Literotica Kitchen....aka...THE LOVE CAFE!

[tigerjen]

Good evening, dear citizens of Lit!

Friday 3/15/02, at 8:30pm EST, marks the opening of the
Literotica Kitchen........simply known affectionately as
"THE LOVE CAFE"!

Just drop on in, order some scrumptious appetizers, order
a lovely meal, or hell, just order up some sensuality! We
will also feature events such as poetry readings, live music,
and that special "once a month love-fest"....more to cum,
ahem....come!



tigerjen
Executive Chef/Owner, Literotica Kitchen, LLC

 

[Georgia Girl]

Great idea.......

can I order anything?

Is there a menu?

Can I sit anywhere?

Got any coffee?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Hi girls!

Can I get a cup of coffee?

 

[Georgia Girl]

Hey wait I found the menu.....

you can order men on this thing, hot damn. Its better than Burger King, pick your fetish and describe your man.

Life has just gotten good, very very good.

Dawn

PS: Des....here's your coffee love.

 

[Desdemona]

Thanks sugar

I don't want to order a man. But I'll be happy to help you choose one.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Sounds good, lets get to work.........

and by the end of the night you can have your own title.

Where to start?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Well, there's always New Zealand...

And then of course, Virginia, NC, and Colorado.

 

[Georgia Girl]

My brain isn't functioning........

VA?

I got the rest but I'm not getting that one.

Can I use one of my lifelines for a hint?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

Think about bears.

 

[Georgia Girl]

Peanut Butter, got ya.

Now for the hard part. Which to order?

Dawn

 

[Desdemona]

I knew you'd figure it out.

 

[Georgia Girl]

You gotta love peanut butter.

 

[Lady_Sam]

*settles into a corner booth*

A hazelnut latte' please. And can I see that menu of men Dawn?

 

[Georgia Girl]

But of course my love....

look over the menu and see what you like, personally I can't decide, I may need to make a large order and do a taste test.

Enjoy your latte, I'm having a caramel one with a bit of bittersweet chocolate in it.

Dawn

 

[cutie pie]

what a great cafe!

*stops in to check out the new place in town*

Hi, everybody!

One mocha cappuccino, please. *settling into the booth in the corner* Thank heavens this week is over!

 

[Georgia Girl]

Cutie Pie

Well hello there darling, its been a bit. Now tell me, why is it that you and Lady Sam are both in the corners? Come on up here and hang with me and Des.

Des....funky new av babe.

Dawn

 

[cutie pie]

thank ya kindly

*sipping my cappuccino* ah, delicious.

Des, pleasure to meet you.

Dawn, how are ya? Find anything you like on the menu?

 

[Space Wrangler]

hmmm... all of a sudden I am hungry...

**perusing the menu**

okayyy... I'll have some clams as an appetizer...

some tacos for the main course...

and for dessert... oh yes... a nice juicy peach...

DAMN... is gonna be difficult to eat with this hard on... perhaps this should be the Freudian Special.

 

[Desdemona]

Hi Lady Sam and Cutie Pie

Nice to meet you girls. Glad you like the new look, Dawnie.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Hugs Jen!

What a lovely place you have here! (It will compliment the LIT bar very well too!)

Hi everyone! Anybody want to share a pizza (or two)?

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[Desdemona]

Pizza!

Yumm. I'd like a slice please. Thanks Jenny.

 

[LipstickKitten]

Oh, what a wonderful idea.

Forget coffee. Give me a glass of red wine.

Hey, do you have a man sampler on the menu? That's the easiest way for me to choose.

 

[Olgentleman]

Something to go with your coffee

Ladies,

Would you like a little lickin' with your coffee?

Where should I start?

 

[sandiego_gordo]

grande latte si vous plait

mmmmm, tasty thinking babe, how about a bearclaw...uh, i mean tiger-claw of course

gordo

 

[alltherage]

I would love the nipple de jour for an appetizer. Perhaps the kitty in a box with peace slices as the main course. For desert I would like the woman in chocolate sauce with the whip cream please.

Does the restuarant have a cleanup service. I know I will need some help in this area after I complete my meal.