Lit Paintballing

[scheherazade_79]

I'm just shooting my mouth off here, because I know it'll never happen... but wouldn't it be so cool if we had a massive international Lit-together and went paintballing!

How would we organise the teams?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'm just shooting my mouth off here, because I know it'll never happen... but wouldn't it be so cool if we had a massive international Lit-together and went paintballing!

How would we organise the teams?

Draw straws?

 

[scheherazade_79]

Draw straws?

... and whoever draws the short straw can be on my team!

 

[Zeb_Carter]

... and whoever draws the short straw can be on my team!

I guess that would leave me on the other team as I have a long straw.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

... and whoever draws the short straw can be on my team!

and those who come there on the short bus will be on mine.

 

[FallingToFly]

Actually....

That sounds like fun. Why not organize teams by sexual orientation? (Since this is a porn board.) Straight men here, straight gals here, gay men here, gay women here, and those of use that will try anyone once split into three or four teams. I think the animals will have to have their own group... so the Gosling, the Horsey, the Ducky- over there.

 

[matriarch]

Actually....

That sounds like fun. Why not organize teams by sexual orientation? (Since this is a porn board.) Straight men here, straight gals here, gay men here, gay women here, and those of use that will try anyone once split into three or four teams. I think the animals will have to have their own group... so the Gosling, the Horsey, the Ducky- over there.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........the gosling stays with me...on the gay gals team. For the purposes of this exercise, she's not a gosling, she's Mrs. Mat.

*hands on hips, glaring*.

Please. *blink, blink*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..........the gosling stays with me...on the gay gals team. For the purposes of this exercise, she's not a gosling, she's Mrs. Mat.

*hands on hips, glaring*.

Please. *blink, blink*

That's because you are going to use her as a human shield.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

... and whoever draws the short straw can be on my team!

I know you. You'll set the guns on fire, and slip in shit somewhere. That might be a good attack strategy.

I wanna be on your team

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Everyone hide behind me...... I make a good barrier.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I'll be a sniper and I don't care which team I snipe at.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Everyone hide behind me...... I make a good barrier.

I'm on your team

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

I wanna be on Zade's team too, for the pure entertainment value of the situations that nature seems to send her way.

(Being a mad sniper like Zeb is kind of intriguing also.)

 

[Nirvanadragones]

*Singing*

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*Singing*

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Let's sneak off while they are shooting one another and make out

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

*Singing*

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am
Stuck in the middle with you

Oh dear.....

There is a commercial here in teh states with a clothes line moving along carrying a series of thongs and tangas as that song plays.

Now I've got images of Vana in skimpy naughties in my head.

Its a good day after all

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Let's sneak off while they are shooting one another and make out

Happiness

Sal:

On second thought, I'd not want to be on anyone's team. I'll be the DJ

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Happiness

Sal:

On second thought, I'd not want to be on anyone's team. I'll be the DJ

Maybe the baby wants to play??

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Maybe the baby wants to play??

I always want to play, if it's with you, Baby

 

[McKenna]

http://www.capt.org.tw/Images/misc/paintball_splat2.gif

 

[Guest]

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

http://www.capt.org.tw/Images/misc/paintball_splat2.gif

I've been hit!

Tell *cough cough cough* that I *cough wheeze hack* and I could never *gurgle sputter* without *gasp*.

*overly dramtaic rolling of head and hanging my tongue out of my mouth, hoping my performance will win me an emmy this time.*

 

[oggbashan]

I feel old.

I could never see the point of paintballing. Perhaps having been shot at for real makes playing at it less attractive.

I'd be happy to sit in the bar and wait for the paint-splattered ones to return.

Og

 

[scheherazade_79]

I know you. You'll set the guns on fire, and slip in shit somewhere. That might be a good attack strategy.

I wanna be on your team

Actually, I was planning on going for a smoke and maybe some chocolate fudge cake while everyone else battles it out - then coming back for the last 10 minutes or so when everyone's knackered, and just picking them off one by one

There. Not a single incidence of shit and it wouldn't even involve getting my clothes dirty

Who wants to be on my team?

 

[Nirvanadragones]

I've been hit!

Tell *cough cough cough* that I *cough wheeze hack* and I could never *gurgle sputter* without *gasp*.

*overly dramtaic rolling of head and hanging my tongue out of my mouth, hoping my performance will win me an emmy this time.*

LOL!!