Keroin
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With much, much love, and tongue firmly in cheek, I present my vision of how various members of this board might answer that age old question…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Writer Dom: If the Democrats have their way, we’ll be paying for buses to help chickens cross the road. Cluck you Obama!
Sir Winston: *Aims antennae to help chicken cross the road safely*
DVS: I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, maybe he felt that life offered more on the other side. I don’t cross roads very much anymore but when I was about 18 I crossed this road and….(continues for 12 more paragraphs).
The Captain’s Wench: *giggles*
Netzach: Primarily the expedient method contradicts my woo on road crossing. Grow steel then come back and lick it up or take care of your own chicken.
Keroin: If people actually gave a damn about the welfare of chickens, we wouldn’t be asking this question. If you want to donate to help chickens stay off the road, here’s a link. www.keepwildchickenswild.com
Homburg: It can be reduced to a mathematical equation. [chicken] =/+ [road] </> [crossing]. Meh. Personally, I don’t feel a need to define why chickens cross roads but if it gets them hot then I support it.
JMohegan: WD, anyone who thinks chickens crossing the road would do any better with Republicans at the helm should read the following article from the New York Times.
(Quotes long article from 2003)
Also, Steven Colbert sure took a funny dig at road crossing chickens. You can watch it here.
00Syd: Blech. I am so sick of this question.
BLoved: The casual players would have the chicken believe crossing the road is all very safe and normal. But I think this demonstrates their real motive…
DeepGreenEyes: Go on, cross the road, chicken, and take my heart with you. You unfaithful bitch!
And after I gave you my nest egg...
Roscoe Rathbone: Beat the chicken’s ass until it stays off the road.
Satin Desire:
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animaux/img/6271_cute_cat.jpg%20blog%201.jpg
Etoile: I award the chicken 10 Internets.
MisterSir (pre RL BDSM experience): Great, now even chickens are crossing the road. I’ll be forty-five and still won’t have crossed a bloody road but livestock will be crossing on a daily basis. Fucking brilliant.
MisterSir(post RL BDSM experience): Fantastic! Good for the chicken!
Midwestyankee: Leggo my egghole.
Eastern Sun: The chicken may not want to cross the road. I resisted crossing the road but my husband reminded me that crossing the road was my choice and he was correct. This is what I wanted, to cross the road. Once I accepted my path, I realized my resistance was a construct. There is peace in the road and now I cross it with joy.
Rida: Because she needed new shoes.
...I'm sure my brain will spill out more later
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Writer Dom: If the Democrats have their way, we’ll be paying for buses to help chickens cross the road. Cluck you Obama!
Sir Winston: *Aims antennae to help chicken cross the road safely*
DVS: I don’t know why the chicken crossed the road, maybe he felt that life offered more on the other side. I don’t cross roads very much anymore but when I was about 18 I crossed this road and….(continues for 12 more paragraphs).
The Captain’s Wench: *giggles*
Netzach: Primarily the expedient method contradicts my woo on road crossing. Grow steel then come back and lick it up or take care of your own chicken.
Keroin: If people actually gave a damn about the welfare of chickens, we wouldn’t be asking this question. If you want to donate to help chickens stay off the road, here’s a link. www.keepwildchickenswild.com
Homburg: It can be reduced to a mathematical equation. [chicken] =/+ [road] </> [crossing]. Meh. Personally, I don’t feel a need to define why chickens cross roads but if it gets them hot then I support it.
JMohegan: WD, anyone who thinks chickens crossing the road would do any better with Republicans at the helm should read the following article from the New York Times.
(Quotes long article from 2003)
Also, Steven Colbert sure took a funny dig at road crossing chickens. You can watch it here.
00Syd: Blech. I am so sick of this question.
BLoved: The casual players would have the chicken believe crossing the road is all very safe and normal. But I think this demonstrates their real motive…
DeepGreenEyes: Go on, cross the road, chicken, and take my heart with you. You unfaithful bitch!
And after I gave you my nest egg...
Roscoe Rathbone: Beat the chicken’s ass until it stays off the road.
Satin Desire:
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/animaux/img/6271_cute_cat.jpg%20blog%201.jpg
Etoile: I award the chicken 10 Internets.
MisterSir (pre RL BDSM experience): Great, now even chickens are crossing the road. I’ll be forty-five and still won’t have crossed a bloody road but livestock will be crossing on a daily basis. Fucking brilliant.
MisterSir(post RL BDSM experience): Fantastic! Good for the chicken!
Midwestyankee: Leggo my egghole.
Eastern Sun: The chicken may not want to cross the road. I resisted crossing the road but my husband reminded me that crossing the road was my choice and he was correct. This is what I wanted, to cross the road. Once I accepted my path, I realized my resistance was a construct. There is peace in the road and now I cross it with joy.
Rida: Because she needed new shoes.
...I'm sure my brain will spill out more later
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