Literotica: The Movie

[R Nitelight]

Who would you like to portray you in the upcoming big-budget 'Literotica' movie?

 

[Latina]

Hard to pick one. Probably Salma Hayek, a sexy Latina
babe like me, but she doesn't do X scenes!

Know any current Latina porn actresses who are hot
but not TOO sleazy?

Must..get...ofline..and..sleep...ZZZZZ!

-- Latina

 

[KillerMuffin]

The same guy who drew Witchblade. Wow. That man can draw some comics. What? This isn't anime?

In that case. Hmmmm, Andrew Dice Clay, just smack a set of gorgeous falsies on him. No no no no no, not enough range. Anthony Hopkins. Definately Anthony Hopkins. He would need some falsies too.

 

[Bobtoad777]

I am a fraid that I would have to play myself there are no actors talented enought to play my Comedic, psycho-delusion, schitzophrenic, multi-faceted, yet charming personality, and carry the true essense of me as well be as handsome as I.

So Look for me on the big screen.

[Edited by bobtoad777 on 09-29-2000 at 06:23 PM]

 

[Sonora]

Guess I'd have to say Ellen DeGeneres.

 

[Rosebud]

Well I want the sexiest female to portray me...because I deserve it...LOL actually I would have Jeanine Garoffulo yeah I know I spelled it wrong...so sue me

 

[Purple Haze]

Don Knotts.

 

[R Nitelight]

Dare To Dream

Shoot for the stars, PH!

 

[Siren]

OMG HAZIE...LOL !!!!

 

[Miranda Reigns]

My body double

I'd love for Demi Moore to portray lil ole moi ....
xxxooo
Miranda

 

[Purple Haze]

Siren

I've got one bullet in my shirt pocket, my gun throbs for you.

 

[Siren]

HAZIE.............Only one shot ?

 

[SimplySouthern]

Suzanne Sommers

 

[forgetunome]

Carol Burnett....yep....Carol Burnett.

 

[Bushido71XS]

Micheal Madsen. You know, Mr.White from Resevoir Dogs.

Or maybe that guy who's on The Pretender TV Series

 

[Thumper]

A porn star maybe???

How about....Kurt Russel?

No? UMMMMM maybe Brendan Fraser(Airheads mode)

.....Edge, from the WWF, or Christian?

Paul Reubens?

Hey Suzanne.....need a thighmaster? That's me...hehehehe

 

[shit4brains]

Hmmm...easy...Mr.Hanky, from South Park..LOL

 

[Earthmuffin]

Elvira Mistress of the Night? Oh, she's busy huh?
Anne Rice? On tour huh?
Rosie O'Donnell? Charity function huh?
Olivia DeHaviland? Oh yeah, that's right she is....

I give up, just cameo me in a corner with bad lighting g'head and use....Miss Piggy in a dark wig LOL!

 

[Whispersecret]

Unfortunately, there aren't too many Asian actresses out there. Ming Na Wen, I suppose.

 

[Naked Hunny]

Im thinking Better Midler, funny yet cute in a weird way!! Ok i know shes like 30 or 40 years older than me but so what!!

 

[Laurel]

If PH is being played by Don Knotts, then Phyllis Diller can be me (is she still alive?).

Gillian Anderson, maybe - people say I look like her. Deborah says I look kinda like a young Meryl Streep, but I don't think she'd want a role as a porno wenmistress. Then again, it's about the only part she HASN'T played..

 

[Siren]

Yes, but Meryl Streep will only play you if...

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Suzanne Sommers

She remembered! (even with her brain fried from an all-day test). A remarkable woman she is...

Whisper: Like the signature, bebe.
I think my cholesterol's a little high after that mega-burger I ate tonight. How about an extra dose of titty at your earliest possible convenience to get it line?

As far as who I'd get to play me, hmmmmm... I don't know. No one ever tells me I look like anyone. I think I'd choose Chris O'Donnell. He's boyish, clean-cut, and exuberant.

when do we start filming?

 

[RonG]

Let's see, not relevant to the plot, in the background, a couple of forgettable lines every so often?

Gawd, I am William Bendix!

 

[Ambrosious]

Hmmm...The dude that played Otis in the Andy Griffith show, 'cept in the movie, he couldn't be allowed to sober up!

If I ever get to play a role, it would have to be Charlie Sheen. Man is he messed up or what?! Love him!