List of People I would like Killer Muffin to fuck today.

[Bluesboy2]

1. Me
2. bratcat

Simultaniously

 

[Allexus_TN]

Now that's a show worth watching.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Cool

Now that's a show worth watching.

You can watch for free!

 

[Allexus_TN]

Re: Cool

You can watch for free!

Fabulous! I'm all for free stuff!! I'll remember to repay the favor.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Simultaniously

Oh woe. Oh the crumbling breaks in my poor tortured heart.

I feel faint, as if to swoon. The evil spelling demon hast stolen my love from me. Plucked him from my arms 'ere we could connsumate a lasting forged unity of a truer love than many shall ever know.

I am wounded. I am Dante crying for Beatrice. I am Bogey dying for Bacall. I am Danny Kaye seeking his adored vessle with a pestle.

I shall throw myself from the cliffs of the diction and dash myself upon the rocks of spelling.

 

[curious2c]

one little mistake. wow.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well damn!

Oh woe. Oh the crumbling breaks in my poor tortured heart.

I feel faint, as if to swoon. The evil spelling demon hast stolen my love from me. Plucked him from my arms 'ere we could connsumate a lasting forged unity of a truer love than many shall ever know.

I am wounded. I am Dante crying for Beatrice. I am Bogey dying for Bacall. I am Danny Kaye seeking his adored vessle with a pestle.

I shall throw myself from the cliffs of the diction and dash myself upon the rocks of spelling.

Had I known I would have volunteered to do you first.
Will you be my spelling buddy? I need one.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*chewing lip* That wasn't over the top, was it? I was afraid that would be over the top. I was so hoping that it wouldn't be too much but my melodramatic heart has kicked into high gear. I've been reading bodice rippers. Oh dear.

 

[curious2c]

OH! melodramatic, I see. sorry.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Not at all

It just made me realize how much you mean to me and how fragile your heart is.
I will narrow the list to just me. However, unlike your other BF (Lancie) I can be a tad on the dom side. Thats kind of a surprise, right?
I really do need a spelling buddy. Mostly its typos though

 

[KillerMuffin]

Actually, I'm a poor spelling buddy. I just get anal over ellipsis.


I'm really not much as Dom fodder. Too violent. Perhaps we could do dinner and conversation?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Actually dear

Sexy as you are I could be quite happy just having a conversation and coffee. All kidding aside I do like you.
However if you just HAD to tie me down and fuck me silly I would prolly let you.

 

[Guest]

Actually, I'm a poor spelling buddy. I just get anal over ellipsis.


I'm really not much as Dom fodder. Too violent. Perhaps we could do dinner and conversation?

Lying.....lesbo.....butch.......!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Spelling buddy sez:

BITCH!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Actually dear

Sexy as you are I could be quite happy just having a conversation and coffee. All kidding aside I do like you.
However if you just HAD to tie me down and fuck me silly I would prolly let you.

I think you're pretty swell, too. I'm just as good with the rope or without. I'll leave that up to you. If the occasion ever rises.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Thats sweet dear

My bitch is finally here so I have to bond with it a bit. I like it to feel special when it posts. (KR1)
I would actually like to meet you some day. Witty and smart are cool. Thus you are cool.

 

[Lancecastor]

I get anal ellipsis.

Sorry to interrupt your Dom date, but you really ought to have that looked into.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We've been waiting on you, Lance. It's hard to get the proctologist to pry open your butt when you're not there. Not squeamish, are you?

 

[Bluesboy2]

Well this sucks

We've been waiting on you, Lance. It's hard to get the proctologist to pry open your butt when you're not there. Not squeamish, are you?

My bitch seems to have left and now yours is here. Damnit all!