Literotica Bar, always open!

[Dragonette]

Literotica Games Bar, always open!

Hello all

I opened a bar, a friendly place for all of us.

It's 24 hours, in virtual, the barman/barwoman and the waiters/waitressess are perfect.

It's does not cost you anything but a smile and a willingness to be friendly.

A place to drop in, have a few drinks of your choice, tea, coffee, water, beer, wine or spirits!
Whatever your feel like!
Play games maybe?

Say hello, meet the people, sit back and relax, watch and listen, then join in.

At this moment I am the hostess, but I need sleep occasionally and can't be here all the time, so I welcome you all and hope you will be as friendly (as I know you will be) to all the new ones!

So do visit, have a drink of whatever, mix and chat, leave messages and enjoy!.

Bring all your friends!

Happy New Year!

 

[knightstalker]

Hey bartender give me a shot of wiskey with a beer chaser..Going to the family christmas gathering and need it...Some of these relatives of mine will drive you crazy..Cheers and Merry Christmas

 

[SexuallyGifted]

I have a miller genuine draft

 

[Dragonette]

You got it!

The service here is fantastic, you want - you get!

I do understand the fun you will be (not) having and the need for.....

So, go do it, smile and say all the right words, then come back and have a drink and relax, there is a shouder or an ear if needed!

I may not always be here, but then, there will be others, I hope!

This is a friendly bar!

So come back soon!

The hostess, hopefully with the mostest!

(friendly anyway!)

lol

 

[knightstalker]

Thanks dragonette,I thinki like this place already..After today i may need that shoulder and ear ..See ya around

 

[Dragonette]

Oh!

Looks up, eyes very bleary, hears a voice asking for a 'miller genuine draft'

Smiles sleepily but knows the barman will know what that is.


"SexuallyGifted is my name" he mumbles, as he grabs his drink, looks like a beer I thnk.

"hi there" i say, "Do sit down, excuse me, I am kinda tired, oh yeah, Merry Christmas!"

 

[SINthysist]

I have some questions.

So, who'll be the first one 86'ed?

Who'll have the first virtual fight over some gal?

What's in the well?

Whose the house band?

Make mine a bourbon and coke (light on the coke). I am a notoriously heavy tipper (both of my glass and the waitress/waiter).

 

[Dragonette]

Always!

Oh yes, for a knightstalker, I might prefer to take you under my wing!

I have a fascination for knights, as long as they get over that stuff about about slaying dragons!

So, I have an ear, shoulder, wing, talon or warm firey breath for you, whenever you are game!

Or.......

Enjoy, come back, if this dragon is not your fantasy, then hopefully you may meet someone who is!

Oh, now it seems I am making my bar a matchmaker!
Grins, oh well, nothing wrong with that, it's virtual, but just maybe....

Dreams and wishes can come true!

Maybe later I will have to rename it?

LOL

 

[knightstalker]

Are you hiring for bouncers..i have worked a few bars part time..

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Gosh, I'll never get out of Lit today!

Toasting Dragonette again! "Another CC/Ginger, please".

You worked very quickly expanding your pub! Looks great!

Now, I must leave soon (I must, I really really must!).

I'll definitely stop by as soon as I get my last minute errands taken care of!

Cheers Dragonette (as I quickly drain my glass). See ya, later. (hic...)

 

[Wiggles]

<wandering in>
Hey! Wheres the jukebox?
I got a few quarters, any preferences?

No, we are not listening to Who Let the Dog's Out.
Or any of that Pop crap.

 

[Dragonette]

HUH? SINthysist

<shakes head>

Sees SINthysist, says hi, welcome

Pardon?

Kankas and at 1957, well dear you lost me, what's an 86?
You are only a few years younger than moi!
Does that mean a knock out?
Well then maybe knightstalker can help, but it's my bar, virtual, so I do have my own bouncers!

Fights over gals, well why not, it's always a compliment and here the physical don't hurt, only the mental feelings.
As a tough old dragon, may I warn you, do not try any of those games in my bar!

It may be virtual, but honesty is always the best policy!
Look up, see the sign above the door - only honest, true people allowed, games must always be honest! Truth always!
You can play of course, but state the truth first!

This is a place to meet, to chat, make friends, be honest, shoulders and ears if needed, but fights and lies, why?

House band?
What ever you wish for.

What means <in the well?>
Again lost me!

 

[Dragonette]

Bouncers?

HHHHHmmmmmm, well I might hire, depends of course!

Would you be my personal bouncer?

Auditions first of course!

Evil chuckle

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Helping our aussie friend

HHHHHmmmmmm, well I might hire, depends of course!
Would you be my personal bouncer?
Auditions first of course!
Evil chuckle

Wow this place really did expand! I left out the "Personal" side, and find myself back in through the "General" door!

To be "86"ed from anywhere is to be thrown out and refused service again, usually for life! (Bouncers are good at making sure the unwanted do NOT come back!)

"In the well" means house specialties (I think!).

I'm really FOR REAL leaving now!!

 

[Dragonette]

Jenny friend

Yeah, seems to be getting popular, I have been trying to leave for ages!

But....

Oh well, all I need to do is go to bed and sleep, so why not stay and welcome everyone!

Now a favour my friend, when I am not here, will you be hostess please!

Smiling nicely at my friend!

You can undersand why I started this bar, so help me, ok?

No pressure, just as is!

 

[StondTmplPilot]

*wanders in humming the hamony to "plush" *

Excuse me, may i have a diet coke please? May I suggest rather than having a band, and being pigeonholed to listening to one sound, that you have a group of voluntary DJ's? That way you get an eclectic mix of all kinds of good music that we all can enjoy. And, maybe some of us will hear something new that we find we like!

 

[Dragonette]

Wiggles!

No need for a quarter or a few cents worth.
Not even the pounds or kilos!

Here you get what you want!

Put in value and invest it wisely.

Smiles

 

[AStormyOne]

Wondering back in the bar

Being new in town, I don't really know anyone, and I find myself drawn to the friendly bar. The faces are usually vaguely familiar, as if I have seen them down a different path in town. Most, I have never talked to, but many seem very nice. I smile at Wiggles over at the jukebox, taking suggestions for songs to play. StondTmplPilot looks like he is waiting for a good game of pool. Wish I knew how to play.....

"Bartender, can I have your specialty please," Storm asks as she sits at the table, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.

Storm

 

[PHANTOM5875]

<hangs coat on the coat tree>

"Hey everybody!" Man, got a crowd already!

Oh, bartender? I'd like a scotch and soda. Easy on the ice.

Mmmm...good stuff!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ALL!

 

[SINthysist]

The 86 and the well questions have been answered. I too, used to be a "Doorman." I prefer that term to bouncer. It reinforces the idea that you are there to provide hospitality to the clientel. Bouncer sounds like a guy looking for trouble. Great name for a Rotwieler (sp?) though.

 

[AStormyOne]

<shakes head confusedly> Was this the same bar I was in earlier??? Hmmmm There's Dragonette, and Jenny... Oh well! This drink is really good, and the people are friendly. Thats all that matters.

Storm

 

[StondTmplPilot]

Re: Wondering back in the bar

StondTmplPilot looks like he is waiting for a good game of pool. Wish I knew how to play.....

"Bartender, can I have your specialty please," Storm asks as she sits at the table, enjoying the friendly atmosphere.

Storm

I didn't know how to play either until I grabbed a cue one night at the bar and started learning. Before long I was buying my own cue, and playing a game or two nearly every night after work.

*sips his diet coke*

You would be amazed at how basically simple, the game of pool is. It is also a great way to meet people, and the best part of it, if you meet an asshole, it's so very satisfying to beat them. Oh, it's a lot of fun too!

 

[AStormyOne]

"Sounds like a game

I would like to learn. Basically all I know, is you take the pool stick there, chalk it up with blue chalk (why, I have no idea), and hit the cue ball." Storm looks at StondTmplPilot, thinking maybe she has made a new friend.

"Care to teach me?"

 

[StondTmplPilot]

*smiling, he digs some quarters out of his pocket, inserts them into the pool table and begins rackin em up*

I'd love to play a game, and I'll help you anyway I can. First thing you need to know is that when handling the cue stick, you don't need to hold it tight, just let it rest in your curled fingers. Your stance should be comfortable, and allow you to extend your shooting arm fully. Take a couple practice strokes, to get a feel for your cue, then break em up! All you need to do is hit the cue ball as hard as you can at the rack and hope one goes in. As you get better, you will find a method of breaking that suits you well, and more often than not, sink a ball or two on the break. The purpose of the chalk is to increase friction between the tip of the cue and the ball. This reduces miscues, and is why it is a good idea to chalk before each shot.

 

[AStormyOne]

"This looks like a good cue stick for me," I say, eyeing the stick to see if it is crooked. I stand at the end of the pool table, taking a couple practice shots... "Like that?" At StondTmplPilot's nod, I hit the cue ball to break, becoming excited when most of the balls break up. Even if nothing did go in the hole.

Storm