Lit chat?

[Mustang Sally]

So, it's been about 12 years since I've hung out here (omg, I must be old). Does the Lit Chat actually work ever? Because it sounds like fun, but I just can't get in.

 

[parodyluvr75]

So, it's been about 12 years since I've hung out here (omg, I must be old). Does the Lit Chat actually work ever? Because it sounds like fun, but I just can't get in.

It's working fine for me. Hit me up when you get in. I'm crankybirdyneedsfishfingersandcustard69

 

[Mustang Sally]

Are you in the new chat or the soon-to-be-retired chat?

 

[parodyluvr75]

The one that requires the password.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Oh, sure, that one.

So do I need to create a second profile? This one won't do?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Okay, glad you got it. What are you logged in as?

 

[Mustang Sally]

No, I'm not in. The new one tells me "authentication failed" and the old one appears to be working at something but gets nowhere. Oh well...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know which one it is, it asks me for the password and lets me in. The current one is humptydumptypumpty#27B

 

[thør]

Meet you there.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Dammit. My husband is away and I want to play.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Play here. Is he coming back?

 

[Mustang Sally]

Yeah, I'll see him tomorrow. We've got a hot date planned. But tonight I'm lonely. And horny.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I hate to break it to you Sally but all the men on here are really 19 year old girls. Unless you want to talk about pop stars or listen to them whine they are useless. Just try asking for a cock pic.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I hate to break it to you Sally but all the men on here are really 19 year old girls. Unless you want to talk about pop stars or listen to them whine they are useless. Just try asking for a cock pic.

Is that a fact? I thought I saw someone else claiming all the women were really dudes. If only everyone would just be themselves, hmm?

 

[Mustang Sally]

So which are you??

 

[thør]

Dammit. My husband is away and I want to play.

What are you wearing?

 

[jezzilee]

I hate to break it to you Sally but all the men on here are really 19 year old girls. Unless you want to talk about pop stars or listen to them whine they are useless. Just try asking for a cock pic.

Here is a mighty fine cock...

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy-cPh79G32xVgU9NpA3h0d8jU37ul4wH4_uDMen89kCJtTZKH

 

[Mustang Sally]

What are you wearing?

How original!

Comfy clothes, obviously. But that can change. You?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm a dodo pretending to be a parrot or a turkey. It's complicated.

The women show their tits but just try to get a guy to post a cock picture.

 

[jezzilee]

How original!

Comfy clothes, obviously. But that can change. You?

Give him some credit. At least he didn't go with A/S/L or , "Nice boots wanna fuck?"

 

[thør]

How original!

Comfy clothes, obviously. But that can change. You?

A ripped t-shirt and old grey sweatpants. They're a little smokey and stained with bbq sauce.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Here is a mighty fine cock...

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQy-cPh79G32xVgU9NpA3h0d8jU37ul4wH4_uDMen89kCJtTZKH

I rest my case.

 

[thør]

Give him some credit. At least he didn't go with A/S/L or , "Nice boots wanna fuck?"

Wanna?

 

[Mustang Sally]

I'm a dodo pretending to be a parrot or a turkey. It's complicated.

I can see how it would be.

The women show their tits but just try to get a guy to post a cock picture.

Aren't cock pictures against the rules or something?

 

[jezzilee]

I'm a dodo pretending to be a parrot or a turkey. It's complicated.

The women show their tits but just try to get a guy to post a cock picture.

Well heck, I didn't know you had to be a guy to post a cock pic, please disregard my previous rooster.