List of people at lit. I want to fuck

[Ishmael]

Just tell me how you're going to bend over and I'll decide whether you're on the list or not.

Ishmael

 

[modest mouse]

You like prison sex?

Ain't had any good loving since I got out.

 

[lovetoread]

You gonna wear a condom?

 

[Voosla]

this post was done last night

 

[Ishmael]

You gonna wear a condom?

Soap first, condom later. I believe in clean sex. (starting out anyway.)

Ishmael

 

[Rubyfruit]

I don't audition.

 

[Ishmael]

You like prison sex?

Ain't had any good loving since I got out.

Glamorilla is waiting for you.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

this post was done last night

That was someone else's sex life. Aren't you supposed to be on your honeymoon?

Ishmael

 

[modest mouse]

Glamorilla is waiting for you.

Ishmael

Such wonderful revuse but upon my return I find him to be a one-trick pony bore.

I could be wrong.


And straight guys get ass fucking while in prison. Its like a free pass so lets get busy.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

LOL

I don't audition.

 

[Ishmael]

I don't audition.

I read your resume. You're on the list.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Such wonderful revuse but upon my return I find him to be a one-trick pony bore.

I could be wrong.


And straight guys get ass fucking while in prison. Its like a free pass so lets get busy.

You've always been so cute. Not up to PC's standards yet though.

Ishmael

 

[glamorilla]

Such wonderful revuse but upon my return I find him to be a one-trick pony bore.

I could be wrong.


And straight guys get ass fucking while in prison. Its like a free pass so lets get busy.

I already told you I only sleep with men.

 

[Ishmael]

I already told you I only sleep with men.

SLEEP?????????

And I thought we'd have soooooooooo much fun in the shower.

Ishmael

 

[modest mouse]

You've always been so cute. Not up to PC's standards yet though.

Ishmael

Always been so cute? I don't even know you and i doubt you have read shit of what I have ever burdened this board with.

Why would I want to be like PC? He is a shadow of his former self. He posts like he is tired of the place but kinda looks in to keep track of a few things from day to day. My guess is he is a much better shit than he appears to be. he's a parody of himself, like we all are at some point.

PC knows this to be true, just ask him.

Good dismissal try though, going for the whole 'miles' thing.

 

[lovetoread]

SLEEP?????????

And I thought we'd have soooooooooo much fun in the shower.

Ishmael

Ohhhh can I watch that?

Or at least see pics?

 

[modest mouse]

I already told you I only sleep with men.

Fucker. make me eat my words witha good post.

Before I jumped back online I heard about glam via a conversation with another Lit poster and I guess I missed the posts they read becasue they thought you were the best thing since beer.

Truth is the board is stagnant as it has ever been and there is little reason to ppost anyhting of substance or comedic genius.

Its still your fault though, ass muncher.

 

[Ishmael]

Always been so cute? I don't even know you and i doubt you have read shit of what I have ever burdened this board with.

Why would I want to be like PC? He is a shadow of his former self. He posts like he is tired of the place but kinda looks in to keep track of a few things from day to day. My guess is he is a much better shit than he appears to be. he's a parody of himself, like we all are at some point.

PC knows this to be true, just ask him.

Good dismissal try though, going for the whole 'miles' thing.

Oh MM, don't sell me short. Been lurking on the boards now for over a year.

PC will be alright. As soon as he works all those paint fumes out of his system.

Yep, miles is my idol.

Ishmael

 

[Bindii]

Ummm, what happens if we don't want to be on your list?

 

[glamorilla]

Fucker. make me eat my words witha good post.

Before I jumped back online I heard about glam via a conversation with another Lit poster and I guess I missed the posts they read becasue they thought you were the best thing since beer.

Truth is the board is stagnant as it has ever been and there is little reason to ppost anyhting of substance or comedic genius.

Its still your fault though, ass muncher.

I like making men eat things.

 

[modest mouse]

Oh MM, don't sell me short. Been lurking on the boards now for over a year.

Then you prolly know more than I do so I'll resort to name calling.

Bee-yatcheroo

 

[Ishmael]

Ummm, what happens if we don't want to be on your list?

ROFL. My list, my choice.

Call it an old man's last gasp if you will.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

Then you prolly know more than I do so I'll resort to name calling.

Bee-yatcheroo

Do you post as REDWAVE too?

Just asking.

Ishmael

 

[Bindii]

ROFL. My list, my choice.

Call it an old man's last gasp if you will.

Ishmael

Old mans last gasp! Lol

 

[Ishmael]

Old mans last gasp! Lol

You would malign the elderly?

Ishmael