Lit friend-(match)-maker

[wishfulthinking]

Do you want to be set up with a lit-friend?

PM or post answers to the following seemingly random questions:

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy

2. Age is: physical / mental

3. Interests: sex and _______

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando

7. favourite colour: ______

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space

9. IQ or EQ



And I will use unexplainable mumb-jumbo to set you up with your ideal lit friend.

If no one PMs me or posts, I will assume I should drink less and you should drink more

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

seeking: toy

2. Age is: mental

3. Interests: sex and theatre

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn? Smut

5. men: Boxers

6. women: g-string or commando

7. favourite colour: There's this shade of purple, that shows up when its sunset and there's some heavy thick clouds, and right on teh edge of the dark clouds when the other clouds are red and orange and pink, that color purple.

8. ideal holiday: beach or space

9. IQ

 

[Selena_Kitt]

This is a "just friends" thing, right?


1. seeking: man... or woman...

2. Age is: mental

3. Interests: sex and the divine

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn? YES!

5. men: briefs

6. women: panties

7. favourite colour: sea green

8. ideal holiday: mountains

9. IQ or EQ: IQ

 

[drksideofthemoon]

1. Female

2. Age is Mental

3. Sex and camping/cowboy songs/laughing/old tractors/wakan tanka

4. Good smut!!

5. Could be either, depends on the occasion

6. Doesn't matter

7. The blue of the winter sky, the orange of the desert sunset, the black of the roiling thunderheads.

8. Some mountains, a river, a campfire....

9. IQ

 

[rgraham666]

1. woman.

2. mental.

3. more sex.

4. I have to make a choice?

5. On me, jockeys. I don't care what other men wear.

6. Panties. Just like the way they look.

7. Black

8. beach

9. Both.

 

[entitled]

1. Female

2. Age is Mental

3. Sex and camping/cowboy songs/laughing/old tractors/wakan tanka

4. Good smut!!

5. Could be either, depends on the occasion

6. Doesn't matter

7. The blue of the winter sky, the orange of the desert sunset, the black of the roiling thunderheads.

8. Some mountains, a river, a campfire....

9. IQ

i just got a crush on you. So ya know.

End hijack, i go hide now.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Not me, but a friend of mine. He's full of BS half of the time, but he's cool in most ways.

His name is Justin.

I answer the questions for him later when I get all of the necessary info.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy
Man.

2. Age is: physical / mental
Both. I don't play well with immature boys nor with over-ripe men.

3. Interests: sex and _______
intelligent discussions.

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?
Erotica.

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando
Boxershorts... grey, ribbed...

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando
Panties. And no bra for me, thank you very much!

7. favourite colour: ______
Green.

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space
Shopping in a big city, taking little breaks now and then to look at old buildings, ruins, or having fun at the beach... or chilling over a soda, looking at people passing by.

9. IQ or EQ
Both. I get bored with unintelligent men, and men without EQ usually piss me off.

Now, if you can find ANYONE suitable, I'll be impressed - I've been on the lookout for almost a year, and I haven't found anything interesting.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Do you want to be set up with a lit-friend?

PM or post answers to the following seemingly random questions:

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy

2. Age is: physical / mental

3. Interests: sex and _______

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando

7. favourite colour: ______

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space

9. IQ or EQ



And I will use unexplainable mumb-jumbo to set you up with your ideal lit friend.

If no one PMs me or posts, I will assume I should drink less and you should drink more

Not familiar with EQ, so I SERIOUSLY doubt that he is.

 

[FallingToFly]

Do you want to be set up with a lit-friend?

And I will use unexplainable mumb-jumbo to set you up with your ideal lit friend.

If no one PMs me or posts, I will assume I should drink less and you should drink more

1. seeking: preferably human, but I can handle anything that gets thrown this direction

2. Age is: doesn't matter / 16-25

3. Interests: conversation, writing, music, art, and damn near anything else (so not picky) sex is a matter of mind, not flesh.

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn? Erotica!

5. men: commando

6. women: commando

7. favourite colour: silver, blue, red and black (so sue me)

8. ideal holiday: beach / mountains

9. IQ or EQ: Preferably high on the first and relaxed on the second.


So... can you find me a friend? I do play well with others!!!

 

[Guest]

Sounds like fun Do you wear feathers when you perform the mumbo jumbo? Will there be pictures?

Do you want to be set up with a lit-friend?

PM or post answers to the following seemingly random questions:

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy

2. Age is: physical / mental Too damn old/ 13

3. Interests: sex and chocolate words

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando

7. favourite colour: RED

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space

9. IQ or EQ


And I will use unexplainable mumb-jumbo to set you up with your ideal lit friend.

If no one PMs me or posts, I will assume I should drink less and you should drink more

 

[Sex and Death]

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy

Woman (with feline tendencies)

2. Age is: physical / mental

Mental

3. Interests: sex and _______

Spiritual Communion

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?

Yes

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando

Briefs

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando

Panties

7. favourite colour: ______

On a woman: Sea Green

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space

Mountains

9. IQ or EQ

Both

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh, he'll claim to be 19. He wants me to say that he is only 19. So, I will.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Okay, here is my friend's profile:

Age: "19" And DON'T tell him that I ratted him out. That way, he'll think that you're even smarter than you are.

Seeking:

Complete sluts

Likes: BDSM, poly, cheating (or so he says on the last one, probably just likes the idea of cuckolding other men)

Erotica or porn: straight-up smut

Age of Match: 18-25

Women's Undies: NONE

Ideal Holiday/Vacation: a trip to Vegas

IQ or EQ: IQ

 

[Selena_Kitt]

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy

Woman (with feline tendencies)

2. Age is: physical / mental

Mental

3. Interests: sex and _______

Spiritual Communion

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?

Yes

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando

Briefs

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando

Panties

7. favourite colour: ______

On a woman: Sea Green

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space

Mountains

9. IQ or EQ

Both

Hey! I think you're trying to skew the results! <grin>

 

[Sex and Death]

Hey! I think you're trying to skew the results! <grin>

Just being honest. <grin>

 

[Andreina]

1. seeking: man / woman / other animal / vegetable / mineral / toy
Man.


2. Age is: physical / mental
mental


3. Interests: sex and _______
books, travel, sophisticated discussions, dirty talking and wine


4. Answer: Erotica or Porn?
erotica when mellow, porn when horny

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando
commando

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando
commando

7. favourite colour: ______
red

8. ideal holiday: snow / beach / mountains / space
somewhere where hardly any tourists are and the weather is not toooo hot

9. IQ or EQ
stupidity makes me sad and i don't like being sad my iq is somewhat higher than average and i need a mental challenge. EQ is super important too, though.


i never said i was an easy person

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Okay, here is my friend's profile:

Age: "19" And DON'T tell him that I ratted him out. That way, he'll think that you're even smarter than you are.

Seeking:

Complete sluts

Likes: BDSM, poly, cheating (or so he says on the last one, probably just likes the idea of cuckolding other men)

Erotica or porn: straight-up smut

Age of Match: 18-25

Women's Undies: NONE

Ideal Holiday/Vacation: a trip to Vegas

IQ or EQ: IQ

Oh, gee...

you've found every 18-25 year old's dream man, I'm sure...

How could he not be snatched up already?

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Oh, gee...

you've found every 18-25 year old's dream man, I'm sure...

How could he not be snatched up already?

I was doing that as a favor, BEFORE he said something that creeped me out. Now, I'm not so sure about helping him.

 

[rgraham666]

OK. I'm missing something here.

To me, EQ stands for Encephelization Quotient.

I get this feeling that EQ in this case means something else altogether. Could someone please enlighten me?

I hate being a science geek sometimes.

 

[Sex and Death]

OK. I'm missing something here.

To me, EQ stands for Encephelization Quotient.

I get this feeling that EQ in this case means something else altogether. Could someone please enlighten me?

I hate being a science geek sometimes.

EQ = Emotional Intelligence

 

[RogueLurker]

OK. I'm missing something here.

To me, EQ stands for Encephelization Quotient.

I get this feeling that EQ in this case means something else altogether. Could someone please enlighten me?

I hate being a science geek sometimes.

Emotional Intelligence Quotient ... here

I'm now off to google " Encephelization Quotient"

 

[RogueLurker]

1. seeking: intelligent life ... with a sense of humour

2. Age is: mental

3. Interests: sex and tbd

4. Answer: Erotica or Porn? Erotica.

5. men: jocks / g-string / briefs / commando ----They can wear whatever they want, it's not like I'm gonna see 'em.

6. women: grannies / panties / g-string / commando --- Depends on the woman

7. favourite colour: indigo

8. ideal holiday: Cities with interesting architecture or history, but if I have to choose from the original list ... a mountain holiday.

9. IQ or EQ : IQ is preferable, but EQ is important as well.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

Emotional Intelligence Quotient ... here

I'm now off to google " Encephelization Quotient"

Took the test. Wasn't too impressed with the questions, or the whole idea itself. Belongs to a particular philosophy, not an objective theory of science. Probably written by an Epicurean.

 

[RogueLurker]

Took the test. Wasn't too impressed with the questions, or the whole idea itself. Belongs to a particular philosophy, not an objective theory of science. Probably written by an Epicurean.

Written by a gourmet chef? (couldn't resist)

I didn't write the test ... just posted a sample. I'm sure there are other tests out there ... but it gives a general idea of what is meant by Emotional Intelligence. I don't think that IQ tests are necessirly all that objective, nor do they actually predict someone's success in either academics or life in general.