Literotica dictionary definitions

[Problem Child]

Here are a few definitions we can use to shorten up posts around here...a sort of a "Literotica language".

Please feel free to add your own. 100 Lit points for the best one about me. (I'll regret that, I'm sure) hehe


A_J-

To totally confuse and make bewildered.
"Don't talk to me dude...I'm pretty AJ'ed right now".

Ambro- (see also "Nitelight")

A short stinging retort, usually nonsensical, seemingly intended more for the amusement of the poster than the reader.
"He is the best at the Ambro that I've seen in a while".

BobToad-(see also "Todd")

Intensely focused, esp. on ones political or religious beliefs, one who doesn't quit easily.
"He never gives up. He's very Bobtoad."

Deborah-

To attack relentlessly and viciously.
"Wow....she really went Deborah, didn't she!"

G.R. (see also Starfish)

To post while stoned to the bejeezus belt on hi-grade ganja AND NOTHING BUT HI-GRADE GANJA.
"Wow...bizarre post. He must have been way G.R. when he wrote that..."

KidRock-

Unredeemable dickhead.
"I'd like to get to know him, but he's just such a KidRock. It's not worth it."

KillerMuffin-(see also "KM", "muffin", "muffie")

To evade and confound while causing extreme arousal.
"Fuck...I've been Muffined..."

Lavender-

The tendency to think analytically and believe in left-wing philosophies.
"I really dig her, even though she's so Lavender."

Laurel-

To mediate or settle disputes; a balanced point of view.
"I wish we had someone to add a little Laurel to this debate".

MP-

A highly intelligent, though endlessly long and overly verbose post.
"I would have read that post, but it was just too MP."

PurpleHaze-

A guerilla type humorous sneak attack.
"I laughed my fucking ass off. That was definitely a PurpleHaze."

Sparky-

To defecate or urinate.
"Damn, I just took a big 'ol Sparky and now I feel great!"

Texan

A rookie poster who adds to any debate immediately upon arrival.
"Sure he's new, but he's our best Texan, don't you agree?"

WeirdHarold-

To be ever-helpful and unfailingly polite.
"I so wanted to rip him a new asshole for that post, but I didn't have the heart...he's just too WeirdHarold for me to do it."

WriterDom-

1) To post extreme opinions with the intent of causing volatile debate. 2) To stir shit.
A: “Wow...those guys were pissed last night, weren't they?”
B: “Yeah, they walked right into a WriterDom.”

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

He's the newest good poster on serious topics. Has nothing to do with where he's from.

If I had done this list back in April the definition would be called a "Lavender".

 

[p_p_man]

I claim first prize...

Problem Child the ability to introduce interesting and controversial subjects:

God this is boring we need to Problem Child this.

 

[Problem Child]

Not bad my boisterous Brit. You claim the prize unless someone comes up with a better one.

 

[Purple Haze]

I don't give a fuck what your favorite cheese is.

Post another stupid poll, and I'll ProblemChild ya upside the head!

 

[Problem Child]

actually...

I liked the "smartest person at Lit" poll.

Easiest multiple choice test I've ever taken.

hehe...

 

[Purple Haze]

Re: actually...

Easiest multiple choice test I've ever taken.

You weren't in the military I take it.

 

[Problem Child]

Sure I was, Joker. Army, three years.

The ASVAB wasn't hard, but at least the answers varied...

 

[Guest]

you forgot the definition of Troll

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Starfish]

I don't think I've been this poorly misrepresented in my whole life...
P.C. I tsk at you, and walk off in a huff......



NOTICE:
"G.R. (see also Starfish)

To post while stoned or otherwise psychically altered.
"Wow...bizarre post. He must have been way G.R. when he wrote that..."......Is an erroneous statement!

I DO NOT DO ANYOTHER DRUGS THAN MARIJUANA, AND AT THAT, ONLY THE DIGGITY DANK! (no dirt weed or resin hits here)

To be otherwise physically altered would not constitute a G.R.!

Noone will use my PRECIOUS name in relation to alcohol or drugs OF ANYKIND, unless refering to Cannibis Sativa.

For the proper terminology consult the definitions for the words...
Evil Boll Weavil or Dark Angel

 

[Angel]

Damn, and I wanted to just sit and get totally starfished tonight.

 

[Starfish]

*lol*


You can, if you've got the green!

If not, then I'll let you slide on this one.

 

[WriterDom]

There is a kinder gentler WriterDom with a thousand points of light, but the other side needs more help.

 

[lavender]

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Oh my gawd, that is the best post

since April's post about the animal consent in the stories !

 

[Problem Child]

There, I edited it for you Starfishy.

 

[Laurel]

EvilBollWeevil - to be totally and unrelentingly contrary on an issue close to many BB'ers hearts.

i.e. "Then she argued the virtues of slut wife stories with a nun! How EBW of her!"

 

[Laurel]

Angel - to tell how you feel, damn the consequences.

i.e. "When he told that one poster to quit whining and go apologize to his girlfriend, I thought that was pretty damn Angel of him..."

 

[Never]

Cheyenned: [verb]
1. To continuously support a rightist theory despite the leftist leanings of the board.
2. To intelligently defend one's beliefs even when the 'majority' would rather you just agree with them.

adoritrice: [verb]
1. To stalk a willing person.
Exp: "Don't look now Cindy but that cute guy is totally adoritricing you!"

Laurel: [noun]
1. A person in a position of power who rarely enforces their authority despite a strong urge to occasionally bitchsmack the hell out of some pest.
Exp: "I know everyone says Prof. Hakins is hard but I think he's a complete Laurel."

Literotican: [noun]
1. A person whose sexual tastes do not always conform to prudent interests.
2. Any intelligent and highly opinionated person.

 

[Never]

felix: [verb]
1. To take any philosophical question and reduce it to a complex equation which only a few can understand.

slutboy: [noun]
1. A teacher prone to introducting philosphical or political socratic questions in order to have his or her students find the answer on their own.

 

[Andra_Jenny]

I AM A

LITOROTICAN!

and very drunk, but fuck, ahm at da top o' da list...


I'm somebody...



FROM THE JERK!

 

[Laurel]

Thomas Paine (verb)
To have been around Literotica since the beginning of time, yet have less 100 posts. To disappear for long lengths of time, then appear out of nowhere with a brilliant and concise analysis. (See Also RonG.)

i.e. "I tried to bullshit my way through an argument, but some jerk came along and Thomas Paine'd me! That's what I get for having no Common Sense!"

 

[Andra_Jenny]

POINT!

you da mistress!