Literotica needs a complaint forum

[Debbie]

My granny pants are losing their elasticity and after paying $1.99 for them I want my money back.

This forum needs a like button.

Or a share button so that when I read a post that blows my mind and I want EVERYONE on the gb to know it is AWESOME I can just click share.

But only one share per day per user.

Otherwise some wise ass will abuse it.

 

[MelissaBaby]

This isn't the complaint forum?

 

[Debbie]

This isn't the complaint forum?

You didn't hear it from me but the gb stands for the geriatric belligerents because the complaints forum was quashed as a possible name by the Clique.

 

[MelissaBaby]

You didn't hear it from me but the gb stands for the geriatric belligerents because the complaints forum was quashed as a possible name by the Clique.

All this time I thought GB stood for Gratuitous Bullshit.

 

[Fata Morgana]

All this time I thought GB stood for Gratuitous Bullshit.

Gormless Bastards.

 

[Debbie]

Ginormous Buttheads

 

[MelissaBaby]

Gaol Birds.

 

[Radiohead]

Gaol Birds.

At least one good one.

 

[MelissaBaby]

At least one good one.

I can't be the only one!

 

[Saint Peter]

Show us your tits!

 

[lovetoread]

Show us your manbewbs!!

 

[MelissaBaby]

Show us your tits!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/jailed-birds-illustration-two-inside-jail-31909298.jpg

 

[MelissaBaby]

Show us your tits!

Show us how hard your dick got talking about big engines with your friends.

 

[Saint Peter]

Show us your manbewbs!!

https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/t/jailed-birds-illustration-two-inside-jail-31909298.jpg

I am not fucking around here! I want to see some tits and I want to see them now.

Abnormally long hotdoggish nipples to the front of the line.

 

[Saint Peter]

Show us how hard your dick got talking about big engines with your friends.

It is poking my chin.


Did you click my linkies?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I am not fucking around here! I want to see some tits and I want to see them now.

Abnormally long hotdoggish nipples to the front of the line.

You disgusting animal.

 

[Saint Peter]

You disgusting animal.

Now it is poking my nose!

 

[MelissaBaby]

It is poking my chin.


Did you click my linkies?

Show your erection, damn it, not your erector set.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now it is poking my nose!

Ffs put Chunks on. I've had enough of your shit.

 

[Saint Peter]

Ffs put Chunks on. I've had enough of your shit.

*reported*

 

[Fata Morgana]

Show your erection, damn it, not your erector set.

He only gets one in the stable.

 

[Saint Peter]

or unstable

as the case may be

 

[Fata Morgana]

or unstable

as the case may be

Beastiality breeds contempt.

 

[SelfTawt]

You didn't hear it from me but the gb stands for the geriatric belligerents because the complaints forum was quashed as a possible name by the Clique.

Gregariously Bashful(?)
Generally bewildering(?)
Geocentrically botulized(?)
Giving Brainrot(?)
Getting Bent(?)
Gently Banging(?)

 

[MelissaBaby]

I want a toy like structural steel.


https://i.pinimg.com/736x/7d/ec/47/7dec47c8facc84a0fa98a858d62a1159--steel-structure-childhood-toys.jpg