Literotica

[KillerMuffin]

I hate this fucking place.


You know, before Lit: I used to have a life. My fingers weren't the fastest parts of my body. My writing skills sucked. I couldn't carry a coherent debate for more than three sentences. I had atrocious search engine skills. I didn't have anyone to talk to when I was writing. I never actually had a conversation with a democrat. I never had friends in all of the continents. I couldn't chat with people from different cultures and political ideologies at the drop of hat. That my poetry still sucks anyway.


I hate this fucking place. I liked narrowed horizons and a locally dominated mindset with some ethnocentric bigotry and isolationism tossed in thank you very much.

 

[kotori]

You can still find all that here, but you just have to look hard.

And who posts from Antarctica?

 

[unclej]

yeah, but you still have a killer av...

 

[sunstruck]

I hate this fucking place.


You know, before Lit: I used to have a life. My fingers weren't the fastest parts of my body. My writing skills sucked. I couldn't carry a coherent debate for more than three sentences. I had atrocious search engine skills. I didn't have anyone to talk to when I was writing. I never actually had a conversation with a democrat. I never had friends in all of the continents. I couldn't chat with people from different cultures and political ideologies at the drop of hat. That my poetry still sucks anyway.


I hate this fucking place. I liked narrowed horizons and a locally dominated mindset with some ethnocentric bigotry and isolationism tossed in thank you very much.

Yes please, thinking hurts, better to avoid it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Re: Literotica

Yes please, thinking hurts, better to avoid it.

You said it! I hate having my brain wallow in more education found through the diversity of people in these parts.

 

[Dillinger]

I knoo ixectly vhet yuoo meun. I hed a leeffe-a. My erms deedn't eche-a. My breeen fooncshuned veethuoot zee eeed ooff a cumpooter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! My sexooel funteseees vere-a cunteeened. Bork bork bork! Noo ell hell hes brukee luuse-a.

 

[cymbidia]

That my poetry still sucks anyway.

How do you feel about sentence fragments?

 

[OUTSIDER]

I hate this fucking place.


You know, before Lit: I used to have a life. My fingers weren't the fastest parts of my body. My writing skills sucked. I couldn't carry a coherent debate for more than three sentences. I had atrocious search engine skills. I didn't have anyone to talk to when I was writing. I never actually had a conversation with a democrat. I never had friends in all of the continents. I couldn't chat with people from different cultures and political ideologies at the drop of hat. That my poetry still sucks anyway.


I hate this fucking place. I liked narrowed horizons and a locally dominated mindset with some ethnocentric bigotry and isolationism tossed in thank you very much.

Enlightenment cost's and the payback is a bitch.........and a beauty.


But it must be worth it or we all wouldn't be chasing it so hard.

 

[sunstruck]

I knoo ixectly vhet yuoo meun. I hed a leeffe-a. My erms deedn't eche-a. My breeen fooncshuned veethuoot zee eeed ooff a cumpooter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! My sexooel funteseees vere-a cunteeened. Bork bork bork! Noo ell hell hes brukee luuse-a.

I totally agree with the sweedish chef. I'm off to shoot a turkey.

 

[kotori]

I totally agree with the sweedish chef. I'm off to shoot a turkey.

Are they part of the native eco-system? Or are you harvesting?

 

[sunstruck]

Are they part of the native eco-system? Or are you harvesting?

I have no idea, but it's getting feathers all over my kitchen.

 

[LukkyKnight]

For a real challenge hunt the albino antarctic turkey. They are very hard to spot, and even harder to bag, relying on being frozen solid as a form of defense.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

u r one hot babe, killermushin--that picture of yr ass gets me so hard--mmm, baby--and u r obvisly one verrrrrrr inteligint women. wann fuck?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I knoo ixectly vhet yuoo meun. I hed a leeffe-a. My erms deedn't eche-a. My breeen fooncshuned veethuoot zee eeed ooff a cumpooter. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! My sexooel funteseees vere-a cunteeened. Bork bork bork! Noo ell hell hes brukee luuse-a.

Bastard

 

[Dillinger]

Sorry Cheffie - you weren't around... someone had to do it.

Just looking after your best interests, don't you know?

 

[cymbidia]

Outsider!
You look so...unexposed! So fully clothed! So non-tortured!
Is this a permanent change in the direction of your avs?

And hello.