Literotica Personals... am I missing something?

[Culturedblonde39]

Hey... FNG here. (Fing New Girl)

So please forgive me if I’m misinterpreting what this forum is meant to be. I thought it would be like the old school personal ads in the Newspaper.

For example:

Energetic and attractive - 5’7, fit, fun loving, warm, supportive, adventurous, sexually anorexic married woman. I enjoy traveling, black tie affairs, golf, cooking, quiet evenings at home with wine, city lights and country side weekends. I have an endless desire to learn and share new experiences. I am seeking a married (but sexless), conservative, successful, non smoking man, good looks would not hurt. I prefer a family man. Not looking to break up a marriage/family. I just prefer someone who has equal skin in the game. A man who knows how to be strong and gentle at the same time.
Share a lifetime of happiness, on the side of course, with a real connection. A sincere, sensuous, professionally accomplished woman awaits. Come enjoy life and love under candlelight and the sheets...cuddling and laughing, fucking and then making love. You’re 36-48 and want just ONE on the side. I’m looking for monogamy in my side guy the way, up until now, I’ve been in my marriage. You be the same.

Or....
Just list out the basics
Gender-
Age-
Height-
Build- petite, medium, fit, fluffy
Occupational field-education, military, healthcare
Educational level- school of hard knocks, tech, grad,
Location- As specific as you please
Sexual preference- (LGBSTQ)
Kink-
Marital status-
Looking for- connection, affair, pen pal, unsure
Perfect Mate-

Everyone on one thread so that you can really peruse and find what you are looking for.

Please hijack away

and if I sound interesting send me a message separately!

Or.... if I’m completely off base, my deepest apologies. Just trying to “fit in” and find something entertaining.
.

 

[pornochic]

Some people DO take this seriously. It's amazing to me. For me it's just a playground. I try to play, but people take it seriously... like, "yeah, I want to meet you", "call me", "let's get together". I guess you would really MEET someone from here? Wow!

 

[Culturedblonde39]

Judging much?

Some people DO take this seriously. It's amazing to me. For me it's just a playground. I try to play, but people take it seriously... like, "yeah, I want to meet you", "call me", "let's get together". I guess you would really MEET someone from here? Wow!

Hmmmm... judging much? I mean... I do see that you enjoy a fair amount of incest. So perhaps you prefer to keep it close to home? For someone who has such taboo tastes, which for the record I couldn’t care what others do as long as they are of age and consenting, you sure like to cast some awfully big stones.
Sad really.
But then again, perhaps you don’t look like your profile pic. In that case, I wouldn’t want to meet anyone either. It would be an immense let down. For them anyway. Wow!

 

[Chris_Michael]

Hmmmm... judging much? I mean... I do see that you enjoy a fair amount of incest. So perhaps you prefer to keep it close to home? For someone who has such taboo tastes, which for the record I couldn’t care what others do as long as they are of age and consenting, you sure like to cast some awfully big stones.
Sad really.
But then again, perhaps you don’t look like your profile pic. In that case, I wouldn’t want to meet anyone either. It would be an immense let down. For them anyway. Wow!

Damn, that was savage.

You just ripped her to shreds. Holy shit.

Press F for respects. lolol

 

[Fuzzy1975]

Hey... FNG here. (Fing New Girl)

So please forgive me if I’m misinterpreting what this forum is meant to be. I thought it would be like the old school personal ads in the Newspaper.

For example:

Energetic and attractive - 5’7, fit, fun loving, warm, supportive, adventurous, sexually anorexic married woman. I enjoy traveling, black tie affairs, golf, cooking, quiet evenings at home with wine, city lights and country side weekends. I have an endless desire to learn and share new experiences. I am seeking a married (but sexless), conservative, successful, non smoking man, good looks would not hurt. I prefer a family man. Not looking to break up a marriage/family. I just prefer someone who has equal skin in the game. A man who knows how to be strong and gentle at the same time.
Share a lifetime of happiness, on the side of course, with a real connection. A sincere, sensuous, professionally accomplished woman awaits. Come enjoy life and love under candlelight and the sheets...cuddling and laughing, fucking and then making love. You’re 36-48 and want just ONE on the side. I’m looking for monogamy in my side guy the way, up until now, I’ve been in my marriage. You be the same.

Or....
Just list out the basics
Gender-
Age-
Height-
Build- petite, medium, fit, fluffy
Occupational field-education, military, healthcare
Educational level- school of hard knocks, tech, grad,
Location- As specific as you please
Sexual preference- (LGBSTQ)
Kink-
Marital status-
Looking for- connection, affair, pen pal, unsure
Perfect Mate-

Everyone on one thread so that you can really peruse and find what you are looking for.

Please hijack away

and if I sound interesting send me a message separately!

Or.... if I’m completely off base, my deepest apologies. Just trying to “fit in” and find something entertaining.
.

When I first checked this part of the site out, I was kind of expecting something like what you mentioned, but for the most part, they seem like a thread on a forum instead.

 

[Booboobear84]

To actually answer your question

The personals are all over the map. Mostly it’s guys looking for sexting. The ratio here is north of 5 to 1 which women find to be a blessing and a curse. There are then folks looking for phone and vid sex, usually on Skype. Finally there are a number of people looking for meetups. While heavily US, this site is international (my best friend here is an Australian), so meetups are a challenge but apparently do happen. Also some long distance relationships apparently lead to meetups.

 

[pandaburr]

DAYUM! I wish I had the GIF to mirror my face when I was reading this.

Um in all seriousness, I used to use this for flings and one offs strictly online. The last year and half I've really enjoyed making friends. Real friends. The personals are definitely all over the place and range from sharing fantasies to people actually searching for a connection. I totally get the confusion.

 

[Trulydominant]

Let’s all sit around a roaring fire, make some s’mores and sing kumbaya!

There are a few simple rules to follow.
1. Never eat the paste if glitter is involved.
2. The nerd you picked on in grade school is probably your boss.
3. Never eat the yellow snow.
4. If after sex she tells you “Its okay, it happens to a lot of guys!” She is just being nice!

We are all here for so many fun, creative and at times odd and unusual reasons.
Let’s play nice in the sandbox and remember that knowing is half the battle!!!

 

[Inkheart111583]

What I've noticed is that the personals have become basically become the heart of the forum as the limitations of the platform have forced people to use external applications. There are some who seem to want to put their perspective onto what the forum should be and so police other peoples behavior here. Its weird, but understandable.

 

[BigValley]

judgy and image thief

pornochic, it's amazing to me that you didn't mention that your main pic isn't you unless you are model Elizabeth Turner. Image search dude or dudette.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=elizabeth+turner+lingerie&form=HDRSC2&first=1&cw=1688&ch=838

Also, if you aren't into BDSM that's fine, but not everyone into it is a weirdo.

Have fun, try harder on your next profile.

Some people DO take this seriously. It's amazing to me. For me it's just a playground. I try to play, but people take it seriously... like, "yeah, I want to meet you", "call me", "let's get together". I guess you would really MEET someone from here? Wow!

 

[MarcoPaelo]

Sending you PM

 

[DeadlyDream]

I thought that was what personals were like also. But I'm not sure what I want. So I haven't written one. Good luck to yours though.

 

[TheWorldBuilder]

This has been a welcoming place for the month I've been here. Where did all these snide bastards suddenly appear from?

 

[Trulydominant]

From a galaxy far, far away!!!

 

[spiderwal]

When I first joined the site I thought the personals would be as you described but soon realised I was wrong, I much prefer your way but then like others have said it’s mainly men on here so it would be hard for us to actually find someone as the ladies would get bored of reading post after post of basically the same thing.

Also when I do finally see a post like yours I still fall short as I am a single guy so still can’t win, ha ha

I hope you find what you’re looking for though

X

 

[barefootgirl69]

Hmmmm... judging much? I mean... I do see that you enjoy a fair amount of incest. So perhaps you prefer to keep it close to home? For someone who has such taboo tastes, which for the record I couldn’t care what others do as long as they are of age and consenting, you sure like to cast some awfully big stones.
Sad really.
But then again, perhaps you don’t look like your profile pic. In that case, I wouldn’t want to meet anyone either. It would be an immense let down. For them anyway. Wow!

You don't know how much I enjoyed this post! I really, REALLY needed that laugh.

People use the personals for all sorts of reasons...to meet in person, or online; to find someone to chat with; or to talk dirty with. None of it is wrong, to each their own.

Main thing here - make Lit work for you. It's your experience and desire, no one else's.

Personally, I've met two of my best (platonic) friends in the flesh for lunch, and it was great to actually very nice.

 

[tedsbeds]

Hmmmm... judging much? I mean... I do see that you enjoy a fair amount of incest. So perhaps you prefer to keep it close to home? For someone who has such taboo tastes, which for the record I couldn’t care what others do as long as they are of age and consenting, you sure like to cast some awfully big stones.
Sad really.
But then again, perhaps you don’t look like your profile pic. In that case, I wouldn’t want to meet anyone either. It would be an immense let down. For them anyway. Wow!

I have often thought of meeting some of the interesting women here. Unfortunately all seem so far away, so I just try to arrange a cyber meet where there is no fear of STDs. BTW I have always wanted to meet a "cultured blond"

 

[FooledAround]

BTW I have always wanted to meet a "cultured blond"

You'll have a better chance if you are orange.......

 

[ToPleaseHim]

You criticize but at the same time dont respond.

You aren’t entitled to a response. No one is obligated to reply to every message they receive. Judging from your forum post, I would imagine you don’t get a lot of replies. Consider yourself and what you’re putting out there.

 

[LibraStud]

delete

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[Culturedblonde39]

Closed

I’m no longer looking.
Thanks for the messages. I needed a pick me up after being turned down 4 consecutive days in a row, for sex from my husband after a long wait. Sometimes the sexlessness of a committed relationship weighs so heavily, you do irrational things to make yourself feel “better”. To prove your worthiness for love and affection. The truth is, no one can pull you out of that darkness. No-one is responsible for making you feel better.

Thank you to the ladies who I conversed with. You were all lovely.

 

[MarcoPaelo]

All best, and only the very best, in your life.

You are a gracious and lovely lady, and I at least will carry away a memory of a beautiful flower, perhaps sprinkled with the dew of an early morning.

 

[StarGazer58]

I’m no longer looking.
Thanks for the messages. I needed a pick me up after being turned down 4 consecutive days in a row, for sex from my husband after a long wait. Sometimes the sexlessness of a committed relationship weighs so heavily, you do irrational things to make yourself feel “better”. To prove your worthiness for love and affection. The truth is, no one can pull you out of that darkness. No-one is responsible for making you feel better.

Thank you to the ladies who I conversed with. You were all lovely.

A lot of people come to Lit in an attempt to get the attention they are missing in real life so I would not consider posting on Lit to be irrational. I don't believe it can be a substitute for the real thing but it can provide something interesting to do at times.