Literotica Smackdown, for the 'Ladies'

[Never]

I was talking with lavy the other night when we started wondering who the best female fighters in Lit were.

If all the (current) ladies of Literotica got into a massive brawl who would win?
Who could take whom?

I can imagine that the lefty, feel-good, ladies would go down first. I can't see Laurel or lavender tossing a right worth jack.
We all know that Killer would wipe the floor with us one on one so I think early on there'd be a group effort to take her down.
Angel is smallish looking but I bet she's a fighter, I could see her sneaking behind other's backs and poking their eyes out or something.
I was informed that Mischika could kick (my) ass in a major way.

Any other thoughts?
I know, it's sort of like a Mr. Blow Job thread.

 

[April]

You bitch!! How could you forget about me? I was kicking ass before any of those other chippies even thought about coming here! I'm fucking insulted.

*stomps off*

 

[Never]

Okay April, who could you take?

Where are you along the wimpiness scale?

1 - lavender
2 - Laurel
3 - Angel
4 - Never
5 - Mischka
6 - KM

 

[April]

Laurel is no problem. Just offer her some mexican food, and she's toast. KM scares me. I ain't messing with Angel. That girl's just plain mean.

Haven't decided about the others. Want me to fight you, Never? Gotta get me mad first.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Xander]

Now THAT is some fights I would like to see....hehehe

 

[Never]

I think April is the stupidest month.. I mean, what do you think of when you hear 'April'?

Rain.

Muddy skies filled with bloated, beer bellied clouds and stomping through a storm. June is so much cooler.. well, June is hotter and February is cooler but you get the idea.
Do we wrestle now?

 

[Never]

CelestialBody:
"Hmmm...before I answer-where do you think I am on that scale?"

All that tea talk?


1 - lavender
2 - Laurel
3 - Celestal Body
4 - April
5 - Angel
6 - Never
7 - Mischka
8 - KM

 

[lavender]

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i'm not sure where i'd fall on that scale either... so where do i fall?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Rambling Rose]

don't let the name fool ya'

it's an inside joke. I'll take ya' down girlie!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[sexy-girl]

i think i'd have to aim my sights at lavender ... i've never been in a fight though so who knows i might be a wildcat when im cornered


lisa on the other hand has broken a guys nose before so i think she'd do well on the wrestling front probably even better if she was fighting guys

 

[Guru]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Guru]

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Skip Undo]

CAT FIGHT!! CAT FIGHT!!

Everyone gather around! Always a chance you might see some T & A, or-or, better yet, they might start kissing and feeling each other up!

Hoochie Mama!!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Skip Undo]

HOOCHIE!! HOOCHIE!!! HEH! HEH!

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Personally, I don't think I would want to take on Laurel, she seems like the sort that could be mean if she needed to. As for KillerMuffin, I think I like my teeth where they are, thank you very much.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Guest]

There is that better? Can I be higher up on the "Able to Kick Ass" list?