Lit style "SPACE BALLS" castin call

[Sweetp4u]

Casting call for possible Thread..

Who has seen all the Star Wars movies? Or just one.. And Space balls?

Who has a sense of humor and can be wickedly funny?

you get the general idea of this thread, IF there is enough of a response to make this thread..

Anyone interested? Apply here, see if we can find some funny people with a horny streak... Do it SRP Style

Make up a short scene, existing Star Wars scene or just off the top of your head.

1. make it funny
2. make it naughty

 

[The GrandMage]

Okay, I've got an idea.
Note I will not be using these characters should the thread be made.

Yoda: "Mmmm, hot ass that padawan has, yes."
Nameless Jedi: "Master Yoda, should you be speaking of such things?"
Yoda: "Horny sometimes are we all, yes. Control over loins need Jedi, yess."
Nameless Jedi: "No, I meant should you be talking like that when you know you can't get any. Look at you, you barely come up to my waist!"
Yoda: "Smack up bitch Jedi I will, yess. Small I may be, but size, matter not it does."
Nameless Jedi: "Bullshit. How you gonna score any, shorty?"
Yoda: "Observe the master you will, yes. Padawan! To Master Yoda you come, yes?"
Padawan: "Yes, Master Yoda?"
Yoda: (Waving hand in front of Padawan.) "Sex with master Yoda you crave, yes?"
Padawan: "Sex with Master Yoda I crave, Yes."
Yoda: "Proof that is, yes?"
Nameless Jedi: "Why didn't I think of that?"
Yoda: "Asshole you are, yes?"

 

[Sweetp4u]

LOL

Sicko.. that is abusing the "Force"!

Good job you passed, but you knew that huh?

 

[msboy8]

Screen Test

Han Solo: "Chewey, get your paws off me. We have paying guests and I'm trying to 'chat-up' the princess."

Chewbacca: "OOoooooooaaaaahhhhhhhhhh"

Han Solo: " Yes, I know you're horny. You'll just have to wait."

Chewbacca: "OOOooooooaaahhhhhhh"

Han Solo: "Okay, Okay.... If I get lucky with the girl, you can have the young boy. And the old man can just play with his Flesh Sabre. I've heard Jedis are used to that."

Chewbacca: "OOOooooaaaaahhhhhhh"

Han Solo: "No I won't tell the boy you're NOT a girl. With all that hair, how will he know anyways."

Chewbacca: "Oooooooaaaaahhhhhhh"

Han Solo: "Yes, I suppose fucking him up the ass would give it away, try not to do that. Tie fighters, watch out!"

Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.

 

[msboy8]

Just to let you know, because of the different sun, Chewbacca's fur at home looks hot pink, not brown. He is known as a flaming homosexual Wookie all over the quadrant.

Well, am I in or do I have cooties and don't know it? haha

 

[Steiner]

<mechanical breathing>"Captain, bring that rebel trade delegate we captured to my quarters. I think the time is right for interrogation and "re education".

"At once, Lord Vader."

<mechanical breathing>"Be sure to bring her aides as well. I intend to be most... ...thorough."

"Are you sure, my Lord? Can you properly, err, interrogate all six of them? Will you need help?"

<mechanical breathing> "Captain, I find your lack of faith... ...disturbing."

<choking noise followed by cartilige snapping>

 

[msboy8]

C3PO: R2, run into that wall.

R2D2: Beep beep Whistle

C3PO: Yes, you. I am the superior robot.

R2D2: Whistle beep whistle beep beep whistle.

C3PO: Of course I am smart enough to run into that wall without damaging my circuits. Watch...

BUMP

Shameless Bump for this thread...

 

[Sweetp4u]

*chuckles*

Well you two are counted amoung the funny Thanks for responding. We're still waiting to see if a couple more have a funny bone!

 

[daddieslildarlin]

k you said space balls or star wars right?

Lonestar and companions are marching, exhausted, thirsty and horny through the desert...

Dog: Fifi...Fifi...mmm Fifi, you naughty little poodle you!

Lonestar:....lube....lube

Dot:.....R2.....R2, mmm and C3P0!!

Vespa:.....Lonestar.....Lonestar!! (why did i let that man throw out my industrial sized vibrator!)....Lonestar!!

or

Jar Jar: weesa gonna screw? Okieday, me just get ready, you want me on top or bottom?

Boss Nas: Yousa be my bitch, Meesa be on top!

Jar Jar: Okieday Boss Nas, but you was on top last time and meesa was banished... yousa say meesa was clumsy, but you just think meesa not tight enough anymore... is yousa fault

Boss Nas: YOUSA!! Meesa banish you again unless yousa get yousa ass over here!!


okay for some reason Im just finding that wrong on so many levels.... lol meesa think they should have killed off Jar Jar in episode one, Weesa gonna die? no jar jar, just you. thwack with the light saber, ahhh yousa lost yousa head!!

 

[The GrandMage]

....Okay, we aren't there more posts here?

Where is everyone? C'mon! Good idea!

I mean, damn, if no one joins, how will soon-to-be-classic one-liners like "I'm gonna hit some padawan ass," come into being?

Come on, people!

 

[The GrandMage]

What, five, maybe.

That is, if we can drag these people back?

C'mon!

Dreadfully needed BUMP action.

 

[msboy8]

Aye Aye, Bump & Grind action on it's way...

 

[The GrandMage]

Is NO ONE interested in this?

Anyone who's posted here still interested, or have you fled like rats from a sinking ship?

Because this this is most assuredly NOT sinki-*glug glug glug.*

 

[Sweetp4u]

lol sorry GM things for busy and forgot this one was still lingering here. Was waiting for responces to join, so if its a 'go' we need goof offs like you in here and seriously disturbed like me

 

[msboy8]

I'm still ready Obiwan san, after 2 blown up computers and a blown up router (today)

 

[The GrandMage]

You know, I think they big problem we have here is that nobody probably knows what we're up to, hiding out in this vague casting call. The title doesn't give anything away.

Most people are probably too busy to pay it any mind.

Or maybe the idea just sucks?
...Naw.

 

[The GrandMage]

That's it, three people?

THREE PEOPLE!?!?

*Grumbles*
I don't know what this place is coming too if people can overlook a good satire thread based on mocking the Hell out of some classic movies in favor for,...what?

Incest? A thread with no real plot where people just screw all the time?

I mean, God Damn.
Come on, people!

 

[msboy8]

Originally posted by The GrandMage

Incest? A thread with no real plot where people just screw all the time?

This is an incest thread? How can that be, they aren't usually the same species, never mind related.

 

[The GrandMage]

...

...

Now, you see, it's things like that, sarcasm, intelligent humor, and thought that are wasted on newer generations.

 

[Rockin' Roland]

Barf Trader: I wanna cum in the Darkside, Jedi

Jedi Sprite: but you know I hate anal sex. It is soooo...nasty

Barf Trader: hush or I will use the Force

Jedi Sprite: doesn't that constitute as rape my evil Biped Vibrator

Barf Trader: haha as if I coooould caaarrrreeeee

(close up of Barf Trader's saber growing dimmer by the minute)

(pan to show Barf Trader slumping over)

Jedi Sprite: damnit, I dont have any more batteries either

Jedi Sprite: where is that number for Chewbacca...I feel a lil bestial now. I am sure the Wooki is up for some nookie.

 

[msboy8]

Luke clung to a girder, only one had visible and clouds of foul gas floated in the air.

Darth Vader stood, his light sabre pointed at Luke, and yelled, "Luke, Luke... I am the farter. I, Dath Vader, is the Farter!"

 

[Sweetp4u]

LOL

Welcome boys. Well let me see here. hmm One female (that be me) and the rest is all male?



ok we need a few gals to even out, there is NO way im going to be surrounded by perverts without aid

lol Its still going just pick a role to make fun of.



We need a villian/villianess

Jedi and padawans


plot will come to me soon

 

[The GrandMage]

*sighs*

Why? Oh, why!?

 

[msboy8]

OOC: Sorry, I was in the hospital (I'm OK now). I will not be able to partivipate in threads at this time. Have fun.