Lit Rumors

[miles]

Simply Dimply

Ron Jeremy?

I didn't know you liked bears.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Congress has passed a bill making vanilla beans compulsory in all food types, despite intense lobbying by MacDonalds, Coors and Starbucks. President Bush is not expected to veto the bill as sources in the White House said the President has been a loyal vanilla bean user all his life.

 

[Vinny]

Monica

Monica Lewinsky opened a Dry Cleaners in Dallas, Texas. The motto is: "Drop your pants and jack-et off"

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Monica

Monica Lewinsky opened a Dry Cleaners in Dallas, Texas. The motto is: "Drop your pants and jack-et off"

Spot removal Done Here Instantly

 

[Tim1]

The day

I heard that there will soon be a membeship fee to belong to Lit...

And that Lit will actually beging to pay for stroy submissions, just like print mags do. .4 cents a word.

The day that happens..I'm outta here.


Patient1...my half brother..I don't think so If I had one he would be the impatient1.

Phantom.....shit how did you figure out that I was really a cute blond? I never spoke to you on the phone?

 

[miles]

So far this one is completely untrue

I heard the Lit GB was going to be interesting again.

 

[patient1]

Re: So far this one is completely untrue

I heard the Lit GB was going to be interesting again.

It is if you follow Problem Child's "Pulp Fiction"

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: So far this one is completely untrue

It is if you follow Problem Child's "Pulp Fiction"

It's 'Friction' (Play on words, get it? Clever ain't it)

The interest is waning, chapter two is always the fucking hardest

 

[sch00lteacher]

Rick DeVille has no sense of humor.

 

[Guest]

 

[Vinny]

1st on list

I heard Vinny was fox's first on the list for sex thang!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Marxist is black.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Marxist is black.

and discovered cyber sex

 

[Gilly Bean]

Ok, 6 pages in, and I don't see my name anywhere. I really need to be louder, and more scandalis (sp wrong, I know, to lazy to open MS word).

Ok, here's my contribution:

KillerMuffin and RubyFruit are one and the same, just playing with our heads.

Miles is Marxist's love child, and they have an incestous affiar.

P_P_Man and Todd both are US politicians in disguise, trying to rouse and spark a hatred, so they can then arrest us all for not being loyal to the flag.

That a good start from me?

 

[Marxist]

and discovered cyber sex

How do you know? Oh yeah, that's right...

I heard Rick got lobito pregnant. They're having brussel sprouts.