Literotica one liners...

[HeavyStick]

cut and paste your favorite one liners in here,


hic...

 

[Shaq]

"Let's go" Riff.

"____a lot of seriousity..." Private Vasquez

"And this one time at band camp..." Laurel

 

[crystalizedjoy]

"damn the man, save the empire!" Mark, Empire Records.

"and what the hell is that smell?" Will Smith, Independance Day.

"fly fat ass, fly!" Jay, Mallrats.

"fuck you, bob." Louis Black

 

[Shaq]

Oh...I thought it was one liners of posters...in that case...


"You talkin to me?" Robert De Niro

"Ay Curumba!" Bart Simpson

"D'oh!" Homer Simpson

"I came, I saw, I conquered" Julius Caesar

 

[SpiceCake]

Favorite one-liners

"I wasn't going to pick my nose, I was going to thump him!" Eric Palin

"You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya!" John Cleese

I love Monty Python!

 

[ExLimey]

Re: Favorite one-liners

I love Monty Python!

What? Behind the rabbit?

 

[miles]

Nice shoes

 

[ExLimey]

I got chunks of guys like you in my stool!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[red_rose]

Nice shoes

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but your name is Jack, right?

 

[TWB]

TWB: Hello.

 

[HeavyStick]

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

 

[miles]

Almost forgot.........



hic.........

 

[HeavyStick]

THUD...

 

[#1tankcomander]

Why don't you come up to my place sometime. -Mae West-
All you need is love. -John Lennon-
Shit happens! -Unknown-
Play it Sam. -Humphry Bogart-
Early bird gets the worm. -Benjamin Franklin-
Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country! -John F. Kennedy-
Up yours! -Randy Quaid-
That's all I gotta say 'bout that! -Forrest Gump-

 

[Ice Cold]

You're in charge of two things ring now jack and shit, and Jacl left town.

 

[april-wine]

I think that when the fuckers of the first part known hereafter as the "fuckers" fuck the parties of the second part hereafter known as the "fuckees" and the fucker and fuckee fuck up and have little fuckers, then if they fuck up or get fucked up then the fucker and fuckee have the right to tell everyone else to fuck off....tn_8tiv


Originally posted by Freya2
You are rude
You are demeaning to women
You have a massive ego
You are racist
You can't spell for shit
Your personality rivals that of a warthog
You are insulting
You are ignorant
In short, you are very resistible.

 

[MechaBlade]

"I've got to figure a way to put that in my sig line" - Pyper.

Yes, that IS the best I can do.

 

[april-wine]

Originally posted by Never
A lawyer would know better than I but doesn't the US have the same sort of law? I mean, I can't name my child 'Biggest Shit of my Life'.

 

[Eumenides]

something about licking grey matter struck me as wildly funny

 

[HeavyStick]

You're so ugly you could be a modern art master piece.

 

[april-wine]

Originally posted by IrishWolfhound


Thats why we wear kilts...sheep run when they hear zippers.

 

[HeavyStick]

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

 

[HeavyStick]

VD is nothing to clap about.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

Spelling buddy says..........


(Kills me every time!)