Literotica Sex Shop

[Guest]

Anyone else having trouble accessing the sex shop? I keep getting an error window.

 

[Guest]

.

 

[lovetoread]

Its down for me.

 

[Pixie]

Same for me, just gives an error message.

 

[Guest]

Oh dear.

 

[Guest]

Did you get a message kinda like this?




Error Diagnostic Information

ODBC Error Code = 37000 (Syntax error or access violation)

[MERANT][ODBC SQL Server Driver][SQL Server]Login failed for user 'sa'.

The error occurred while processing an element with a general identifier of (CFQUERY), occupying document position (23:1) to
(23:65).

Date/Time: Sun Oct 6 12:05:06 2002
Browser:
Remote Address:
HTTP Referrer: http://www.literotica.com/stories/index.php
Query String: siteid=literotica

 

[Guest]

I dunno. Never been there after all this time. I've got all I need to wank. Thanks anyway.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, bet you wank off all over your Rangers scarf, CV.

 

[lovetoread]

Yep

 

[Guest]

Yeah, bet you wank off all over your Rangers scarf, CV.

No, I support Celtic. I like green better.

 

[Pixie]

Did you get a message kinda like this?
<SNIP>

Yup, something like that.

 

[Guest]

No, I support Celtic. I like green better.

Hmn. You had a good 5 or 10 minutes to think up a witty rejoinder, CV.

 

[Guest]

Yup, something like that.

Wonder if Laurelee knows.

 

[Guest]

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[Guest]

Hmn. You had a good 5 or 10 minutes to think up a witty rejoinder, CV.

Do you think your thread is where my priority lies?

See how long it took me to open this thread this time.

 

[metalpalace]

I can never get the live chat to work either, anyone know anything about that ?

 

[Guest]

That Fly On Wall is useless in the chatroom too.

 

[Guest]

Do you think your thread is where my priority lies?

I don't give a shit. I just want to know when the sex shop'll be open for business again.

 

[Guest]

Yeah, bet you wank off all over your Rangers scarf, CV.

Now, I got it. You are a Celtic supporter, too.

Bluespoke, why are you posting as an Unregi? Why are you shy of going to the sex shop logged on? What are you buying? It's that double headded dildo, right?

Later, mate

 

[alexander tzara]

Nope, not Bluespoke. It's me. Just couldn't remember my password.

Thought I'd pop into the Literot SexShop and purchase the new Deborator DeathFuk multi-function strap-a-longa-ding-dong (with detachable Medussa head).

Actually, my site uses the same online sex store as Lit. Mine's not working either. Thought Madam Cliterotica might have more clout in getting the thing sorted than me.

 

[bluespoke]

Now, I got it. You are a Celtic supporter, too.

Bluespoke, why are you posting as an Unregi? Why are you shy of going to the sex shop logged on? What are you buying? It's that double headded dildo, right?

Later, mate

Tsk, tsk. I have bever posted unregistered. I take full responsibility for anything I write.

Oh, and I wouldn't soil a Rangers scarf with anything - it's much too precious.

 

[Guest]

Nope, not Bluespoke. It's me. Just couldn't remember my password.

Thought I'd pop into the Literot SexShop and purchase the new Deborator DeathFuk multi-function strap-a-longa-ding-dong (with detachable Medussa head).

Actually, my site uses the same online sex store as Lit. Mine's not working either. Thought Madam Cliterotica might have more clout in getting the thing sorted than me.

Just who the hell are you?

Spokie, sorry about the confusion. You are a Rangers man? Who was the Celtic supporter? Was it p_p or freescorfr

 

[alexander tzara]

Just who the hell are you?

I'm the Ghost Of Christmas past. Change your ways! Change your ways!

 

[bluespoke]

Just who the hell are you?

Spokie, sorry about the confusion. You are a Rangers man? Who was the Celtic supporter? Was it p_p or freescorfr

Definitely freescorfr. Same city, different persuasion.

 

[Guest]

Definitely freescorfr. Same city, different persuasion.

I've known he was the wise man.