List Of Names I'm Not Cruel Enough To Give To My Kids

[Guest]

Boy:

Hero
Justice
Romeo
Rock
D'waine

Girl:
Mercedes
Chestity
Hope
Destiny
Critfucker

 

[mritsme]

had a friend that his last name was nut he named his little girl imma

 

[Vinny]

P

I seen a woman on TV named Porchette. She was beautiful as was her name. But could you imagine your daughter growing up being called Poorshit

 

[thirstquencher]

Names

My youngest son's second grade teacher had the name Mrs. Harry Balls.

Why would anyone with the last name of balls decide to call their kid Harry?

 

[Monazwx]

Poorshit, that's nothing.

Try the first name of Vaji (pronounced Va-jy) for size.

Yep, Vagina is her nickname.

 

[Mountain Man]

I went to school wit a kid whose last name was Case...

His parents were dumb enough to name him Justin

Justin Case....i still laugh about it

 

[Mountain Man]

Name i heard in a store...

A woman was calling her child who was running around..."Hey! Déjeuner...get your ass over here!"

Why would anyone name their kid "Lunch"

 

[Vinny]

Dick

What about Ms Ima Dick. Real person from NY in the phonebook

 

[Guest]

LOL @ Justin Case & Ima Dick.

 

[SweetInnocence]

*Giggles*

Some people!! Why would you ever give your child a first name that 'clashes' with their last name?! That is cruel but funny on the other end

 

[VeryBadGirl]

I went to school with a guy named Tim Burr.

I think it's funny when a woman gets married and it screws up her name. I have a friend named Vicki Wickey, swear to God.

 

[Guest]

I went to school with a guy named Tim Burr.

I think it's funny when a woman gets married and it screws up her name. I have a friend named Vicki Wickey, swear to God.

Why do the women change their sir names in this day and age, I don't know. Especially when it fucks up your image.

Funny sir names I can think of of hand:
Cuntz
Butt
Butty
Loveitte
Smyth (Pretentious)

 

[Willing and Unsure]

my mom used to work with someone named Bernard Bernard. it was pretty odd when she told me I should call him Mr. Bernard and then he said dont worry about it, just call me Bernard.

 

[perks]

people in the church I grew up in by the last name of Tyme. Named their daughter Summer and their son, Justin.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

people in the church I grew up in by the last name of Tyme. Named their daughter Summer and their son, Justin.

That's just taking piss. What's next? Rosemary ann?

Harry Dick - Good one.

 

[bknight2602]

I had a fraternity brother named Buster Hymen!

 

[VeryBadGirl]

Why do the women change their sir names in this day and age, I don't know. Especially when it fucks up your image.

Funny sir names I can think of of hand:
Cuntz
Butt
Butty
Loveitte
Smyth (Pretentious)

Yes, I do know a family named Kuntz (sad) - there's also the Winedrinkers and the Loosers and the Dix and Cox.

My own last name can be butchered very humorously, but since all the ones in this country can be traced back to my husband's grandfather, I'm not going to say it here - you could definitely trace me in SC since we're the only ones in the entire SE. Oh, and my maiden name is Smith!

 

[Secret Kate]

 

[badasschick]

I was in second grade with a kid named Ricky Stroker

 

[pipercatt]

One of my ex step father's friends' last name was Igo, and he named his kid Hugo.

Hugo Igo. What a terrible thing to do to the poor guy.

 

[Angel]

Fanny Butz and Lo Hung (Or was it Hung Lo?)


Those two poor people spent about 5 years getting horrible prank phone calls from me and whichever friend I decided to show their names to in the phone book that week.

 

[Guest]

Fanny Butz and Lo Hung (Or was it Hung Lo?)


Those two poor people spent about 5 years getting horrible prank phone calls from me and whichever friend I decided to show their names to in the phone book that week.

I knew it! Angel and devil is one and the same. LOL
I think it's Hung Lo.

 

[TWB]

Vagina.

Seriously, there is one, pronounced Va(long a) gene-Ah.

Sick

 

[hotNnasty]

A friend named her son Damien.
I thought it was cruel.

I had a dentist Dr. Panick and family doctor was Dr. Cantwell.

Honest to God

Still wonder how my mother picked them out of the book.