Lit. Celebrity Look Alikes

[Marxist]

Fuck Z-list listers like Dixon and Sparky, we have our own group of B and A-listers.

Who?

Zamdrist is a dead ringer for Danny Bonaduce.

Amelia looks like a blonde Jodi Foster.

Emereld is Vanna White.

Any others?

 

[AusTess]

I have a head like Tammy Faye Baker.

 

[Dillinger]

Yes, but do you give head like Tammy Faye Baker?

 

[Zamdrist]

Zamdrist is a dead ringer for Danny Bonaduce.

Could be worse

 

[Sillyman]

I look like Jabba the Hut, does that count?

 

[AusTess]

I take my teeth out.
And leave my lashes on.

I dunno about Tammy.

 

[Marxist]

Tess was Yahoo Serious before the sex change. Just a bit of info.

 

[Problem Child]

leXie is a blurry Britney Spears.

 

[AusTess]

Marxist baby,you kill me.

I was Actually Yahoos brother.
Yippee.

 

[Marxist]

Marxist baby,you kill me.

I was Actually Yahoos brother.
Yippee.

Tess, is it true that your tits are made of koala meat?

 

[AusTess]

If that's what you'd like them to be made of,baby.

You really DO have an animal thing goin on dontya?

 

[seXieleXie]

leXie is a blurry Britney Spears.

you need to lay off the drugs

 

[amelia]

Amelia looks like a blonde Jodi Foster.

hmmm..let me see...glam looks like a lot of guys i've seen in gay porn....or..is that just his AVs

 

[AusTess]

leXie is a blurry Britney Spears.

Wow.

She is,aint she?

 

[CarolineOh]

I've had people tell me I look like Mary Hart, but I can't maintain that level of perkiness for long without killing someone.

 

[seXieleXie]

Wow.

She is,aint she?

put down the crackpipe tess

 

[AusTess]

put down the crackpipe tess

Nope,seriously.
It's the mouth and something about the nose.
Blurred,you could be her.

 

[seXieleXie]

http://www.okuley.com/Clinton/NewWeb/IMAGES/Britney%20Spears/spears143-face.jpg

 

[Guest]

Fuck Z-list listers like Dixon and Sparky, we have our own group of B and A-listers.

I've been told I look like the Bionic Woman.....Jamie Sommers

http://www.scifi.com/bionics/bionicw.gif

 

[Laurel]

I look like an exact cross between Gillian Anderson and Marty Feldman.

 

[AzureAngel]

I look like Laurel's Armpit.

 

[JazzManJim]

I was told three times last week I looked like Kevin Smith.

I'm not sure....

http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/9911/12/kevin.smith.chat/smith.jpg

http://ffmedia.ign.com/filmforce/image/kevinsmith-spence.jpg

 

[alexandraaah]

I swear to God I was once told I looked like Robert Downey Jr.

 

[Marxist]

I swear to God I was once told I looked like Robert Downey Jr.

Was it the coke on your upper lip?

 

[lavender]