Literotica Isle

[BeachMomma]

We're going to take a little trip to Literotica Isle. I want you to tell me how you'd set up the island if you could have your every wish. What makes it special to you? Is it deserted or is it a resort destination? Theme parks or reading in a hammock while sipping on drinks with little umbrellas? Lots of people, parties, and night life or peace, quiet, and the harmony of nature?

Take us all to your Literotica Isle.

 

[Goldminingsux]

We're going to take a little trip to Literotica Isle. I want you to tell me how you'd set up the island if you could have your every wish. What makes it special to you? Is it deserted or is it a resort destination? Theme parks or reading in a hammock while sipping on drinks with little umbrellas? Lots of people, parties, and night life or peace, quiet, and the harmony of nature?

Take us all to your Literotica Isle.

Right now it's more like a nuclear tested atoll but it's all getting better...

I'm liking the idea of drifting to my own private Island

 

[BeachMomma]

My favorite fantasy is to be marooned on a deserted tropical island for about two weeks. My imaginary island is silent save for the sounds of waves crashing on the shore, birds in the nearby trees, and maybe a waterfall in the distance.

There's a well-stocked bar with a cute but discreet bartender. He knows to stay out of sight. If I want him, I'll come find him. He makes the best fruity drinks.

The selling point for my island would be all the books I could ever want to read and a hammock tied between two trees.

A bonfire would light up the night sky. The sunsets and sunrises are magical, breathtaking and too beautiful for words. At night, the sky would be so clear, you'd think you'd be able to reach up and grab a star from the sky.

And that, my friends, is my idea of paradise.

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Nice quiet little isle for just all of the people of Lit. A getaway to forget about all their problems for weekend or two...

 

[Goldminingsux]

Nice quiet little isle for just all of the people of Lit. A getaway to forget about all their problems for weekend or two...

I'll take that one!

 

[BeachMomma]

My Literotica Isle is my happy place. When things get me down or frazzled, I close my eyes, take a deep breath, and conjure up my island in my mind's eye. In the amount of time it took me to take that deep breath and exhale it, I'm calm again.

I go there often - even if it's just in my mind.

 

[Jett_73]

My favorite fantasy is to be marooned on a deserted tropical island for about two weeks. My imaginary island is silent save for the sounds of waves crashing on the shore, birds in the nearby trees, and maybe a waterfall in the distance.

There's a well-stocked bar with a cute but discreet bartender. He knows to stay out of sight. If I want him, I'll come find him. He makes the best fruity drinks.

The selling point for my island would be all the books I could ever want to read and a hammock tied between two trees.

A bonfire would light up the night sky. The sunsets and sunrises are magical, breathtaking and too beautiful for words. At night, the sky would be so clear, you'd think you'd be able to reach up and grab a star from the sky.

And that, my friends, is my idea of paradise.

I think your Isle is pretty much the same as mine, BeachMomma. Except I fix my own drinks. Silence and solitude ... *sigh*

 

[Devlishone4fun]

Mine, as your your ship is approaching the dock in the evening...

 

[BeachMomma]

I love literotica isle already! I've been there - in my imagination - several times since we moved in here. It probably kept me out of jail (or the unemployment office) a few times already.

What other suggestions would you guys have for our island? It's a big place. We have plenty of room to incorporate everybody's design preferences.

 

[blulilacgrl]

I love literotica isle already! I've been there - in my imagination - several times since we moved in here. It probably kept me out of jail (or the unemployment office) a few times already.

What other suggestions would you guys have for our island? It's a big place. We have plenty of room to incorporate everybody's design preferences.

It needs a natural spring. Do they have those on islands? At the very least we need a waterfall. Aaaaaannnd... oh oh! We need naked men to dance in the moonlight!

And...mango trees! And lobsters and crabs that you can just pluck from the ocean.

Okay my imagination is running away with me.

Can I string my hammock up next to yours? I love to lie about and read as well.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

I love literotica isle already! I've been there - in my imagination - several times since we moved in here. It probably kept me out of jail (or the unemployment office) a few times already.

What other suggestions would you guys have for our island? It's a big place. We have plenty of room to incorporate everybody's design preferences.

Overwater bungalow for times we want to sleep over the water,

Average temp 24/7 of 82degrees and always a light breeze,

Plenty of Kahlua Colada's

All the lobster we can eat...

No phone or Internet

And next boat out not for two months at least

 

[perkyT]

Lit Isle would be an everchanging place to suit my moods. At times, a stretch of white, sandy beach to walk in solitude so I can ponder & put my mind at ease. Another mood...long, woodsy trails leading into mountains so I can be awed by the absolute beauty of nature.

Of course, there would have to be the party spot where I can hang with Litster pals & flirt face to face...OH! A kitchen for these crazy chef litsters to cook to their heart's desire...and I can eat all the delish foods!!

Oh...but wait, there's more!!

 

[BeachMomma]

Natural spring, waterfall, crabs and lobsters jumping onto our plates! Check, check, checkeroonie!

I haven't been to my imaginary Literotica Isle in a while, and I apologize for that. I haven't been here because I've been busy building my *real* tropical paradise! In my apartment. I realized that I'm decorating it for the express purpose of fulfilling my fantasy paradise. The bedrooms and bathrooms are done in ocean tones - blues and greens. The living room, dining room, and kitchen are shades of the sunset. The only thing missing is my hammock and waterfall - and I'm going to put a waterfall in the dining room! The lanai is even in on the game! It has rocks and paving bricks in the corner with plants everywhere!

There's nothing so relaxing as coming home to your fantasy every night!

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

Waterfalls and lil hills to hike occasionally. Yup..plenty of fresh smelling flora... Like they have on Tahiti and Maui

 

[BeachMomma]

Lit Isle would be an everchanging place to suit my moods. At times, a stretch of white, sandy beach to walk in solitude so I can ponder & put my mind at ease. Another mood...long, woodsy trails leading into mountains so I can be awed by the absolute beauty of nature.

Of course, there would have to be the party spot where I can hang with Litster pals & flirt face to face...OH! A kitchen for these crazy chef litsters to cook to their heart's desire...and I can eat all the delish foods!!

Oh...but wait, there's more!!

I absolutely must insist that no bugs, poison ivy or its ilk, or scary creepy crawlie things be allowed on Lit Isle!

Other than that, our imaginations are the limit!

 

[perkyT]

I absolutely must insist that no bugs, poison ivy or its ilk, or scary creepy crawlie things be allowed on Lit Isle!

Other than that, our imaginations are the limit!

*releases the inhabitants of my bug house*

OK...but how 'bout these beautiful garden spiders that spin the most fantastical webs?? Please???

 

[BeachMomma]

*releases the inhabitants of my bug house*

OK...but how 'bout these beautiful garden spiders that spin the most fantastical webs?? Please???

ARGH! OK, where's that bartender? He's useful for more than making me drinks and keeping me.....happy. If he does those well, he'll make me forget about any creepy crawlies!

 

[Thandi]

I want a little hobby farm....fresh non GMO veggies & fruits...goats for cheese & knitting their lovely angora coats. Horses! Must have horses for riding on the beach!

 

[luvthedesserts]

I’ve always threatened my family if I ever make my fortune, and the magic 8 ball keeps saying not a freaking chance asshat, that I’d find a nice tropical island and never come back. It would be totally uninhabited, other than me and a specific guest or two. A nice cold spring would run off the lush green mountainside into a pure blue pool where you could see the fish swimming about. It would have white sandy beaches, open air huts built by me, an irrigation system for the garden, winery, and distillery. Wild chickens for when I need my meat fix. Electricity, internet, TV, and well, all modern conveniences except a toilet and water heater would be banned. The water heater is only in case I want to watch a Litster bathe in the clawfoot tub. The library of my dreams would be there with the coziest cabana chairs imaginable. They’d be situated in all sorts of spots just for the view. The kind of chairs you could crawl into for the day and never need to crawl back out of. The only worries on the island would be if you want fish, chicken, or fruit with your alcohol and what book to read.

 

[BeachMomma]

Horses definitely! Our fictional bartender can double as stable hand when he isn't busy servicing the ladies of Lit!

LTD, you're welcome to Lit Isle, but just be warned. I am the dicktator here.

 

[luvthedesserts]

Horses definitely! Our fictional bartender can double as stable hand when he isn't busy servicing the ladies of Lit!

LTD, you're welcome to Lit Isle, but just be warned. I am the dicktator here.

Like that'll last with me and my love of Coup d'éta tas

 

[DaemonOfSin]

An island that is about a 45 minute drive by boat to another island. My island is empty save for the one and only house on it. I am the only human on the island and my dog is there along with the wild animals. The house is fully stocked Sorry my island does not have horses. Having actually owned one I am not a fan of them. It's just a nice, peaceful, and relaxing. Has a hammock hung between two trees in the shade. A lounge chair on the beach with one of the huge umbrellas next to it in case it gets to hot. Also has satellite tv and TONS of books. I mean a huge two story library that has all my favorite reads.

 

[BeachMomma]

When it comes down to a war of cocks vs. tatas, the tatas win. Every time. The pussies that belong to the tatas make sure of it.

Sorry, but I can't have a TV, phone, or anything technological on my island. It just ain't happening. I'm all over that huge library though. Mysteries, erotica, historical fiction and non-fiction, psychological thrillers, and the list goes on and on.

Oh, and my island must also have music. Not so much commercial music, but instruments and music to play. OK, maybe it can have some commercial music too. It'll need a DJ! BRAD!

 

[luvthedesserts]

When it comes down to a war of cocks vs. tatas, the tatas win. Every time. The pussies that belong to the tatas make sure of it.

Sorry, but I can't have a TV, phone, or anything technological on my island. It just ain't happening. I'm all over that huge library though. Mysteries, erotica, historical fiction and non-fiction, psychological thrillers, and the list goes on and on.

Oh, and my island must also have music. Not so much commercial music, but instruments and music to play. OK, maybe it can have some commercial music too. It'll need a DJ! BRAD!

That snort almost sprained a kidney. Sorry, I'm not house broken or beaten down enough to buy a minivan and trudge spinelessly after the opposite sex while holding her bag as she shops. The installment plan for obedience is the quickest way to get kicked to the curb.


And if you read your first post, you asked us to describe our island. Your failed dictatorship has really fried your memory.

 

[Sun Tan Guy]

When it comes down to a war of cocks vs. tatas, the tatas win. Every time. The pussies that belong to the tatas make sure of it.

Sorry, but I can't have a TV, phone, or anything technological on my island. It just ain't happening. I'm all over that huge library though. Mysteries, erotica, historical fiction and non-fiction, psychological thrillers, and the list goes on and on.

Oh, and my island must also have music. Not so much commercial music, but instruments and music to play. OK, maybe it can have some commercial music too. It'll need a DJ! BRAD!

Absolutely the way it should be to have tata's win over cocks.. My preferred place!

Female dictatoress? I love it!

Plenty of tropical, Jamaican musician sounds and Jimmy Buffet can join to play!

Snorkels, scuba equipment, Hawaiian canoes, bicycles, and lots of Turtles in the ocean... Along with seal lions and horses is good!

I would add electricity.... For a/c if it gets occasionally too humid..... Hawaiian long board beer and Coors Light along with Yellow Tail wine- Red Roo.... Well, looks like electricity needed for the refrigerator!