"Literotica Oscars"

[*bratcat*]

 

[Angel]

We need a formal list of all awards, then a night or two of nominations, a judges panel to keep it all fair, a night or two of voting, and then an award ceremony.

 

[Laurel]

All right, kiddos...let's get cracking!

First, a list of awards...ideas?

Then, judges...

 

[Angel]

Prizes?

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

well

clown
courage
sweetest
sexy
integrity
mr and ms literotica
most poetic

 

[Angel]

Award Ideas Cause I'm Bored

Most Dramatic Interpretation of The Truth

Most Personalities to Appear From One UserName

Best Dance Duet in Political Thread

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

judges

problem child,guyjd,sweetcherry i nominate

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

idea

thread most likely to have nothing to do with the subject

 

[Renegade]

Can I be a judge!? I'll sentence Yayati to lifetime imprisonment at an all lesbian-male-hating prison!





What do you mean it's not that kind of judge???

 

[Cheyenne]

Drama queen (male and female category) (this one is "iffy" as it is a "negative tone" award in my book)

Most humorous (not the same as "clown")

Biggest heart

Cutest pet (as in cat, dog, etc.)

Sexiest avatar (male and female category)

Longevity (who has been here the longest and still posts?)

Best troll slayer

Best signature line

Best title

 

[BlondGirl]

More suggestions

oldest
most prolific post-er this year
most pix posted
most stories posted
bitchiest
sweetest
most annoying
most pathetic
snottiest
most long-winded
most surprizing
best personal ad
Most bizzarre

AV's:
Freakiest
prettiest
most delicious
most erotic
grossest


Hhhmmm.. I'll think of more later.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

... and of course ....

Best Speller - English American
Best Speller - English Canadian
Best Speller - English U.K.

... and

Best All Round Speller

 

[Mischka]

What is the time frame for the judging? From the inception of Lit, the past year (which translates to, what?, 12 Lit years?), the past three months? Are we keeping this only to General Board threads, or anywhere on Lit? Do we need to subdivide the categories? And how does one become a judge (hint, hint)?

OK, here are my category ideas:

• Best Performance by a Newbie
• Best Performance by an Oldie
• Best Single Avatar
• Best Avatar Series
• Best Signature Line
• Most Humourous Post
• Most Humourous Poster
• Most Humourous Thread
• Most Humourous Exchange (minimum of two posters, can appear in any type of thread)
• Most Serious Post
• Most Serious Poster
• Most Serious Thread
• Most Helpful Post
• Most Helpful Poster
• Most Helpful Thread
• Most Erotic/Sensual Post
• Most Erotic/Sensual Poster
• Most Erotic/Sensual Thread
• Best Erotic/Sensual Performance (minimum of two posters, can appear in any type of thread)
• I second Angel's title of Best Political Duet
• Tearjerker Post Award
• Most Eloquent Poster
• Best Grammarian
• The Sage Award
• Most Lovable Curmudgeon

I'd say we keep away from any negative awards. This should be a Happy Thread, damnit. And the acceptance speeches for the Most Inane Poster, etc. would be most dull anyway.

As for prizes, are we talking real or virtual? Purple dildos sprang to mind...

 

[Renegade]

Best thread starter

Cutest Lit-Couple

Biggest Flirt (could do this both female and male)

Thread Killer (more in humor rather then seriousness)

Best Political Debater

Best Moderator

Best Game Thread

Best Forum (other then the Gen board, of course)

Most Posts (Hey, it's the only thing I have a chance at winning )

 

[Angel]

I kind of like the more snide awards too. Some of us would love getting nominated for them

 

[Kymberley]

RE: iffy Drama King and Queen

why the hell not? After all, it is all in fun. And hell, who knows, they might actually get something out of it.


How about


Most Cryptic Posts


Most Inspirational Posts


Most Non-sensical


Barely Tolerable


Best High jacker of any thread (find a better word for that one)

 

[Angel]

Re: RE: iffy Drama King and Queen

Best High jacker of any thread (find a better word for that one)

Topic Snatcher?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Kymberley]

Re: Re: RE: iffy Drama King and Queen

Topic Snatcher?

Much Better Angel....thank you

 

[Isolde]

Well, if its all in fun how about

Poster who has left Lit the most often

and

Poster with the most dramatic "I'm Leaving Forever" post

 

[Renegade]

Well, if its all in fun how about

Poster who has left Lit the most often

and

Poster with the most dramatic "I'm Leaving Forever" post

LOL That would be good. Would it be limited to the "I'm leaving because Lit sucks/because of so and so bugging me" type leaving posts? I'm thinking the posts where people are leaving because of computer problems wouldn't count.

 

[Isolde]

LOL That would be good. Would it be limited to the "I'm leaving because Lit sucks/because of so and so bugging me" type leaving posts? I'm thinking the posts where people are leaving because of computer problems wouldn't count.

Oh, of course. There would have to be some kind of rant/tantrum contained in the post to qualify and length does count. Of course we could add an award for longest "I'm Leaving Forever" post in a separate category instead.

 

[XXplorher]

This was so good...I thought it needed a thread of its own!

I voluntarily gave up my crown...but who deserves it??

If I’m not nominated in SOME category there – I demand a recount.

 

[cymbidia]

I apologize if i've repeated any that have been already been suggested. I actually did read over all the previous posts to this thread but my mind is on slo-mo today.

1. Most missed former Literotician
2. Best advice giver
3. Most warm-hearted
4. Wisest
5. Kindest
6. Most apt to rush into where angels fear to tread
7. Most open about rl self
8. Most closed about rl self
9. Kinkiest
10. Most open-minded
11. Destined to be a famous Writer of Erotica
12. Most ascerbic wit
13. Kindest wit
14. Most uncompromising morals
15. Good shoulder to cry on
16. One whom most of us are secretly afraid of tangling with in a thread

As far as the judging, how about (to begin the discussion):
- Any and all registered Literoticians can vote.
- Ballots are sent via email to a special email acct
- one or two (no more) *totally* trustworthy people take the raw ballots, strip the posters name from them (tossing out ALL "unregistered" ballots or ballots from people with less than - say - 100 posts), and send them on to several tabulators.
- the tabulators keep a running count of who is nominated for each category
- at the end of a predefined period, the tabulators confer, and post a ballot that has the top three nicks for each category.
- more voting, same procedure
- final posting of 1st, 2nd, 3rd place in eacg category after a predefined period.

Too cumbersome?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

I want to be nominated! I must have some love in this contest.....anyone? anyone?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=38833