. Do your friends think you are a little cuckoo?
Hell yes. They always want to give me a straightjacket for my birthday.

5. Do you check out threads from long ago?
I used to back when I joined.....oh God. Almost a year ago.

6. Do BB people show up in your dreams?
Yep, several.

7. Do you lurk everyday?
Yes, every single day...sad isn't it?

8. Do you disclose secrets on the BB that you wouldn't in RL?
Some. But I guess I don't have that many secrets anymore.

9. Is your dog out of water?
Woof woof woof...
 
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