Lit Rumble - Eskimo Nell vs. Scarlett O'Hara

[Guest]

Here's the thing - I have a Southern friend who contends that those delicate flowers of womanhood - the "Southern Belles" - are tougher than us ass-kicking Canadian chicks and could take us - no problem. Being a patriot - of course I had to prove him wrong.

Rules of engagement: There are no rules! This is an out and out kicking, gouging, hair-pulling, hissing, dissing catfight. Just remember gals - this is all in fun - and afterwards we're all going to have squishy girly sex. OK?

I'll start with three words:

Polar Bear Swim.

 

[Guest]

Canadian Women's Hockey Team!

 

[College_geek]

I'm stuck in between the south and Canada, so can I be neutral?

 

[Guest]

Well - that's not the idea - but no-one's else is playing

 

[College_geek]

Well - that's not the idea - but no-one's else is playing

Aww...well, I would probably have to go for Canadian girls, myself, only because they can handle cold, they're closer to where I live, and just because Canada is awesome.

I've only really known one Southern girl (she was from Virginia) and she was pretty tough, but she was definitely not a southern belle, so she doesn't count.

 

[Vinde]

Minus 30 degree C weather. That alone makes us tougher.

 

[Guest]

-40 sometimes where I grew up -
Guess I'm going to have to get dirty here.

A Southern Girl couldn't calculate what that means in degress F!

 

[Guest]

It's a sad, sad world when you can't have a decent good-natured patriotic catfight.

 

[Michibilly]

Damn!!! This thread had such promise......

 

[Alt]

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[Vinde]

It's a sad, sad world when you can't have a decent good-natured patriotic catfight.

Those southerners know when they are beat.

 

[Guest]

Those southerners know when they are beat.

Yeah - bunch of pussies.
I killed a polar bear this morning for breakfast.

Nice pic, Alt!

 

[Alt]

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[Vinde]

Yeah - bunch of pussies.
I killed a polar bear this morning for breakfast.

Nice pic, Alt!

I figured I would do that after I built my igloo and took my dog sled out for a run.

 

[Alt]

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[Guest]

I figured I would do that after I built my igloo and took my dog sled out for a run.

I need a new coat - care to come seal clubbing with me? :wink:

 

[Alt]

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[Alt]

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