Lit Board Viral Alert!!!! Virus Alert!!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls! (Let the warning sirens wail!)

Attention:

Trolls emanating from a vicious female regular are on the prowl.

I know, I know - the best defense is to pay them no mind, ignore them.

But since I'm such a fucking hero, super stud - I thought I'd draw fire.

I am after all, impervious to all Trolls. I'm virus free.

And ya know what........?????

And my shit don't stink neither.

 

[Never]

Trolling, trolling, trolling,
Trolling, trolling, trolling,
Trolling, trolling, trolling,
Raw Hide!

At this point, I'd like to proclaim my innocence and point my finger at all the other members of the board. *points like so*

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This and other meaningless posts bought to you by my carefully leashed libido. It's all right, it won't lash out, you can pet it.. please, god, pet it!

 

[Dragonlady]

Trolls! Trolls! Trolls! (Let the warning sirens wail!)

Attention:

Trolls emanating from a vicious female regular are on the prowl.

I know, I know - the best defense is to pay them no mind, ignore them.

But since I'm such a fucking hero, super stud - I thought I'd draw fire.

I am after all, impervious to all Trolls. I'm virus free.

And ya know what........?????

And my shit don't stink neither.

Ya Sparky Your right your shit don't stink...So why can I smell you from here...

 

[Guest]

That's not raw hide. It's foreskin.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hah. I am not trolling. Takes too much effort and it doesn't make for a really satisfying confrontation.

Gawd Sparky, you PROMISED not to say a word about the vicious thing. I swear a couple of claw marks and you're bellowing it all over the place. You were the one who said you liked to bitten. You said you liked to feel the nails baby. Huhmph.

No, wait, that was in the... uhm, nevermind.

 

[Expertise]

Not to worry Never.

The troll in question is a bitching whining soccer mommy shrew with big shoulders and a penchant for non-consentual sodomy.

 

[Guest]

Did I tell you I just got back from trading my Chevy Suburban for a pink Neon? Well fuck, they didn't have that fairy green color.

 

[Expertise]

Hee hee hee Lil Debbies getting her "granny panties" in a bunch.

L'il Debbies a snack cake, specificaly a soft little cream puff.

Conflict baby, I thrive on it. Wanna' dance some more?

 

[KillerMuffin]

*smacks Expertise*

Next time you'd better be naked on your knees when you say that. Oh my gawd, a frucking chevy gawddamn suburban. Fuck me and the horse I rode in on.

I'm NOT trolling. I'm horny, there is a difference.

Huhmpph.



Um, Exp. Are you naked?

 

[Expertise]

Uh KM before you smack me again and force me to pin you to the floor would you please count the "i"s in that post sweets.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I got more than 2. I gave up at 2. What, are you offering some horizontal floor wrasslin? I'm up with that.

(I'm aware you weren't referring to me, I'm just being arrogant, vain, conceited, confrontational, and muffiny today.)

 

[Expertise]

Although wrasslin' or some couch rugby with you is appealing I was refering to the fact that I didn't post that statement, ExpertIIse did.

I'm not naked but gimme a few seconds to shut the blinds ad close the door.

 

[Naked Hunny]

teehee Muffs getting Expertise all naked!! YEA!

 

[Bs]

Not having been here for quite some time I really hate to piss on the masses but..... give me the Lil' Debbies, they are more filling than Twinkies. And the Ho-Ho's are full of fluff and hype. I know in the more Southern states hell they like to push their moon pies, which are'nt bad in moderation.. No I say give me the Lil' Debbies the bible verse on the inside wrapper is really just kick ass....

nough said.... except...

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not to worry Never.

The troll in question is a bitching whining soccer mommy shrew with big shoulders and a penchant for non-consentual sodomy.

This was you gorgeous. I may be bitchy, and I do whine, and yes, I have big shoulders and adore sodomy (not non-consetual though, I'd rather you enjoyed it), but I am NOT a soccer mommy. My kid doesn't play anymore. The suburban thing came up a few months ago. I ignore trolls, they are just jealous because they can imitate, but the can never duplicate the true BB stud. You are the man.

 

[Expertise]

Hey Bs

I'm a fan of Yankee Doodles myself, and similes.

 

[Expertise]

KM you have me baffled.

I was hinting, with little subtlety, that it was Deborah. My real live soccer mommy troll/verbal punching bag.

 

[Expertise]

PS to KM

I really don't wanna be a stud, BB or otherwise. I prefer the term Male Slut.LOL

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ex, you are such a slut.

Of course you were referring to me, I'm vain everything is about me!!! HAHAHAHAH. Maybe not in a few hours, but right now, I'm being self-centered.

I heard she drives a Windstar.