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[Fingerfuxs]

I was inspired so , I’ll go first. Please feel free to quote with to a crash and burn or a smooth operator comment. Anyone is welcome , newbies are valued like 4 ️ s


here goes. “ I notice you haven’t masturbated to my Lit profile in that one thread “

is there a little sup sup I could do to interest U , or is it a firm no ? “


I’m saying it’s smooth N FUXING CHARMING

 

[Dribble]

Pineapple and pizza is like you and me...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Have you ever been dominated? No? Well how do you know you won’t like it until you try? Here let me pick out your clothes, bras and bath bombs for you. Hello? Hello?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

So, how do you feel about unsolicited videos?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

oh, I've got something for your box.

 

[tolyk]

oh, I've got something for your box.

You read my mind, how'd you do that?

 

[willlph]

https://i.gifer.com/4KgN.gif

Don't mind me.... I am just here hanging out learning from the "PROS"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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[crazychemgirl]

And here comes SCP with the memes …

*insert meme that’s so cheesy

“you like that baby? Oh yeah, there’s mode where that came from”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Blind her with science! or at least propose a experiment

 

[lakesailer_mi]

LMAO thanks, these are awesome!

If you're a woman at Lit, the most successful pick up line: "Hi"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

"Go Fuck Yourself"

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

"I'm gonna butter your bread"

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I’m touched with your word choices , thanks for sharing and your participation .

Well, ya know, sometimes I appreciate the simple and direct Lit pick up. It is much clearly than like that emoji string. (is that a mermaid on the end, what the fuck does a mermaid mean on lit)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Blind her with science! or at least propose a experiment

#truth Some of us can't resist fucking science.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Damn woman, you give me such an art on.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

#truth Some of us can't resist fucking science.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

Let’s find our combined volume by displacing the liquid in my waterbed.

 

[Fingerfuxs]

https://i.gifer.com/4KgN.gif

Don't mind me.... I am just here hanging out learning from the "PROS"

You got this kid get sum !!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What do you put on YOUR sandwich? *with implied eyebrow wiggle*

@Bry1313 @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bry1313]

What do you put on YOUR sandwich? *with implied eyebrow wiggle*

@Bry1313 @OrdinaryPerson

I thought we were friends.

 

[jason28053]

Is buttcheeks one word, or should I spread them apart?

 

[StillRain]

Let’s e-bone.

Yeah I’m all about the e-romance.

 

[TomTeacher19]

Sex please?

 

[jason28053]

Let’s e-bone.

Yeah I’m all about the e-romance.

My place or yours?