Lit Threat - paranoid?

[TheeGoatPig]

I assume your work has something to do with the building trades...I can see how things can get pretty infuckingtense. What do you do?

Architectural computer draftsman. The architect who threatened me is 72 years old (more than twice my age), and a little man at that who has never done a violent thing ever.

 

[SlickTony]

My, my. What had you done?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

My, my. What had you done?

I don't remember exactly. It was a few mistakes, but they weren't bad enough to warrant a death threat *shrugs*

 

[bruce_steele]

??

I opened that story...and i read until: "My bowels turned to water in my belly"..didnt find anything offensive till then...

 

[floweringquince]

Selena,

You've covered your bases by reporting it to Laurel, as was only wise and reasonable. Now's the time to figure that the guy's a half-brained chucklehead with a dick too small to decently fuck a gnat, and stop worrying.

My mother was a teacher in an inner-city high school who graded her students on merit. She averaged about one death threat per academic year. She's retired now, but still very much alive

- Quince


PS. (This is not strictly appropriate here, for which I apologize, but -

Architectural computer draftsman.

I'm an engineer, and I got a magnificent belly laugh out of thinking of what a drafter might do that could make me want to threaten his or her life. (I'd never actually make such a threat, but that's because I'm not a half-brained chucklehead with a dick too small to decently fuck a gnat.)

The worst thing I've ever heard of a drafter doing was putting breaks in the pattern of an all-over textured background. The problem wasn't apparent on the 11 x 14 inch "half-size" drawings that we usually worked with, and the engineer (who happened to be a woman) approved the drawing.
But when it was printed off as a 24 x 36 inch "full-size" drawing, it became much more apparent that the breaks in the pattern formed the outline of a "mud flap girl."

 

[Guest]

Very glad you reported it. That's not being paranoid, just cautious.

Hopefully the idiot will find another place to send his hate mail.

 

[LB_2006]

Hey SK! Gotta say I'm a big fan of your stuff...

You did the right thing in reporting it, but my first take was "Basement Dwelling Sock Fucker". Hopefully he'll move on to another board if he doesn't feel welcome here. I'm sure it's easy to intimidate people on the Dungeons and Dragons board...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Hey SK! Gotta say I'm a big fan of your stuff...

You did the right thing in reporting it, but my first take was "Basement Dwelling Sock Fucker"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I may just have to use that turn of phrase in a story...

 

[LB_2006]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay I may just have to use that turn of phrase in a story...

Glad I made you laugh. I WILL look for that in an upcoming story.

 

[Boota]

I like death threats online. The emptier the better. I get a special thrill from knowing that these pussies making the threats would shit themselves if they were face to face with me. LOL.

 

[Vermilion]

Yikes.
I'm too trusting with people online. I know I am. Now to make myself stop....
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