Hop back on the wagon!
The FUNKY FUCK wagon, that is!
*George Clinton record kicks in*
*titties start a gigglin*
*Disco balls starts spinning and others a slappin*
*And in walks retro funboy* (someone who doesn't post that often but to floose around
) *, and the other studs of lit escourted with the allstar Literotica Ladies Entourage composed of hot blonds, brunettes, blues, purples, reds, and whatever other colors there may be*
What this boils down to people is that you are on the hotest fucking bandwagon of sexuadelic mind blowing, righteous in all forms and postitions, hardcore, chisled out, buffed and polished, written and rehersed (with flair), CART FULL of LITEROTICAN lovin.
Okay, so now that I've set the tone, I am going to start the converstation part of my visit to lit today.
*gather group of people to sit around the fire by the disco wagon and listen to fish babble about her new job. *
I miss you all so much, but my life fucking rocks now. I got this phat job working in that greenhouse that specializes in bonsai. Well, I've been doing so many different things. I started working in the back greenhouses, where I'd transplant, make hanging baskets, stake trellises in clematis, and silverlace vine, do stock rotation, and so forth.
Now I am working up front, so I know how everything is run, but , mostly because my boss knew I have mostly all customer service experiance, know bonsai, and would rather care for the plants, than to shuffle them around.
Well, needless to say this job is ideal for me. I have a tan already. Well, okay, I am sort of burnt, but hey. It will brown up.
OH! And everyone there is so fucking nice. No one ever acts weird or yells.
I get to do bonsai now when ever it is needed. It is sort of a playland, but I get paid and get college credit. How can this be???
Ahhhhh....... the power of plant life!
Okay, so what's up around here? Anyone want to fill poor fish in?
How is Mensa doing? Never? Others?
I heard from Harbinger the other day. That made me smile. Others? EH?
....All the people that don't come around, like beckbabe. She vanished.
What the fuck are you people doing???
People should still stop in and say hi for fuck sake. It is only polite. Tell us what's doing every now and again.
Yes, yes... that is it.... I think if your lit life lags because life gets busy, people should still stop in and say hi. Here is a funky fuck shack to do it in.
The FUNKY FUCK wagon, that is!
*George Clinton record kicks in*
*titties start a gigglin*
*Disco balls starts spinning and others a slappin*
*And in walks retro funboy* (someone who doesn't post that often but to floose around
) *, and the other studs of lit escourted with the allstar Literotica Ladies Entourage composed of hot blonds, brunettes, blues, purples, reds, and whatever other colors there may be*What this boils down to people is that you are on the hotest fucking bandwagon of sexuadelic mind blowing, righteous in all forms and postitions, hardcore, chisled out, buffed and polished, written and rehersed (with flair), CART FULL of LITEROTICAN lovin.
Okay, so now that I've set the tone, I am going to start the converstation part of my visit to lit today.
*gather group of people to sit around the fire by the disco wagon and listen to fish babble about her new job. *
I miss you all so much, but my life fucking rocks now. I got this phat job working in that greenhouse that specializes in bonsai. Well, I've been doing so many different things. I started working in the back greenhouses, where I'd transplant, make hanging baskets, stake trellises in clematis, and silverlace vine, do stock rotation, and so forth.
Now I am working up front, so I know how everything is run, but , mostly because my boss knew I have mostly all customer service experiance, know bonsai, and would rather care for the plants, than to shuffle them around.
Well, needless to say this job is ideal for me. I have a tan already. Well, okay, I am sort of burnt, but hey. It will brown up.
OH! And everyone there is so fucking nice. No one ever acts weird or yells.
I get to do bonsai now when ever it is needed. It is sort of a playland, but I get paid and get college credit. How can this be???
Ahhhhh....... the power of plant life!
Okay, so what's up around here? Anyone want to fill poor fish in?
How is Mensa doing? Never? Others?
I heard from Harbinger the other day. That made me smile. Others? EH?
....All the people that don't come around, like beckbabe. She vanished.
What the fuck are you people doing???People should still stop in and say hi for fuck sake. It is only polite. Tell us what's doing every now and again.
Yes, yes... that is it.... I think if your lit life lags because life gets busy, people should still stop in and say hi. Here is a funky fuck shack to do it in.
