Lit Rumors

[Rick DeVille]

Let's make some up

Cath is Hillary Clinton

Marxist is a Tibetan monk

DCL is the guy who played Klinger in the MASH series

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I look better in a dress.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Rick really IS Billy Bob

PP Man and Problem Child are the same person.

 

[Calamity Jane]

oops

 

[kotori]

I thought D.C.L. was Cubby O'Brien

 

[Rambling Rose]

That's funny, I thought he was Conan O'Brien!

 

[Gingersnap]

Nah, PC is really Killer Muffin's twin and they were separated at birth so their powers would not be used to destroy the cyber world.

I'll tell you what's really true though. Pssssst comere psssssst....... cymbidia is really Laura Bush......

 

[sexy-girl]

i've never had a rumour about me ... but i'll start one about lisa


shes really Problem Child

 

[koalabear]

Little Red Corvette (LRC) is actually a Porsche

Brat is married to KR

AusTess is a Kiwi

Simply me is a 90 pound Kentuckian male who always wanted to live in Alabama.

Mistress is a MR.

Siren is actually a dolphin

Shylady is really "Deep Throat" from Watergate fame.

Xan really is clumsy, and will most likely die in a construction accident!

p_p_man really isn't

 

[Mensa]

It's true, it's true

cym is in reality a nun with a naughty secret!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Mensa is the devil.

Truth is stranger than fiction, folks.

 

[morninggirl5]

Mensa is really a redneck from the hills of TN. HKBJ, perhaps?


Todd is really Hugh Hefner.

Siren and Laurel are figments of Lavy's imagination.

 

[mig]

p_p_man

Really isn't.

He is, he is

You just wish he isn't er wasn't,oh! hell.

 

[seXieleXie]

did you hear....

lavender is actually a man

 

[april-wine]

Did ya hear Simply me's BOX IS FULL.......

Oh yeah her tongue ain't bad either................

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I"m a slut.

Sexy-Girl came to visit me last night, we had fun togther.
(there sexy-girl a rumer about you)

 

[Mensa]

Women!!!!!

Mensa is the devil.

Truth is stranger than fiction, folks.

I thought I told you that in the strictest confidence!

Very well, turnabout is fair play. Folks. SimplySouthern is a Ron Jeremy groupie!

Try and live that one down, babe!

 

[Mensa]

Mensa is really a redneck from the hills of TN.

Yepppp! And you should see what me and my sis TN Vixen gits up to on them long, cold winter's nights!

Kooooeeeey!!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Re: Women!!!!!

I thought I told you that in the strictest confidence!

Very well, turnabout is fair play. Folks. SimplySouthern is a Ron Jeremy groupie!

Try and live that one down, babe!

I won't try and deny it. After you showed me that movie of you and Ron together....I've been enraptured.

Oh yeah, cupid's arrow took aim and hit my heart.

The one question I still have is.....about that dildo he used, well, maybe I'll save that one for a more private discussion. Wouldn't want to tell all your secrets.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Re: Women!!!!!

I won't try and deny it. After you showed me that movie of you and Ron together....I've been enraptured.

Oh yeah, cupid's arrow took aim and hit my heart.

The one question I still have is.....about that dildo he used, well, maybe I'll save that one for a more private discussion. Wouldn't want to tell all your secrets.

I must confess that did make me uncomfortable, watching him service himself like that!

 

[Rick DeVille]

Rick really IS Billy Bob

Supposed to be rumors, not fact

 

[Cath!]

Hell...if I was Hilary Clinton...my husband wouldn't need some soggy cigar to please himself.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Hell...if I was Hilary Clinton...my husband wouldn't need some soggy cigar to please himself.

I thought he like to watch Monica smoke it in an unusual manner?

Who said I wasn't interested in politics?

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmmm.....

Rick DeVille is DCL and Deb's love child?

 

[Cath!]

I thought he like to watch Monica smoke it in an unusual manner?

Who said I wasn't interested in politics?

yeah but where were his hands?