Lit. Death Match. No Real World Fighting.

[Marxist]

That non-celebrity death match thing was great but go bogged down in silly details.

New Match-Ups:

Duckweight Division:

Zamdrist vs. Perkybaby

Zam is the obvious favorite. He's bigger and stronger and wears a scrappy beard. But perky rallies in the late rounds and ties Zam's "ducky" in a knot. Zam becomes purple and goes off in search of water, a crowbar, and new tighty whities.

Next?

 

[scylis]

i'll take on any challengers. i bust out da kung fu on yo ass. preyin' mantis, crouchin' tiger, humpin' dragon, moo goo gai pan.

yeah baby.

 

[Marxist]

i'll take on any challengers. i bust out da kung fu on yo ass. preyin' mantis, crouchin' tiger, humpin' dragon, moo goo gai pan.

yeah baby.

I have the perfect opponents in the Armed and Dangerous Division, how about Problem Child or Azwed?

I'm armed as well, but not very willing to pull the trigger.

 

[alexandraaah]

I love it when you use my ass for your av.



Edited: I haven't worn those pants or Keds since 1985.

 

[Azwed]

Bah just give me a big gun.

I like big guns and I cannot Lie
No mutha Fucka can deny
That the fuck up your shit
and mak you look like a twit.

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

So, how about Alex and da Lav meister against one another. It will give me a valid non-sexual reason to press my titties against hers.

oh my

 

[alexandraaah]

So, how about Alex and da Lav meister against one another. It will give me a valid non-sexual reason to press my titties against hers.

You just keep telling yourself that, lav.

 

[scylis]

hey Azwed, you take the Wisconsin (or either of the other two), i'll take the Iowa and we'll rumble old school. none of that wussy missile crap, just fucking huge-ass guns.

waddaya say?

(had to go with the Iowa. born and raised there, that flat hell)

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

Damn. I've used all my good material. I've used my Lloyd Dobbler, my Max Fischer. Alex, you wouldn't by chance happen to enjoy Woody Allen lines? Maybe some cheesy quotes from Crowe movies, like say Jerry Maguire? I'm doomed if I can't find more material to woo you.

Anything a la The Graduate or Harold and Maude. Bottlerockets was great but I don't think is so inclined toward one-liners.

You really got me with the Max Fischer and Lloyd Dobbler, though.

My comment was more in reference to your searingly obvious sexuality shift when confronted by my heaving bosom.

 

[Azwed]

hey Azwed, you take the Wisconsin (or either of the other two), i'll take the Iowa and we'll rumble old school. none of that wussy missile crap, just fucking huge-ass guns.

waddaya say?

(had to go with the Iowa. born and raised there, that flat hell)

Grr I don't want the Wisconsin or the New Jersey. Can't stand either of those states. I will be super old school and take the Texas and Alabama.

 

[lavender]

 

[alexandraaah]

Come to me, even in all of your Joan glory.

 

[scylis]

what about the Missouri?

 

[lavender]

 

[Azwed]

what about the Missouri?

That would be good for me. Did you see the picture I put up of the New Jersey shelling targets during the Korean war?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Damn. I've used all my good material. I've used my Lloyd Dobbler, my Max Fischer. Alex, you wouldn't by chance happen to enjoy Woody Allen lines? Maybe some cheesy quotes from Crowe movies, like say Jerry Maguire? I'm doomed if I can't find more material to woo you.

"I like your nurses' uniform, guy."

 

[AzureAngel]

Don't be rude to Wisconsin just because it sucks.

 

[alexandraaah]

Yeah, baby, yeah.

So can we just forget about the death match and enjoy a hot fudge sundae fight?

My place at ten, sweet tits.

Bring funboy along.

 

[Azwed]

Scylis did you notice that there was lesbian inuendo going on and we totally ignored it.

Wow that is sad.

 

[tortoise]

"So, you're like MONUMENTALLY busy?"

 

[Marxist]

I love it when you use my ass for your av.
.

You wish.

 

[alexandraaah]

You wish.

Don't make me chortle.


Tortoise: another Lloyd Dobbler classic.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Can I go up against, Marxist?

Up really close.