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[Jack_will_i_am]

that makes me wish I was older. The number of girls on here around my age looking for daddys/married/older men by far beats those looking for someone their own age by the looks of the personals.

I get it, I enjoy a yummy mummy as much as the next guy, but there seems to be more of a shortage this end. Anyway, more power to you gentleman...

 

[shymale57]

that makes me wish I was older. The number of girls on here around my age looking for daddys/married/older men by far beats those looking for someone their own age by the looks of the personals.

I get it, I enjoy a yummy mummy as much as the next guy, but there seems to be more of a shortage this end. Anyway, more power to you gentleman...

i AM older and can't find anyone interested then again when i was young i couldn't either
thank god for alcohol and poor judgement, otherwise i'd still be a virgin

 

[beingtrue2me]

that makes me wish I was older. The number of girls on here around my age looking for daddys/married/older men by far beats those looking for someone their own age by the looks of the personals.

I get it, I enjoy a yummy mummy as much as the next guy, but there seems to be more of a shortage this end. Anyway, more power to you gentleman...

Your profile says you are 22. Enjoy it. Seriously. Tomorrow you'll wake up on the wrong side of your youth scratching your ever balding head and rubbing your expanded waist line and wondering where on earth the time went. Enjoy every minute of it. I am cause I know I cannot get it back.

thank god for alcohol and poor judgement, otherwise i'd still be a virgin

Made me smile.

 

[Anomaly1964]

I just turned 50 and am like....WTF??

 

[beingtrue2me]

I just turned 50 and am like....WTF??

And a very sexy 50 at that.

 

[Anomaly1964]

And a very sexy 50 at that.

Check is in the mail...

 

[beingtrue2me]

Check is in the mail...

What I want to be paid with, you cannot give me.

 

[Anomaly1964]

What I want to be paid with, you cannot give me.

I'm sure we could work out some form of deposit...

 

[SeductiveLola]

the grass is always greener

I don't discriminate really. The older married guy is definitely the sexy taboo preference to feel naughty over but, while I'm 23 myself, a younger more my age guy can do the job just as well! And if I can't shake the mood for older we could always pretend

 

[beingtrue2me]

I'm sure we could work out some form of deposit...

Those deposits are non refundable

 

[free_and_easy]

Great thread! Old and young we all struggle at times ..

 

[Anomaly1964]

Those deposits are non refundable

Of course they are...


...but such a great yield on return.

 

[beingtrue2me]

Of course they are...


...but such a great yield on return.

I'll remind you of this remark someday as I'm wiping your tears.

 

[Anomaly1964]

I'll remind you of this remark someday as I'm wiping your tears.

A pain we know and share...

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'm sure most ages have their problems - the young think everyone is looking for a Daddy/Mummy type, the old think everyone wants fit and nubile twenty somethings, and we in the middle fall between both stools and therefore satisfy no-one.

Not me, of course. I'm beating them off with a stick. But in general I'm sure what I wrote is true.

 

[Jack_will_i_am]

This got quite a reaction.

You see if my personals got as much attention as this funny little thread did then I wouldn't be saying these things!

Of course I'm not wishing my life away though I love being 22, but here it does seem to count against you. Maybe it is simply the grass is greener. I've enjoyed all the witty responses by the way!

SeductiveLola - I'm great at pretending!

 

[dontfallforme]

Theres just many more guys...


And I wouldnt worry about it. More then half of those *girls your age posting* are guys too

 

[mike_confident]

that makes me wish I was older. The number of girls on here around my age looking for daddys/married/older men by far beats those looking for someone their own age by the looks of the personals.

I get it, I enjoy a yummy mummy as much as the next guy, but there seems to be more of a shortage this end. Anyway, more power to you gentleman...

because half of them are men pretending to be young girls.
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