Literotica...Written Porn...

[insideShiraz]

Iz that how you ended up here, too?

 

[Hecate]

The stories !

it was what sucked me in in the first place, being much more stimulated by written words than pictures ... now I am stuck, feet thoroughly glued to the BB, hand on the ... *quick check* yes - one of them at least on the keyboard *bg* and my eye on the scores of my own stories *lol*

Who would have thought I'd end like this when I came to read my first stoey waaayyyy back ....

 

[Laurel]

Iz that how you ended up here, too?

I came here to hang with you, babe. And listen to Zeppelin.

 

[insideShiraz]

Hi...

I know it's cool to Bash Zep, but a good friend of mine used to do just that, till I sprung Zep lll on her... She'd never heard acoustic Rock that way... smiles...

 

[Merelan]

Yes, those stories.... hmmmmmmmmm...
then I met a fair lady, and she caught my eye, and other things. I am now a confirmed literotica addict.
But please don't start playing Zepplin in the background. I would hate to have to disconnect my speakers.

 

[insideShiraz]

Merelan...

Wut Music would you Like to Hear?

 

[Jake2001]

I first came here after seeing a Literotica banner ad and looking for a place to submit my stories. Then I became enamored with the site because of its professionalism and the contributing editors program.

I certainly never dreamed that my hours would be sucked away by becoming so addicted to this bulletin board (and Led Zepplin). Isn't there group therapy for this? Maybe a ten step program? I can't sleep! I didn't get my dose today. God, I'm starting to shake!

 

[SweetCherry]

I first came here after seeing a Literotica banner ad and looking for a place to submit my stories. Then I became enamored with the site because of its professionalism and the contributing editors program.

I certainly never dreamed that my hours would be sucked away by becoming so addicted to this bulletin board (and Led Zepplin). Isn't there group therapy for this? Maybe a ten step program? I can't sleep! I didn't get my dose today. God, I'm starting to shake!

Jake, you just need a good massage. Not to worry. Cum see Cherry. I'll relax you.

 

[insideShiraz]

LA...

Hi, my name iz...and I'm addicted to Literotica... blah, blah, blah...lololololololololololo....

 

[Merelan]

Classic blues or maybe some Jazz. I don't really hate Zepplin. Just overdosed as a teenager, didn't we all? And never fully recovered.

 

[insideShiraz]

I overdosed on Rickie Lee Jones...

Just kidding... Put up a Parking Lot...

 

[Merelan]

Anything in excess is bad though isn't it? Well, except Literotica of course. Bowing to Laurel and Manu with full reverance so due.
Hey, I think they might even qualify as a religion soon. Then they would be tax free!

 

[Jake2001]

Jake, you just need a good massage. Not to worry. Cum see Cherry. I'll relax you.

Ohhh gosh...! half my kingdom [both dollors] for a good massage! You're on Cherry

 

[insideShiraz]

Goat Head Soup...

Stones suck, too, eh?

 

[SweetCherry]

*patting the table*

Cum lay down Jake. I don't want half your kingdom. I just wanna be queen!

 

[Jake2001]

Ummmmm

*taking off shirt and lying down on the table* I used to like this place. Now I think it is heaven.

 

[SweetCherry]

Re: Ummmmm

*taking off shirt and lying down on the table* I used to like this place. Now I think it is heaven.

*leaning down to whisper in Jake's ear*

Didn't anyone tell you? For a massage here, you have to be naked.

 

[Jake2001]

*dropping cutoffs to the floor*

My pants for a queen

 

[SweetCherry]

*lazily trickling oil over Jake's back*

Boy, if I knew this is all it took to get the Lit guys naked, I would have started this a LONG time ago.

 

[Jake2001]

But my pretty little Queen … I'm not easy. It takes a kiss and a promise not to tell.

 

[SweetCherry]

But Jake, I think your sig line speaks it all. Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. All I have to do is steal your pants and show them to all the ladies here and who do you think they would believe?

 

[Jake2001]

Okay my Sweetness

If you promise to do that, you get the other half of my kingdom

... Over to the left and down a little
ahhhhhhhh ... This IS heaven!

 

[SweetCherry]

*kneading oil into Jake's back*

Right...here? This the place? r right here?

 

[Jake2001]

*gulp*

ahhh ... lower

 

[Cheyenne]

Yup, the stories brought me here but the bb keeps me here. Literally. It has a hold on my arm and won't let me go. Now I'm with Ambro...... "we have stories?"