SusanJillParker
I'm 100% woman
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I've been writing stories on Literotica for 8 years and have been reading stories here even longer. It's time Literotica updated their front page.
"What do you all think? Don't you think it's time they updated their front page ala Google?"
Presently Literotica's front page has a white page with black and blue lettering. I feel as if I'm looking at a flag of Finland.
"Boring. I'm gagging."
Then, their logo of a woman in a bathing suit, what looks like she's a wannabe stripper holding onto an imaginary pole, just doesn't do it for me. I want to see the real thing, not just a black and white stick figure image or a faceless side view of a woman.
Laurel, let's have a new logo. After 16 years of the same old thing, it's time. We need to get you out of Windows XP and move you up to Windows 10. We need color. We need better graphics. We need animation. We look to you to inspire our imagination. When we see Literotica's front page we want shock and awe.
"Wow! Look at that front page. It's beautiful. I'm shocked. I'm in awe."
Get rid of the bathing suit on your logo of that woman. We want to see her naked. Give her blonde hair, big blue eyes, a prettier face, and bigger tits. Actually, have her look more like me (lol). We want to see her tits, her ass, and her pussy.
"I'd be happy to model for Manu...in the nude."
Have Manu give her a real pole, a full pole, a stripper's pole. Add a second woman on the other side of the pole. In the way that Google has all of that animation, we want to see some sexual action between the two women, a man and a woman, and/or two men.
As a temptation for anyone to go beyond Literotica's front page, we need more sexual teasing and erotic enticing.
Seriously, you need to get with the times Honey and update your graphics. You have a pool of talented designers and graphic artists who'd love to bring Literotica to the 21st century. Not to mention you have tens of thousands of erotica writers who'd loved to go nuts with your front page. I'm sure there are more web designers who read Literotica than there are accountants who read the Wall Street Journal.
C'mon people. This your chance to have your say. How would you improve the front page of Literotica? What would you do with the logo? Tell Laurel how color, graphics, and animation would make her front page so much better.
The way your front page is now, sorry to tell you this, but someone has to, it's a book by which your cover is judged.
"There, there. I'm sorry to be so brutally honest. I'm sorry to hurt your feelings. Please stop crying. Would it help if you gave me another Green E? I'm only trying to help. You didn't have to kick me."
Yet, if you will, imagine all of the money that could be made by updating the front page with color, graphics, and animation. I imagine tee shirts, hats, umbrellas, shopping bags, sweatshirts, jackets, sweatpants, key chains, and coffee mugs all with Literotica's new logo. In the way that Ralph Lauren has that stupid Polo pony, Laurel would have her colorful stripper graphic. I can just see it now.
"Wow!"
You're missing a big financial opportunity Laurel. This is your chance to cash in and move to Monte Carlo to live out your retirement with Vincenzo and the twins Vito and Mario, your future Italian lovers.
So...what do you say?
C'mon everyone show Laurel your support. Tell Laurel that you're just as unimpressed and bored with Literotica's front page as I am.
The way the front page now looks, it reminds me of Disney's first Mickey Mouse cartoon. Seriously, doesn't it?
Look. Even Manu is nodding his head up and down while holding his hands together with the hope of creating a new Literotica front page.
"Please?"
"What do you all think? Don't you think it's time they updated their front page ala Google?"
Presently Literotica's front page has a white page with black and blue lettering. I feel as if I'm looking at a flag of Finland.
"Boring. I'm gagging."
Then, their logo of a woman in a bathing suit, what looks like she's a wannabe stripper holding onto an imaginary pole, just doesn't do it for me. I want to see the real thing, not just a black and white stick figure image or a faceless side view of a woman.
Laurel, let's have a new logo. After 16 years of the same old thing, it's time. We need to get you out of Windows XP and move you up to Windows 10. We need color. We need better graphics. We need animation. We look to you to inspire our imagination. When we see Literotica's front page we want shock and awe.
"Wow! Look at that front page. It's beautiful. I'm shocked. I'm in awe."
Get rid of the bathing suit on your logo of that woman. We want to see her naked. Give her blonde hair, big blue eyes, a prettier face, and bigger tits. Actually, have her look more like me (lol). We want to see her tits, her ass, and her pussy.
"I'd be happy to model for Manu...in the nude."
Have Manu give her a real pole, a full pole, a stripper's pole. Add a second woman on the other side of the pole. In the way that Google has all of that animation, we want to see some sexual action between the two women, a man and a woman, and/or two men.
As a temptation for anyone to go beyond Literotica's front page, we need more sexual teasing and erotic enticing.
Seriously, you need to get with the times Honey and update your graphics. You have a pool of talented designers and graphic artists who'd love to bring Literotica to the 21st century. Not to mention you have tens of thousands of erotica writers who'd loved to go nuts with your front page. I'm sure there are more web designers who read Literotica than there are accountants who read the Wall Street Journal.
C'mon people. This your chance to have your say. How would you improve the front page of Literotica? What would you do with the logo? Tell Laurel how color, graphics, and animation would make her front page so much better.
The way your front page is now, sorry to tell you this, but someone has to, it's a book by which your cover is judged.
"There, there. I'm sorry to be so brutally honest. I'm sorry to hurt your feelings. Please stop crying. Would it help if you gave me another Green E? I'm only trying to help. You didn't have to kick me."
Yet, if you will, imagine all of the money that could be made by updating the front page with color, graphics, and animation. I imagine tee shirts, hats, umbrellas, shopping bags, sweatshirts, jackets, sweatpants, key chains, and coffee mugs all with Literotica's new logo. In the way that Ralph Lauren has that stupid Polo pony, Laurel would have her colorful stripper graphic. I can just see it now.
"Wow!"
You're missing a big financial opportunity Laurel. This is your chance to cash in and move to Monte Carlo to live out your retirement with Vincenzo and the twins Vito and Mario, your future Italian lovers.
So...what do you say?
C'mon everyone show Laurel your support. Tell Laurel that you're just as unimpressed and bored with Literotica's front page as I am.
The way the front page now looks, it reminds me of Disney's first Mickey Mouse cartoon. Seriously, doesn't it?
Look. Even Manu is nodding his head up and down while holding his hands together with the hope of creating a new Literotica front page.
"Please?"