Lit. Just Hit 17,000 Members...

[Starfish]

wow! and still growing rapidly! wow Congrats everyone! yeah yeah yeah whoo whoo whoo

 

[Renegade]

Thanks.

What do I win?

 

[Nobody Special]

Ok.. So Where is our parade at??

E

 

[Starfish]

And First prize is....

Ren, you better worry more about what that two timing bitch, Ravenloft, is up to. Oh, yeah, and Nobody Special just waltzes over here like he's innocent. I am soooo sure! I don't know what you did wrong Ren, but it looks like your loosing the best little bitch in Michigan.
Nobody Special, I not sure what happend to the parade, but I think they stopped off for a spanking at Renegade's house...so there! (you might wanna be careful how much you flirt with Jason. Renegade is one green eyed MoFo. ( hee hee)

 

[Loco]

GR, the problem is, 15,723 of the members are really flawless.

 

[SweetCherry]

*perks*

Spanking party? Did someone say spanking party? Can anyone give me some directions to get there?

 

[Starfish]

Oh my gosh, Loco, that's aweful. I bet a lot of people register, hang for a wile and then never come back on. Shame, shame. I think if you register and don't come on and post once a week, at least, than you should be spanked. ( just to get sweetcherry all riled up! hee hee)
Loco, you should make a newbie iniciation thread. My aquaintance Renegade has a donkey, named Humphry, that has sex with Newbies, and I think he'd let ya barrow his burro for yer thread. I think that if Lit. had an active iniciation feature like that, less people would register in such frivilous quantities! I mean this all very much!

 

[Shelby]

It doesn't seem that long ago that I started a thread about member # 6969 (there must've been 4 of them!)

Wait a minute! It wasn't that long ago!

 

[Starfish]

Shelby, you're right. It wasn't that long ago. I brought your post back up so you could be as floored as I am.

 

[Shelby]

G.R.

Excuse the lack of appropriate response.

I am daydreaming through the ramifications of your signature line. And enjoying every moment.

Do Not Disturb.

 

[Starfish]

Leaving you a note for later; Shelby, sig. line complements of the Grateful Dead and Robert Hunter. Hugs, G

 

[Shelby]

G.R.

Thanks.

Do Not Disturb...Still Daydreaming

 

[Renegade]

G.R.

I still want my first prize.

 

[Starfish]

You have to wait till next week...

when I get my digi camcorder/camera. Tits or pussy? (it's bare) oh wait you already knew that.

 

[Renegade]

Re: You have to wait till next week...

when I get my digi camcorder/camera. Tits or pussy? (it's bare) oh wait you already knew that.

Can't I have both? I'm a very greedy person. lol Oh, and that's right, I did know about the bare part.

 

[Starfish]

I have to give the other (that which you do not pick) to your ex. hoe, Raven, as a consulation prize. Mabey you can swap.

 

[Renegade]

I have to give the other (that which you do not pick) to your ex. hoe, Raven, as a consulation prize. Mabey you can swap.

Sounds like a plan to me.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

*perks up* Parade?? Where's the parade??

 

[Starfish]

There was supposed to be a parade, but the marching band got stuck in a certain crack, and now the floats have deflated. Sorry! The Mgt.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

awwwwwwwwwww and I was so excited too! grrrrrr ffffft fffft