Literotica Smackdown, for the 'Ladies'

[KillerMuffin]

Wow.

 

[April]

Aww, man. I got dropped from the list. *sniffle* That just sucks. It's not my fault that Manu and Laurel crashed the damn board. And then I exceeded my allotted time. *sniffle* Y'all just...suck. *SNIFF*

*whimper*

Nobody loves me.

*sniffle*

 

[Guest]

There there..April

Wanna bet?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Whatta bout me?!?!? I can kick someone's ass! I just know it! Lemme give me a shot!

 

[Mischka]

Mischka has kick boxing skills and is about 5'11."

Make that kick boxing and boxing. Actually prefer the latter, though I've only hit heavy bags and sparring pads to date. And though I may seem Amazonian to certain, um, shorter friends, I am over an inch shorter than Lavy's assessment. The cut off for the Tall Texans Club is 5'10" and I don't qualify. I can't tell you how much that irks me. Argh.

Originally posted by Problem Child
If Mischka wasn't so secretive I could have made a better assessment...

Ah, but doesn't that add to my allure?

 

[naudiz]

*patpats April*

Hey, you at least made the list.

 

[Skip Undo]

CB

Call me a Hoochie again and I'll steal Deb's Purple dildo and shove it up your ass. No lube. Got that?

Hoochie mama was not directed at you..it is a term that the character, Kramer, would use on the sit com "Seinfeld". I have no idea what it means. If you consider it an insult, I apologize.

 

[Mischka]

Ah, Skip, I don't think she took it as an insult. I went back and re-read that part, and CB posted a in her second response. I think she was just trying to up her ass-kicking quotient for the thread. All in fun.

 

[Natalie Nessus]

Such formidable women!

Je suis effrayé!

 

[XXplorher]

Do they have to smack you in the face?
Or does shoving it up your ass when you’re not looking qualify?

 

[Phoenix]

Call me a Hoochie again and I'll steal Deb's Purple dildo and shove it up your ass. No lube. Got that?

HOOCHIE

OR BETTER YET

Phoenix's Pornstar

 

[christophe]

an old quote seems to come into mind...hell "hath no fury...."

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I think this is over - let's move on - and the winner is-women?

 

[Guest]

 

[BlondeBeauty]

One time I yelled at a guy.

Then I felt bad and apologized.

Do I win, do I win?

 

[april-wine]

That's it I'm kicking ass

Step back people, now I'm kicking some ASS....................

This was a joke, the whole thread light hearted. Now we are back to he said, she said, it said, what sucked, who sucked, YOU suck.......

I for one have had enough and I'm kicking some ASS!!!!!

 

[Mistress]

I'm on the list? Wow, and here I thought I was seen as just the bi-sexual cyber tramp/snuggling tease

 

[CelestialBody]