Lit Paintballing

[McKenna]

I've been hit!

Tell *cough cough cough* that I *cough wheeze hack* and I could never *gurgle sputter* without *gasp*.

*overly dramtaic rolling of head and hanging my tongue out of my mouth, hoping my performance will win me an emmy this time.*

What a performance!

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[Salvor-Hardon]

What a performance!

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I'd like to thank the academy for this award! I am truly moved and honored to be the recipient, though I agree with the voters that I am the obvious choice. I'd like to thank the big man upstairs, Herman Hoffstedler. If you don't stop tap dancing at 2:30 am I'm giong to cut the ceiling joists and put a shark tank under your living room!

I like to also thank my mom who always believed in me, even when I was lying my ass of to get out of trouble. I'd like to thank the little people who helped me get here, all 26,00 of you.

I like to take a moment to say "up yours!" to People magazine for routinely failing to list me as one of the 50 most beautiful people. I'd also like to say a huge "bite me" to the census bureau for thier list "299,999,999 people we like better than Salvor." May you all rot in a special hell made in Ernest Borgnine's rectum.

FREE TIBET!

 

[McKenna]

I'd like to thank the academy for this award! I am truly moved and honored to be the recipient, though I agree with the voters that I am the obvious choice. I'd like to thank the big man upstairs, Herman Hoffstedler. If you don't stop tap dancing at 2:30 am I'm giong to cut the ceiling joists and put a shark tank under your living room!

I like to also thank my mom who always believed in me, even when I was lying my ass of to get out of trouble. I'd like to thank the little people who helped me get here, all 26,00 of you.

I like to take a moment to say "up yours!" to People magazine for routinely failing to list me as one of the 50 most beautiful people. I'd also like to say a huge "bite me" to the census bureau for thier list "299,999,999 people we like better than Salvor." May you all rot in a special hell made in Ernest Borgnine's rectum.

FREE TIBET!

Salvor, I've got one more special award for you. I've never met a man more deserving! In honor of your, um, talent, I'd like to present you with:


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[bronzeage]

I'm getting a special team together, open to all volenteers.

We only fight at night, armed with finger paint.

 

[Guest]

I'm getting a special team together, open to all volenteers.

We only fight at night, armed with finger paint.

I have glow-in-the-dark - strawberry flavor

 

[bronzeage]

I have glow-in-the-dark - strawberry flavor

Very good. Welcome to the team. Your code name is *Pinkmoon*

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Salvor, I've got one more special award for you. I've never met a man more deserving! In honor of your, um, talent, I'd like to present you with:


http://www.throughwire.net/IRA/graphics/hamgold.jpg

oooooh golden ham! Thank you McK

*mental image of the term "pressing a ham" for mooning people, and McK in gold body paint.*

 

[Guest]

Very good. Welcome to the team. Your code name is *Pinkmoon*

*takes aim at Bronze's ass*

 

[kiten69]

Ohhh i wanna play...i wanna play...i just LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE paintball

 

[NoJo]

I never have, and never will, go paintballing.

Ballpainting, yes.

 

[AchtungNight]

I went paintballing once in college. Blew several hundred bucks on ammo, got killed several times, stung a lot, but hey, it was a lot of fun. I cemented some friendships. Would gladly do it again.

 

[Belegon]

That's because you are going to use her as a human shield.

Hobbits are small and move quick...she doesn't need a shield...