Literotica Rules.

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1. They must abhor something. And if it not, research assistance? Ah will and if it to follow "you to make foutre" I it to add not. Too many people tried, and it is of soo unoriginal.

2. They must have a location Web and a valid E-Mail address.

3. Their selection and its location Web may not be homophobic. However the oath is correct.

4. Your cast iron must to read be able. This does not include the size of, colour, the cast iron, sticking hats of good taste.

5. Border=0 is your FRIEND! 6. You are these the latter reading? !

7. Freeservers must be impressing, not a page of the connections. It is enough that I must accept damnés popups.

8. Give me no URL of dispatch. Give it to her URL true it. The URL FWD are so lame! Just TAKING it your location with Geoshitties on!

9. Give me please the URL of her code, I are ill from the research. This means that the page does not code it ignited, where the code is. Durrr.

10. you place the code upward and keep there. Even on hiatus. If I delete your connection that you are not announced, however you can submit yourselves again.

11 Their name must be a realistic surname or your true first name. None "riotgrrrrrrrl" or "aj_brian_nick_luvr" or any merde like that.

12. If your location is in another language, it ensures you that it is extremely simple to steer.

13. if you this on you lj/uj/dj place, to your user info. page set. Open newspapers of the youth were not any longer received, urls are too long.

14. to connect no through train! They save load it and at your own host far. If you have a newspaper, to more freeserver fernladen it and on your newspaper to connect. If you are too putrid, in order to make, I am too lazy, in order to add you.

15., where it indicates it "baise kitties" "please placed", thus me knows that you read these the latter.
 
Ð¥§?µñç?¡øñæ£ said:
I are ill from the research.



I are ill from the reading.


(don't look at me like that, I freely admit I am a masochist.)
 
Ummmm...

So uh yeah, that race between the A's and Angels is gettin good isn't it??
 
But I have meant which you liked the two ends of the whip? Or perhaps it just as at the word that, in order to catch us old men except gaurd? I like you, although you are average me. Why me are you average? I did not make anything bad at you. I like you however; want the television to look at?
 
You make a good target, an admirable quality in an old man.

I don't like double ended whips, cat o' nine tails are much better.
 
It's driving me bonkers, cuz I'm sure he's just using a dialectizer, but I can't figure out which one. grr!

Although, if you wanna giggle, check out The Universal Translator and read the main Literotica page with it set to "pimp speak" heheheh!
 
Nora said:
It's driving me bonkers, cuz I'm sure he's just using a dialectizer, but I can't figure out which one. grr!

Although, if you wanna giggle, check out The Universal Translator and read the main Literotica page with it set to "pimp speak" heheheh!

Damn that's good! I gotta book mark that one...
 
Re: Literotica Rules. - translation auf Englisch

Ð¥§ƒµñ熡øñæ£ said:
1. They must abhor something. And if it not, research assistance?


Lit members must obtain a position. If you can't find one, hire someone to find it for you.

Ah will and if it to follow "you to make foutre" I it to add not. Too many people tried, and it is of soo unoriginal.


If you are successful, "you to make a foutre". (there are no german or english words for 'foutre' so I must allow your imagination to put meaning in this phrase) I do not add to it. To many people have tried, with unoriginal success.


2. They must have a location Web and a valid E-Mail address.
You must have a web site and a valid email address.


3. Their selection and its location Web may not be homophobic. However the oath is correct.
Your web site must be user friendly to all. Otherwise we will not recommend it to our readers.


4. Your cast iron must to read be able. This does not include the size of, colour, the cast iron, sticking hats of good taste.
You must be able to speak and write english and not have any abnormal colors that hurt the eye. In other words, it must be of good taste.


5. Border=0 is your FRIEND! 6. You are these the latter reading? !
Do not have allow children under 18 to read your borders. Can you read this?


7. Freeservers must be impressing, not a page of the connections. It is enough that I must accept damnés popups.
It would be appropriate if your server were reliable. No popup windows, please.


8. Give me no URL of dispatch. Give it to her URL true it. The URL FWD are so lame! Just TAKING it your location with Geoshitties on!
If your URL has changed, please notify us of any changes immediately. We do not follow forwards.


9. Give me please the URL of her code, I are ill from the research. This means that the page does not code it ignited, where the code is. Durrr.
If you do not change same URL's you will be dropped from our program. We do not do research.


10. you place the code upward and keep there. Even on hiatus. If I delete your connection that you are not announced, however you can submit yourselves again.
Please hit your refresh button if page does not load.


11 Their name must be a realistic surname or your true first name. None "riotgrrrrrrrl" or "aj_brian_nick_luvr" or any merde like that.
Only valids names will be accepted.


12. If your location is in another language, it ensures you that it is extremely simple to steer.
We do not translate.


13. if you this on you lj/uj/dj place, to your user info. page set. Open newspapers of the youth were not any longer received, urls are too long.
You page could not be loaded because your URL is to long for this browser.


14. to connect no through train! They save load it and at your own host far. If you have a newspaper, to more freeserver fernladen it and on your newspaper to connect. If you are too putrid, in order to make, I am too lazy, in order to add you.
Your password no longer works for this web site. Please see your admistrator for assistance.


15., where it indicates it "baise kitties" "please placed", thus me knows that you read these the latter.
Laurel was here.
 
Liontamr said:
Ummmm...

So uh yeah, that race between the A's and Angels is gettin good isn't it??

They'll split their games and the rangers will jump into the lead.
 
Smoking-No Smoking

I'm paraphrasing here so look for the gist not the accuracy.....
Don't flame a complete stranger unless your own backside is bare of snubbed out cigarette scars.
 
Re: Re: Literotica Rules. - translation auf Englisch

MoonWolf said:
If you are successful, "you to make a foutre". (there are no german or english words for 'foutre' so I must allow your imagination to put meaning in this phrase) I do not add to it. To many people have tried, with unoriginal success.


oh ya MoonWolf, "Foutre" is a french slang word meaning "fuck"


Va te faire foutre! = Go fuck yourself!

;)
 
Re: Re: Re: Literotica Rules. - translation auf Englisch

DéjàNu said:


oh ya MoonWolf, "Foutre" is a french slang word meaning "fuck"


Va te faire foutre! = Go fuck yourself!

;)


Oooh you say the sweetest things
 
Re: Re: Re: Literotica Rules. - translation auf Englisch

DéjàNu said:
Va te faire foutre! = Go fuck yourself!

And it sounded so beautiful in french.... say it softly and slowly with that "I wanna make love" type of voice. :D
 
Wow, I can't believe someone took the amount of time necessary to be that confusing.
 
After skimming this thread I have come to the conclusion that both moonwolf and disfunctional (I refuse to go find all those fucking symbols) have way too much time on their hands and are both perfect candidates for jury duty.
 
Or he's back translating. Writing stuff (or in the case of the above rules, copying stuff) and pasting them in a language translator, then backtranslating to English and posting the results? That'd be kinda funny.
 
1. They must abhor something. And if it not, research assistance? Ah will and if it to follow "you to make foutre" I it to add not. Too many people tried, and it is of soo unoriginal.

I am friggin nuts.

2. They must have a location Web and a valid E-Mail address.

I am friggin nuts.

3. Their selection and its location Web may not be homophobic. However the oath is correct.

I am friggin nuts.

4. Your cast iron must to read be able. This does not include the size of, colour, the cast iron, sticking hats of good taste.

I am friggin nuts.

5. Border=0 is your FRIEND! 6. You are these the latter reading? !

I am friggin nuts. I am friggin nuts.

7. Freeservers must be impressing, not a page of the connections. It is enough that I must accept damnés popups.

I am friggin nuts. I speak French.

8. Give me no URL of dispatch. Give it to her URL true it. The URL FWD are so lame! Just TAKING it your location with Geoshitties on!

I am friggin nuts.

9. Give me please the URL of her code, I are ill from the research. This means that the page does not code it ignited, where the code is. Durrr.

I am friggin nuts. Durrr.

10. you place the code upward and keep there. Even on hiatus. If I delete your connection that you are not announced, however you can submit yourselves again.

I am friggin nuts. All your base are belong to us.

11 Their name must be a realistic surname or your true first name. None "riotgrrrrrrrl" or "aj_brian_nick_luvr" or any merde like that.

I am friggin nuts.

12. If your location is in another language, it ensures you that it is extremely simple to steer.

I am friggin nuts.

13. if you this on you lj/uj/dj place, to your user info. page set. Open newspapers of the youth were not any longer received, urls are too long.

I am friggin nuts.

14. to connect no through train! They save load it and at your own host far. If you have a newspaper, to more freeserver fernladen it and on your newspaper to connect. If you are too putrid, in order to make, I am too lazy, in order to add you.

I am friggin nuts!

15., where it indicates it "baise kitties" "please placed", thus me knows that you read these the latter.

Seriously, though. I am friggin nuts.
 
Nora said:
Or he's back translating. Writing stuff (or in the case of the above rules, copying stuff) and pasting them in a language translator, then backtranslating to English and posting the results? That'd be kinda funny.

Oh, Nora's probably right. French I presume.
 
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