Literotica - The Movie

[TheEarl]

Literotica - The Movie
They came and ate us!​

Starring Irene Bedard as Cloudy
http://www.aaanativearts.com/Irene_Bedard.jpg

Brigid Brannagh as Oh Miss Scarlett
http://www.vulkon.com/images/BrigidConleyWalsh.jpg

Ewan McGregor as Belegon
http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/173167_1.jpg

Milla Jovovich as Lauren Hynde
http://www.stars-palace.com/superstar/200409/milla-jovovich_resident-evil-007.jpg

Sharon Stone as CharleyH
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

Christina Ricci as AppleBiter
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_focus/the_man_who_cried/christina_ricci/cried.jpg

And introducing Ben Cohen as The Earl
http://www.rwc2003.irb.com:88/RugbyWorldCup/images/ENG/Ben%20Cohen.jpg

​

Coming soon to a porn store near you...

The Earl

 

[ElizabethWest]

Do you take pre-orders?

 

[impressive]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

definitely not PG13

 

[Dar~]

Okay, so who plays me, and Carson, and Colly?

 

[sophia jane]

Brilliant idea, Earl!

 

[cloudy]

gotta love it

 

[Dar~]

Minsue as played by
Angelina Joilie
http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos42/angelina-jolie.jpg
Carsonshepherd as played by
Johny Depp
http://images.postersupply.com/MIG/jpgs/PIN51144.jpg
​

 

[Dar~]

Ogbashan as played by
Sean Connery
http://www.sean-connery.net/filmografia/nuevo%20index/noventa.jpg
​

 

[ElizabethWest]

Would Carson have a tattoo with the name Betty Sue on it?

 

[Dar~]

Would Carson have a tattoo with the name Betty Sue on it?

he named his flogger.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dar~]

But did he name it Betty Sue?

Fine you meanie heads I changed the pic.

Vamplawyer as played by
Sharon Tate
http://www.vampyres-online.com/images/alt_sharon_tate_big.jpg​

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Would Carson have a tattoo with the name Betty Sue on it?

Carson says people mistake him all the time for Orlando Bloom.

 

[rgraham666]

I'm casting Steve Buscemi as me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

CD played by James Brown:

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/mugshots/jamesbrown.jpg​

Don't laugh, I look like that every morning.

 

[Guest]

 

[OhMissScarlett]

CD played by James Brown:

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/mugshots/jamesbrown.jpg​

Don't laugh, I look like that every morning.

Good, that means Nick Nolte is free to play me in the mornings.

edited to add: Rob, I am oddly aroused by Steve Buscemi.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Good, that means Nick Nolte is free to play me in the mornings.

edited to add: Rob, I am oddly aroused by Steve Buscemi.

He was my second choice:

http://www.clumsycrooks.com/mugshots/nicknolte.jpg​

 

[rgraham666]

Good, that means Nick Nolte is free to play me in the mornings.

edited to add: Rob, I am oddly aroused by Steve Buscemi.

I guess that means there's hope for me yet.

I nominate Gillian Anderson to play Colly.

 

[CharleyH]

Literotica - The Movie
They came and ate us!​

Starring Irene Bedard as Cloudy
http://www.aaanativearts.com/Irene_Bedard.jpg

Brigid Brannagh as Oh Miss Scarlett
http://www.vulkon.com/images/BrigidConleyWalsh.jpg

Ewan McGregor as Belegon
http://www.kino.de/pix/newspics/173167_1.jpg

Milla Jovovich as Lauren Hynde
http://www.stars-palace.com/superstar/200409/milla-jovovich_resident-evil-007.jpg

Sharon Stone as CharleyH
http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/News/9910/19/showbuzz/basic.instinct.jpg

Christina Ricci as AppleBiter
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_focus/the_man_who_cried/christina_ricci/cried.jpg

And introducing Ben Cohen as The Earl
http://www.rwc2003.irb.com:88/RugbyWorldCup/images/ENG/Ben%20Cohen.jpg

​

Coming soon to a porn store near you...

The Earl

ROFLOL! WONDERFUL! Lauren will be beside herself! Does this mean i need to spread my legs to make y'all sweat with fear?!

 

[Guest]

 

[impressive]

Now, who will be played by:

http://www.crankycritic.com/qa/pf_articles/images/hopper.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/105/1396/640/Halle%20Berry%205.jpg

http://webfantasy.info/Images/Webrings/ringlogo_Keanu_Reeves.jpg

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/IMAGES/MMPH/249138.jpg

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/julia-roberts/julia-roberts02.jpg

http://images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10103000/10103865.jpg

 

[CharleyH]

Now, who will be played by:

http://www.crankycritic.com/qa/pf_articles/images/hopper.jpg

http://photos1.blogger.com/img/105/1396/640/Halle%20Berry%205.jpg

Dennis Hopper and Pops! Definately Pops has that quirky cool, and edgy behaviour! Did Hopper ever have a parrot?